"Years of coming out here, and you're the first person to have caught me in this little wooded area. Usually my reflexes are better, I must be slipping.
See that building behind me? I'm an exec on the 30th floor there. I come out here on my lunch break to change, let off some steam...masturbate, mostly. And you've had the misfortune to interrupt that. Y'know, in the corporate world, things get get pretty cutthroat, a real tiger-eat-tiger environment. Like I said, it's my lunch break. So what's it gonna be, tiger? Am I gonna eat you, or are you gonna eat me?"