"Urgh! I don't know how you managed to drag me along, last time I explore an abandoned building with you. Syringes all over the floor, I manage to step right on one, and next thing I know I'm bloating up for some reason. -grunt- These clothes are ruined. You think this is some kind of allergic reaction, or some kind of fast-acting weight gain serum? How are the damages from back there, you enjoying the view? -grunt- Pervert.
...What do you mean, I have a tail?!"