BUTTFUCK, PENNSYLVANIA LIFE!
Added 2018-07-28 02:55:09 +0000 UTCSo, Spaz Kid & I stopped for the night in ButtFuck, Pennsylvania... You know you’re in a luxury hotel when the toilet paper sits on a shelf because they apparently can not afford a dispenser.
Also, while in the shower, I dropped the soap, and I got wondering: If you’re alone and drop the soap, are you obligated to rape yourself? I wasn’t sure of the protocol, so I went ahead and did it, just to be safe.
Comments
Yo that toilet paper thing just happen to me when I was on a trip last month lol
2018-07-29 11:24:19 +0000 UTCCurtis I can't believe you raped yourself. How is that possible anyway?
Aidan
2018-07-29 00:31:22 +0000 UTCI have never been this proud of anyone in my entire life
2018-07-28 17:11:39 +0000 UTCshowering without us...I hope you remembered to wash behind your ears and clean your anus
Meelog Malterion
2018-07-28 11:10:56 +0000 UTCWell, just looking at that, it's better than some of the hotels I've been in where there just isn't a backup roll of toilet paper in the bathroom because they apparently don't expect you to go through an entire roll before room cleaning the next day. That would be fair for just one person, but not for a family of five staying in one room.
Subaru130
2018-07-28 10:39:47 +0000 UTCThank you! I like to think I did the honorable thing. 😄
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-07-28 09:21:08 +0000 UTCYou made the right call. I'm proud of you.
Hi O'laverly
2018-07-28 05:37:56 +0000 UTCSounds like a nice place 😏 I should visit.
Jojoekage
2018-07-28 05:02:36 +0000 UTCLol you made the right decision if you didn't rape yourself the soap would have formed sentience and raped you just because 😂
Dallas Winston
2018-07-28 04:57:14 +0000 UTCCurtis this may be very selfish to ask but if you're going to watch Naruto the last without the images and have the timer in the corner to follow YouTube guidelines would it be possible for the GOOSH to get your full reaction or at least an edited reaction that would be amazing!!!!
Dallas Winston
2018-07-28 04:50:36 +0000 UTCHey I live in Pennslyvania! Cambria County lol. Wish I could of met you and said Hi!
2018-07-28 04:26:17 +0000 UTCTo be honest, depending on the grade, the sandpaper would likely be an upgrade. 😄
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-07-28 03:16:20 +0000 UTC😄😄
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-07-28 03:15:21 +0000 UTCReplace the toilet paper with a roll of sand paper, let the next person fight it out with the staff
WHOLESOME DEUS
2018-07-28 03:03:23 +0000 UTCYou think that’s bad try staying a cheap motel in Tuscaloosa after a Alabama home game. where the toilet is so damn low you feel like your squatting and about to fall in. Or, when you look at the bed you realize they only put flooring around the beds and under it is bare concrete and so you decide to sleep fully dressed on top of the covers cause it looks like a unofficial brothel and then you have your pistol locked and loaded setting out of the holster cause your in an area where you feel like someone could and would break in at any minute. Yeah all in all you should go give it a try I’m sure you’ll have a lovely lady of the night come knock on your door so you can have a good 3 way👍🏼😏
2018-07-28 03:02:21 +0000 UTCYou'd get a nice Kamui rape 👌
Turkushh
2018-07-28 02:59:46 +0000 UTCIf you hotel is old, you could let the hotel ghost take care of you 😉
Turkushh
2018-07-28 02:59:28 +0000 UTCThat’s what I always assumed 🤷🏻♂️
Mitchell Fanning
2018-07-28 02:56:46 +0000 UTCYeah that’s how i do it Curtis any shower by myself I make it point to drop the soap to rape myself
Nathaniel
2018-07-28 02:56:40 +0000 UTCYou’re supposed to take a shower with Spaz Kid. That’s where you messed up Curtis smh
Brother E
2018-07-28 02:56:32 +0000 UTC
