Museum unveiling gone wrong
Added 2024-04-28 02:18:09 +0000 UTCThe local news made a big deal about the new sarcophagus that had been unearthed and how its first opening in thousands of years would take place at the city's history museum. There was supposedly some sort of curse inscription written on the lid, which stoked imaginations further. A large crowd gathered for the unveiling of Porkenhuten, oblivious to the danger they were in...as the seal was broken, strange-colored smoke billowed from the sarcophagus, leaving those in the first few rows coughing, and then shrieking in horror. Pigs...those who violated the high priest's rest were doomed to become pigs...squealing and clutching at their bloating bodies, they realized the news cameras were pointed at them, broadcasting each agonizing moment live...
