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Every Tom Cruise character crashes our Late Night Comedy show
Absolute Show is a surreal comedy late-night comedy show — where interviews collapse, sketches spiral, and nothing goes according to plan. Think Kimmel… if his show was canceled and worked for Adult Swim and Eric Andre.
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2025-10-22 13:39:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe Late Night Comedy show that descends into chaos.
Absolute Show is a surreal comedy late-night comedy show — where interviews collapse, sketches spiral, and nothing goes according to plan. Think Kimmel… if he wasn’t fire and worked for Adult Swim and Eric Andre.
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2025-09-24 05:33:15 +0000 UTC View PostBig oil is our sponsor and that really makes these tree huggers mad. They ruin the show. Aldo Campana gets his hair cut.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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![Hanging with the boys turns deadly [UNCENSORED] | Kam Patterson, David Jolly & Ben Beatbox | AS 38](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/9/cs/of/dbda34-019e7a14-1746-796b-8f5a-de2e75063ac7.png)
My boys are coming over for the big game! Little do they know what the actual game is. Mwahahahahaha! Kam Patterson and David Jolly explore their love for each other. Ben Beatbox is autistic and on beat.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 104 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode
2025-03-26 05:58:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 120 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode
2025-03-26 05:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 108 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode
2025-03-26 05:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post![Reunited with my dad after 4 years [UNCENSORED] | Martin Phillips & Ali Al Sayed | AS 37](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/2/uu/re/dbda34-019e7a30-8802-7d5b-a1b2-82722bfd6aea.jpg)
My dad is back! Me and him get to play lightsaber. Also my mom crashed my show and won’t leave! Ugh! Such a drag! And she brought my stupid step dad and step brother. At least I get to hang out with my real dad! Ali Al Sayed says hello and Du-bye!. Martin Phillips raps!
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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2025-03-19 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLiz slept in and now Lukas is scrambling to find a new cohost! Who will he pick?? Deric Poston hates the smoke alarm sound. Simon Hughes is an excited pup.
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2025-03-05 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostMutual combat is legal in the state of Texas. Fights keep breaking out during the show. Christophe Jean hasn’t been to the dentist. The Lizardman says freak shows were ran by con men.
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2025-02-21 19:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 70 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode
2025-02-21 19:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe local theater troupe from Tyler Texas put on a play to teach Lukas and Liz the true, unabridged history of their lovely small town. Phillip Garcia loves a good cig on special occasions.
This was a Special Absolute Show, taped in front of a live audience at the Cheesin’ Fest in Tyler, TX.
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![Spider attack! [UNCENSORED] | Heath Cordes & Bane Jane | AS 33](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/3/dh/zy/dbda34-019e7a14-7b95-72b8-9271-f651fcd4fec0.png)
A spider is loose in the venue, but the show must go on. Can Lukas and liz survive? Thank God for our writers, Ike and Colton, who are spider experts. Heath Cordes is addicted to Capri sun. Bane Jane likes to keep it on the concrete.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 172 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode
2025-01-31 20:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy access to this full show photo album by our awesome show photographer Kyle Post with 140 awesome high quality images from the live show recording of this episode!
2025-01-31 20:48:35 +0000 UTC View PostLukas confronts God. Liz is a strong believer in Science. Kurt Metzger is a feminist hero. Jack Timmons is not gay!
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Attached are all of the show documents we used during the VIP episode, including the outline of the entire show and the guide of guest facts and questions Lukas used during the show
2025-01-28 18:48:38 +0000 UTC View PostA door guy won’t let Lukas and Liz in the VIP club. Lill Good is cool with gay people. Mike Cannon loves 3 on 3 basketball.
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Our writer, Ike, really wanna to skate for this episode. Lukas really hated the idea. But it was the best idea we had this week. Sara Weinshenk and Yoshi Obayashi join us.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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2025-01-09 04:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post![9/11: A Celebration [UNCENSORED]](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/10/ba/fo/dbda34-019e7a14-cbfc-79df-925a-b6378b628e59.jpg)
9/11: A Celebration | Luisa Omielan & Ehsan Ahmad | AS 29
9/11 is a special holiday and Lukas and Liz are being big 9/11 grinches! The writers, Ike and Colton, want this day to be special. Lukas and Liz need to get in on the holiday spirit! Luisa Omielan is British and talks funny. Ehsan Ahmad doesn’t deny anything.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live...
2025-01-07 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostGash Radio is a Patreon exclusive podcast run by our writers featuring Absolute Show contributors! On this episode, Colton and Ike are joined by recent regular contributor to Ab...
2025-01-06 22:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
After a brief end-of-year hiatus, we are itching to announce our return this Wednesday January 8th, 2025! You can catch all new edited episodes on our YouTube channel, unedited episodes here on our Patreon, and live shows as we record them at 2025-01-06 19:58:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We will be back at the start of the new year with season 2! in the meantime, we have paused billing, so you will not be charged during our time off.
2024-10-31 21:54:13 +0000 UTC View Post![AS 27 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Netherfriends & Lili Michelle](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/7/cp/jl/dbda34-019e7a14-cd2c-70e8-a236-5a00e7f1f310.png)
Liz has beef with one of the writers, and tried to poison him. But does she miss her target? Anyways, Lukas comes back as a ghost and has ghost powers! Netherfriends shows us his new song. Lili Michelle starts vaping again.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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![AS 26 [UNCUT, UNENSORED] Matt Ross & Ruby Dickulous](https://img5.illustratorsleak.com/storage/5/io/za/dbda34-019e7a14-cd73-7536-990d-899975bfcabb.png)
I get a universal remote to remote control the universe. It’s sorta like that one movie… Matt Ross loves breakfast. Ruby Dickulous sells us a spooky house. And we get a visit from God. Yes, that God!
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WHODUNNIT? A guest is murdered? Who is the culprit? Was it Lukas and Liz? Thankfully, the Gash Brother Investigators step in to solve this mystery. Uncle Lazer shares what his last meal would be. Ritchy Flo gets challenged in a rap and magic battle.
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2024-10-02 19:40:59 +0000 UTC View PostWatch out! Lukas got a BBL! But at what cost? Baron Ryan shares from his new book! Joe Rogan spills Redbull all over the stage. Reier Cammerman tells Lukas he is beautiful.
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