Sorry to do this to you man, but when I saw you out here running with these hot red sneaks and these gray sweats (which really show off your fat ass by the way) I knew I just had to have you, so I leapt from that old vessel your in now, and sunk deep into this delicious one. I probably should have thought about the fact that I was going 90 and leaving the drivers body soulless at those speeds is not the brightest, but hey, my body didn’t get a scratch on it, so really whose loss is it anyway. The ambulance should be here in a bit to collect that mangled new vessel of yours. I’ll go see my way into your old life. Bye now!
Oh and don’t try and tell anyone about our little switcheroo. The last one who did ended up in the psyche ward, and I think you’ll be sick of hospitals before long. If you last that long that is…