Let this cow help that cow help you
Added 2024-07-25 03:54:46 +0000 UTC"We've noticed you've been all pent up lately...oh yeah, it's us, the gals from stall 4, we've always been able to shift into these forms. It's just easier to stand around on all fours and chew cud most of the time, you know? Anyway, you always treat us so nicely, and the other day we overheard you talking on the phone about your struggles with your ex. It's ridiculous, everything she put you through, and then to cheat on top of that! So we talked it over and decided you need a break today. Just relax and we'll take good care of you!"
