Not like this (Animated)
Added 2024-05-31 03:32:49 +0000 UTCShe was under no illusion that becoming a cow would be traditionally glamorous and sexy, but she'd expected to end up with a consistent coat of fur at least, like her girlfriend had. She wanted to look like an animal, not like some gross hairy dude with sagging tits.
Calls to customer support confirmed it...yes, the transformation WAS complete...yes, it was permanent...yes, it affects everyone differently, this was always a possibility, and would she accept a 10% off coupon for bovine accessories by way of apology? She hung up.
She ran her hooved fingers through the thick tangle. She could shave it daily, or look into lasering it off...she let out a frustrated moo.
