The Jynxed - New Abney Park Song, and Introspection!
Added 2020-02-01 09:00:03 +0000 UTCHere you go, a brand new unreleased Abney Park song, and an introspection to go with it!
Just for you Patreon supporters.
The song The Jynnxed is a little comedy piece about a start up band who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in the music business, because they always make all the obvious mistakes and all beginner bands make. I laughed my ass off writing this, and our guitar player Skye laughed his ass off hearing it!
I hope it has the same effect on you!
Here's the lyrics:
“The Jinxed”
A
My name is Danny Violence,
D
my band is called “the Jinxed”.
E
Our singer she can’t hold a tune,
A
but she’s hot as hell me thinks.
Nobody comes to see us,
we hope we’ll be signed soon.
And the singer might go solo,
but she still can’t hold a tune.
When we all start playing,
we play every note that we can.
But not one of us has played a hook,
since we started this band.
bass Plays Thirty-Seconds,
guitar solos overall,
And keyboard player holds one note,
if anything at all!
We play jazz-metal-power-pop-rap-polka-neo-thrash.
But everyone who hears us wants to throw us in the trash.
It’s kind of Gothic-folksy-blue grass-EDM-post-swing,
But ask us to describe our selves, and we wont say anything!
our bass player‘s in 30 bands,
so he hasn’t time to gig.
And none of us are millionaires yet,
so we think the world is rigged.
We’re angry ’bout our pay last night,
Though not a ticket sold.
and no-one in our band can play,
But at least we’re not old!
We play jazz-metal-power-pop-rap-polka-neo-thrash.
But everyone who hears us wants to throw us in the trash.
It’s kind of Gothic-folksy-blue grass-EDM-post-swing,
But ask us to describe our selves, and we wont say anything!
Comments
oh I do see it in the mp3 files after the lyrics. I'll listen to it there. thanks! (and durrr)
Jessica Bradshaw
2020-02-02 21:20:20 +0000 UTCdidn't hear any introspection actually
Jessica Bradshaw
2020-02-02 21:19:43 +0000 UTCHow loveryly!
Lorenzo F
2020-02-02 14:21:13 +0000 UTCOh, you mean the introspection? Yeah, I thought I was talking to long...I could go on and on about that topic, it’s my whole career! And I didn’t want to song Bitchy so I cut myself off.
Abney Park
2020-02-02 06:43:48 +0000 UTCcute - it ends really abruptly though
Jessica Bradshaw
2020-02-02 05:34:06 +0000 UTCThank you!!!!
Victoria Nika
2020-02-01 17:03:28 +0000 UTCHilarious! Thanks!
Kurt G Schumacher
2020-02-01 15:25:45 +0000 UTC
