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GOOSHER 100 VID from BTG - Command & Conquer Gameplay - I Was Beyond PATHETIC!

Okay, we all know I am challenged when it comes to gaming... Having never played a game of this type before, this went past "challenged" and into "really fucking bad"! :-D 

GOOSHER 100 VID from BTG - Command & Conquer Gameplay - I Was Beyond PATHETIC!

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I mean, it's to be expected. Red Alert 3 was when the last of the original Westwood crew was... "reassigned."

Yunru

As a pretty hardcore player of C&C franchise back in the day this was both really painful and fun to watch and that's just single player. :D Really, play the tutorial next time if you are ever gonna try some other ones in the future :D Pretty much everything till Kane's Wrath/Red Alert 3 is great/decent. They only really dropped the ball on Tiberium Twilight so avoid that :D

Ak4sh4

I think you should play the tutorial, it is made for inexperienced players.

Miklar Sihn

This is actually a really good fun but stupid world. The first 2 games in the series are based on an alternate history where einstein creates a time machine and goes back in time to kill hitler. Which for this games world means that germany never rose again after the first world war... which meant that the soviets overran germany no problem and by the time ww2 would normally be over there was a new war where the soviet borders went all the way to... i think it was france. The second game has some other fuckery, but that stuff is pretty much purely dumb. It does end with the soviets having pretty much lost though. The third game is happening in a world where the soviets as they are about to loose, use the time machine they have been working on to go back in time and kill einstein. Which creates a world where they are winning again... but where there is a big asian empire that then begins attacking them from the other side... and a world in which nukes do not exist.

Miklar Sihn

This is a great game but I'll NEVER EVER forgive them for putting this out as a cash grab ass mobile game for the recent title with no news about a AAA one

Man you are a gigantic prick.

Duke

"I am the Soviet!"

Daniel Gonzalez

This was a trial to watch. I know you're bad at video games but this is just painful. It's like watching a cat playing with an injured bird that can't fly before it kills it. (You being the bird in this analogy, the game being the cat). Helpful hints from a guy who has never played the game. (Or any game of this type for that matter). Natasha can destroy those battleships by diving into the canal and calling in an air-strike. Just like you did earlier. Also this is the first mission it's meant to be easy. To prove this statement they give you extra rubles (money) to recruit more units to help defend the fortress. I'd suggest a mixture of conscripts and flak troops. Flak to keep enemy air support off your units' backs, conscripts to deal with the cannon fodder. Not gonna bother giving advice about the Hermitage since that boat has already sailed. Anyways hope I didn't come too much off as a gigantic prick. But seriously you need the help and advice.

Phillip Ribbink

@4:15 LMAO

Master Zed

Unfortunately I probably love RTSs more than I am actually good as them although I did get all the way to the final mission of WC III Reign of Chaos on my own I wasn't able to beat it those demons just kept steamrolling me I also never actually beat starcraft but I love em I am better at TBS though so there's that

Daniel Gonzalez

As much as i wanted to see this, it was a terrible idea to get him to play a strategy game while he can't handle regular ones. Terrible, but hilarious xD

Lewd Angel

Right so, I think you should play, in order: Red Alert 2's tutorial, then Red Alert 3's tutorial, then Red Alert 3 (because while I dislike it as part of the franchise it has a lot of funny moments)

Yunru

Tips and tricks: Play the tutorial :P

Yunru

Although I warn you, when going back to the older games you'll have to *unlearn* the whole "left click select, right click order" thing.

Yunru

NICE!! 😄

Spaz Boys Comedy

Fun fact, in Red Alert 1 and 2 they hired actors. In Red Alert 3 most/all the poster girls were/are porn stars.

Yunru

Thank you! I was wondering who the fuck that guy was. Could not remember his name (or roles to google him)

V_VMat

You know, this game is such a travesty that I'm glad you're playing it first so you don't have the same disappointment I did.

Yunru

Lol i never realized Tim Curry (Pennywise) was in this game xD

DxShadow


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