Get me out of here, please!
Added 2024-04-30 02:58:29 +0000 UTC"You...do you see me as more than a dog? I swear everyone has gone crazy...I'm not a Dalmatian! I mean, I am, sort of, but I'm not supposed to be! I live a few blocks east of here, a while back the neighbor's dog took a liking to me and...next thing I knew I was growing fur, and then a man came and caught me and dragged me in here! No...wait! I'm not BARKING, I'm trying to talk to you!! ...How am I supposed to get out of this mess..."
