Okay, I know some of you are thinking: why bother doing a box office poll this week considering the real DEARTH of new and interesting titles being released? To that I say, yeah, you're probably not wrong. But, hey! It's been a minute since we had a box office poll on here, so let's make the best of a shitty situation.
Now, films like The Garfield Movie 2024-05-31 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's trip into the Star Trek universe on The Nexus, we're talking about a solid Riker episode of TNG and the PENULTIMATE episode of TOS!
First up, that second-to-last TOS episode is "All Our Yesterdays," which originally aired back on March 14, 1969. This slashed-b...
2024-05-30 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“I think he’s in both Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11!” - Chris, on Heston’s sequel policy
On this week’s episode, we’re going back to, well, Earth, to chat about the fun-as-hell sequel, Beneath the Planet of the Apes! How silly was it to make James ...
2024-05-28 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMorning, y'all! Hope those who have this day off are enjoying it to the fullest and living their best lives in a relaxing and safe way! We're still off today, so no OSL until next week, but we of course have some Patreon offerings to drop this week. Let's take a gander at what's happenin' in the old WHMu this week!
First up tomorrow, We ...
2024-05-27 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
On the season finale of Too Old for This Shit, we're talking about the last episode of X-Men '97's first season, and wow, what a season!
"Tolerance is Extinction - Part 3" closes this season in spectacular fashion as we see Magneto and Xavier cruising inside Magneto's own mind, Bastion trying to drop Asteroid M on the east coast of ...
2024-05-24 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHi Folks,
It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2024-05-21 18:39:58 +0000 UTC View Post
“You pay your mortgage for the year and you just show up and do nothing.” - Chris, on major celebrities working in voice acting
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the barely-feature-length sequel, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties! How in the world did Jon Arbuckle not sense two live animals in his luggage? Is Billy Connolly good in this ...
2024-05-21 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, hope you had a totally killer weekend! We're all back safe & sound from last week's super-fun WHM TEXAS TWO-STEP! It was so fantastic seeing everyone at both shows, meeting folks afterward, and spending some time in two amazing cities! We had a blast in both towns and if you came out last week, we hope you had fun too!
Needless to say, we're a bit wipe...
2024-05-20 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
On this entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about beloved EU character, Callista! Some highlights include: the fact that she had her consciousness uploaded to a computer at one point, was once a sea cow herder, and was (apparently) a huge fan of Intergalactic Toby Keith! PLUS: We discuss Emperor Palpatine: porn compilation enthusiast!
Gleep ...
2024-05-16 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our cartoon recap show, we're chatting about the long-forgotten animated adaptation of a beloved live-action property, Return to the Planet of the Apes!
The episode in question, "Flames of Doom," originally aired back on September 6, 1975, and features some of the cheapest, but trippiest animation we've seen in a while! How funny is it every t...
2024-05-15 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“I’ll say it: Chris Kattan? Best part of this movie!” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re finally chatting about the “bad-ass” horror remake, House on Haunted Hill! Did any of those numerous deleted scenes maybe have more character details by any chance? Why couldn’t Jeffrey Combs have played a larger role in this movie? How does Geoffr...
2024-05-14 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, and howdy from the Lone Star State! We're here in Houston getting ready for Night 1 of the WHM Texas Two-Step that's happening tomorrow night at the Houston Improv where we'll be talking Robocop 2! And then Wednesday of course is Night 2, happening in Austin where we'll be going over the moon for
Hey gang, wild-ass day today, so getting this week's poll up a little late, but hey, we're going APE getting ready to head out for the WHM Texas Two-Step next week! [Get them tix here, by the way!]
So this weekend, the next APES movie is here! Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes is o...
2024-05-11 05:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of Too Old For This Shit, we’re chatting about three fabulous episodes of X-Men ’97: “Bright Eyes” and “Tolerance is Extinction” Parts 1 & 2! Who wouldn’t want Nightcrawler giving the eulogy at their own funeral? How cool is it to get Bastion in here? Who else is loving all of Morph’s morphing across these eps? How f...
2024-05-10 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Cue the rockin' electric guitar, because it's time for another trip back in time to sexy, sunny Los Angeles in the 1990s on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the pretty ridiculous episode, "A Presumption of Innocence." First airing back on October 21, 1992, this episode has Dylan celebrating his 18th (is that right?) birth...
2024-05-09 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
“This becomes a sitcom!” - Eric, on this sequel’s goofiness
On this week’s episode, the gang gets into action mode to talk about the incredibly silly sequel, Lethal Weapon 3! Why can’t Roger Murtaugh take a bath IN PEACE?! Did they really have to amp up all the grab-ass in this one? How is this evil ex-cop sneaking into all these high security ...
2024-05-07 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, hope you all had a great weekend! Catch anything good, in theaters or otherwise? We'll be re-capping some stuff we've seen a little later today during On-Screen Live, airing noon/eastern on our YouTube and Twit...
2024-05-06 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, we're not on the road this week, so I'm back on my box office bullshit!
Despite having a so-so relationship with David Leitch's directorial efforts over the years— Atomic Blonde (didn't see), Deadpool 2 (fine), F&F: Hobbs & Shaw (terrible), Bullet Train 2024-05-03 19:09:35 +0000 UTC View Post
“He looks exactly like Jason Voorhees if he did wrestling and pornography” - Eric on The Lord Humungus
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about George Miller’s 1981 action masterpiece, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior! Is this one of the greatest viewing experiences in cinema? How ...
“I saw this in theaters!” - Steve, proudly
On this week’s episode, the guys bring SHEENPRIL (still stupid) to a close with a fun discussion on the better-than-you-remember Emilio-directed buddy comedy, Men at Work! How great is the chemistry between the two Sheen brothers on screen? What a great spice Keith David is to throw i...
2024-04-30 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty Six April 29, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
We are KNEE-DEEP in the 2024 Spring Tour! We just got back from Atlanta and man what a great crowd and show! We’r...
2024-04-29 22:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, wow, it's hard to believe that the blessed month of SHEENPRIL is already at an end, but here we are! Before you know it, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza will be upon us! Until then, let's take a gander at what's happening in the WHMu this week:
First up, tomorrow, we're closing the door on
“I thought this aired on the Bone Network” - Eric
On this month’s Animation Damnation, we’re finally talking about the cartoon our Skeleton League brothers and sisters must’ve loved, Skeleton Warriors! We’re covering the first, mind-boggling episode, “Flesh and Bone.” First airing on a Saturday morning back on Se...
2024-04-25 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about Garik "Face" Loran! Loran was a low-tier X-wing pilot in the Rebel Alliance, but actually started out as a successful child actor, starring in several popular Imperial propaganda films, such as The Black Bantha, Win or Die, and ...
2024-04-24 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“This is kinda like Contact for stupid people?” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re in the back-half of SHEENPRIL with a chat about the fairly solid, alien invasion b-picture, The Arrival! What kind of character name is Charlie’s here, with this Zane Zaminsky? If this movie was more popular...
2024-04-23 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, hope you had a great weekend! We're packing our bags as we speak, getting ready to head down to Atlanta for this Thursday's show at the City Winery, where we'll be talking all about Gerard Butler in Gamer! We really hope...
2024-04-22 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, we're packing our bags and getting ready to head down to Atlanta for next week's kick-off to our spring run of shows when we play the City Winery on Thursday, 4/25, but before that, we're gonna squeeze one more box office pol...
2024-04-19 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
“Does it take up calories, like The Flash?” - Eric, pondering Nightcrawler’s powers
On this edition of Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about two more fabulous episodes of X-Men ’97: episode five, “Remember It,” and episode six, “Lifedeath - Part 2.”
Wit...
It's the April edition of our Star Trek recap show and holy crap, we couldn't be farther apart with the quality of these two episodes!
First up on TOS, it's quite possibly the nadir of this show, "The Savage Curtain." Originally airing back on March 7, 1969, this ep has Kirk and Spock encountering Abe Lincoln and a cheap-looking...
2024-04-18 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“There is a terminal velocity for us all!” - Steve, on death
On this week’s episode, SHEENPRIL takes to the skies… and dives into a great conversation about the outrageous skydiving-centric action movie, Terminal Velocity! Is James Gandolfini believable as a Russian heavy? Has there been better skydiving stunts in a major motion ...
2024-04-16 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post