Look what I got
Added 2024-05-04 03:27:53 +0000 UTC"So I heard about these guys in the woods that have been turning people into stuff, and I figured I'd check them out. I don't know the terminology, elves or gnomes or something. Anyway, I was wandering around in the woods for a while before I heard some talking and laughter in the distance. I snuck up just in time to see two of 'em turning this guy into a rabbit with big tits...they were rolling on the ground giggling watching him try to hop away...well, I guess it would've been 'her' hopping away at that point.
I actually think I startled them when I approached, and they seemed suspicious. I just wanted to know what their deal was, you know! Finally they asked me some kind of trivia question and said if I got it wrong there were hooves and horns in my future, and I said that was fine by me, do your worst. They were not happy, said I was taking the fun out of it. I said tough, lay it on me. Next thing I know I'm a goat woman. I was gonna leave but then they started whispering and getting these mischievous smiles, so I stuck around...they cast some other thing on me, said it was some kind of 'burden for my hubris,' and I got all big and sloshy like you see here. I asked them if they could make me any bigger and then they got REALLY mad and left.
I don't know what their problem was. Anyway, I got these milkers now."
