"Oh fuck...oh fuuuUUAAGHHH, WHAT IS GOING ON?! An udder, I have a fucking udder! Hahhhh...hahh...stupid...jean skirt...so tight... <shrrriiipp>aaghh! Got to get this off...and my chest...how is my bra still holding?! Ughh..."
<knock knock> "Everything ok in there? You about done?"
"DON'T COME IN!! Uh, everything's fine! Everything's...ohhhh...muh...m-mooOOOOOO!"