"HAWWWWW! W-why me...I know I haven't been the nicest person, but - haaah! - I don't deserve this! He was such a boring boyfriend...every name I called him was true, just d-didn't know he was a freaking warlock...'you're an ass,' that's all he said...ughhh, my stomach...my butt is so big...so...h-hawt...HAWWWWW!"