NewwooOOOoo Job (Animated)
Added 2024-07-20 02:00:29 +0000 UTC"Shhh, it's alright...if it's any consolation, you'll get used to it sooOOOoon. Sorry, we usually don't manage to warn anyone before it's too late...lots of people get suckered in by the great pay and benefits, and then the higher-ups get you in for their little small group 'session,' and by then you're a part of the family.
This is your desk...oh geeze, the custodians needed to do another pass...the last girl who worked here ended up as a sheep, and she liked to pick at her fleece, that's what all those white fibers are. I'll let them know.
Truth be told, I'm glad another cowgirl is here, been feeling a bit isolated. I can help you adjust, there are a lot of products I can recommend that are perfect for managing bovine-related self care.
From the sound of things in the conference room, you might end up working next to a real jackass...Jesus, she's certainly enthusiastic..."
