"I wouldn't have minded just getting turned into a fox...or even a fox with reasonably big gazongas, you know? But these are completely ridiculous. It's tough to frolic in the forest with 50 or 60 pounds hanging off me. I don't even think most guys would be into me, I'm more of a freak than attractive...I'd be worried about crushing them. But...y'know, deal with the hand you're dealt..."