And over there on my scandalous Tier I'm uploading sexy videos of me vaping and eating chocolate…
Tell your friends…
I've been in a bit of a slump mentally fighting Demons I can't give names to, and the only thing that helps is listening to Grimes full blast in my room while I wait for a mythical relationship to save me from a lifelong tragic lonely cannabis infused quadriplegic life. I hope you feel the sarcasm into your very bones. Because I feel way more than you think I do, and I'm talking physically. I am being sarcastic because while I don't believe a relationship would help anything, I do believe my body is an actual need of severe cuddling preferably for about four weekends in a row.
Disabled people are hot. And I've been horny and trying to finish the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy day and night for the past couple days. Reading 1984, I could feel my vocabulary growing ever so slightly. Currently with this book, hitchhikers, I've been laughing out loud and screenshot in my favorite quotes. Also, we weighed me today and I'm 79 pounds. That seems… weird. I guess I have to get it up a little bit which is why I post videos of me eating chocolate if you love me enough to throw away your money on my scandalous tear. On Friday night, a lingerie shoot featuring a Sailor Moon outfit Will hopefully be enacted. That guy I was talking to asked me if I'm free this weekend and I said MAYBE (• inwardly screaming YES ARE you KIDDING?!?!*) if I have a heart attack during sex, I'll let you know.
I love you all, you are give me a sentence that I can keep going I meant to say you ALL, silly voice recorder, you give me a sense of strength that I can keep fighting my Demons and emerge on the other side hitchhiking my way through the galactic portals.
Love,
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