"A-ahh! Yes, I...admittedly, I know this was gonna be part of the job. Hahh...harder...at my last position we hired this sheep girl who kept grumbling about what this place did to her, and the stories she told...she would've been so pissed if she knew how much it turned me on. I applied here the next day.
Gahh...a-am I happy it was you, that I get to be a donkey? Fffuck yes...as long as you're available on lunch breaks...and between meetings...h-hahhh, finish me! My feet are starting to change...I want to feel my fur sprouting, my face elongating...make me a donkeeeee-HAWWWW!"