What fresh hell is this
Added 2024-05-04 03:21:19 +0000 UTCLast night was crazy. At least, you imagine it must've been, since you don't remember any of it and have woken up with a massive hangover. You feel awful, like you got no sleep at all, and can barely keep your eyes open. You swing your legs off the side of the bed and groggily get to your feet. It's cold without your blanket, so you slip on your bathrobe as you trudge to the bathroom.
Standing in front of the toilet, you part your robe and start to relieve yourself without even looking. A moment later you realize you're not hearing any splashing, but you do feel something warm running down your leg. You reach down and don't find what you expected to be there. You go to look down, but find two other surprises in the way...
Now panicking, you turn to the mirror to find a completely unfamiliar body reflecting back at you. Somehow...impossibly...you've become some kind of well-endowed cow-creature, a woman...a woman with a pounding headache and a mess to clean up before she can even start to ask what the hell happened. The day just started and you're already completely done.
