"I hear people talking, laughing, playing around with their pets...how has no one noticed me? Am I invisible, or do they just not care that I'm turning into a pig? -grunt- J-just out for my jog, same as ever...trying to keep the pounds off, and now look at me... -squeal- W-why is this happening to me? Stupid hoof-fingers don't work on my phone, I need someone to call 911...anyone? -grunt-"