THIS ASSHOLE WANTS TO FIGHT!
Added 2018-06-08 13:13:27 +0000 UTCPretty much every morning when I come downstairs, this beady-eyes little prick glares at me from out on my porch. I'm pretty sure he wants to fight me.
Wish me luck because I understand squirrels are always going for the nuts!
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I'm pretty sure the squirrel is going to win the fight
2018-06-09 14:50:47 +0000 UTCFind his stash and squirrel it away in your own ass. That'll teach him a thing or two about hiding nuts. *ba dum tss* :'(
2018-06-09 13:19:52 +0000 UTCYea, he does kinda blend in with the porch. :-D
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-06-09 11:59:15 +0000 UTC:-D
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-06-09 11:58:56 +0000 UTCLol, when I first saw this post, I thought you were talking about the car. Now, I see the squirrel.
GoldArthur
2018-06-09 10:19:07 +0000 UTCThat squirrel looks totally nuts! Be careful Curtis!!
Evren
2018-06-09 09:59:04 +0000 UTCCould it be... the legendary super squirrel?
Hi O'laverly
2018-06-09 05:53:21 +0000 UTClmao just your explanation with the picture of that fierce Squirrel, absolutely hilarious xD
2018-06-09 00:40:00 +0000 UTCCurtis now I know why you like bad jokes
Aidan
2018-06-08 22:58:09 +0000 UTCIf I had nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?
2018-06-08 20:37:30 +0000 UTCI challenge them all
2018-06-08 20:26:25 +0000 UTCYou might be right. "Slowly drops teriyaki fighting pose"
2018-06-08 20:06:53 +0000 UTCAre you sure you haven't misunderstood? The squirrel might just be wishing you a Gooshtastic day!
original_name
2018-06-08 18:18:21 +0000 UTCPut on your black belt in teriyaki and show him that you aint playing! 👊💥
2018-06-08 16:43:05 +0000 UTCAnyone who has seen Rick and Morty knows you don't fuck with squirrels
Lachlan Ferrand
2018-06-08 16:36:40 +0000 UTCI have a bird feeder....squirrels get into bird feeder and eat bird food....must....eliminate the squirrel resistance
2018-06-08 14:54:31 +0000 UTCCurtis you know what he/she/ze wants. ...... DEEZ NUTS
Jojoekage
2018-06-08 14:47:08 +0000 UTCOr Goosh-A-Mania! :-D
Spaz Boys Comedy
2018-06-08 13:40:26 +0000 UTCWatcha gonna do squirrel when Curtismania runs wild on you!?
Brian Williams
2018-06-08 13:27:01 +0000 UTC
