Just becaush I'm -hic- GERMAN Shepherd...
Added 2024-07-27 01:30:18 +0000 UTC"Look buddy. -hic- I know I'm a German Shepherd, but I don't appreshiate the shtereotypesh...yeah, Oktoberfesht, blah blah blah. I'm not even German! I'm ITALIAN! -hic- Thash right, izz not like I get to CHOOSE what breed I'm shtuck as. You gonna hashle that slutty little Irish Setter in the corner for the shame thing?! Huh?
Izz hard bein' a dog in this town. Tha's why I drink. But I'm feelin' pretty good right now, and you're kinda cute. Sho I let bygones be bygones. Whaddya shay? Buy me one more? -hic-"
