I didn't know the pills would do this...
Added 2024-08-02 01:29:01 +0000 UTC"Oh...yoOOou're home...
I don't know whether to be relieved to see you or embarrassed beyond belief...I...I oOOordered some pills online, because I know you like girls with big knockers, and I've always been a little lacking in that department...I know yoOOou'd never be unfaithful, but I was sick of feeling inadequate, and thought I might be able to surprise you, become moOOore your type...
Obviously the pills worked...tooOOOOoo well. I don't know what the hell was in them, but I...I don't exactly beloOOong in the house anymoOOore...don't know if there's any way to fix this...
I'm, uh, also feeling a bit pent up...I think I'm...full, if you take my meaning. Sorry to ask this, but...could yoOOou...grab a bucket or a pitcher or something, and see if yoOOou can...help?"
