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Animation Damnation - Ugly Americans "Treegasm"

Animation Damnation - Ugly Americans "Treegasm"

On this month's edition of our cartoon recap show, it's an episode on the patron-selected program, Ugly Americans

The dreadful episode in question, "Treegasm," originally had no one laughing the night of April 12, 2010 and features incredibly flat gross-out gags, a real THUD joke about the Puerto Rican Day parade, puke-sex jokes, orgasm puns, a sentient penis, and hey, som...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 20: The Foundling

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 20: The Foundling

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On an all-new episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are stoked as hell for Ahmed Best! 

In "Chapter 20: The Foundling," written by Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni, shot by (Hey!) Dean Cundey, and marvelously directed by Carl Weathers, this episode has Bo-Katan leading a daring rescue party, Grogu bea...

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Mailbag Reject Needed for Big Daddy Dispatch: April

Hi Folks,

It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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John Wickmentary

John Wickmentary

EDITOR’S NOTE: We recorded this commentary the night before we all got word Lance Reddick had passed. Lance was an amazing actor who we’ve loved for years, in everything from the John Wick franchise to The Wire, Fringe, Oz, Lost, The Guest, and beyond. We never had the chance to meet him, but from all counts he was a fantastic guy. His presence heightened and i...

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MELR0210 #59 - 90210's "Meeting Mr. Pony" & Melrose Place's "Cold Turkey"

MELR0210 #59 - 90210's "Meeting Mr. Pony" & Melrose Place's "Cold Turkey"

Blast those two killer theme songs, because it's our monthly time warp back to sexy, sunny, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the strangely-titled episode, "Meeting Mr. Pony." Originally airing April 2, 1992, this episode features Dylan and Brandon playing hacky sack with garbage, Nat making bank off the stresse...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 19: The Convert

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 19: The Convert

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On an all-new episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are stoked to be back on Coruscant!

In "Chapter 19: The Convert," written by the Favs and Noah Kloor, and directed by Minari and Twisters' Lee Isaac Chung, Mando and Bo-Katan have a really solid dogfight before the show heads to Corus...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 18: The Mines of Mandalore

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 18: The Mines of Mandalore

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On an all-new episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are BEGGING someone to turn on the lights! 

In "Chapter 18: The Mines of Mandalore," written by the Favs and directed by Rachel Morrison, Mando and Grogu head out for a wild time in the Big City/Civic Center as the venture down into the Mines of M...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: March 2023


Dispatch Seventy Three March 3rd, 2023

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WLM - The Man Who Would Be King

WLM - The Man Who Would Be King

On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD stunt at the end here! PLUS: Owen Wilson boards a train to Kafiristan!...

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The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 17: The Apostate

The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 17: The Apostate

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND (OBVIOUSLY)

On an all-new episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys return for the season three premiere eager to talk about anything besides The Book of Boba Fett!

In “Chapter 17: The Apostate,” the gang is stoked to see their favorite blaster-slinging space cowboy return, but they're ultimately left wo...

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BDD Question for March

Hi Folks,


It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from. 

Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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The Nexus #78 - "The Empath" / "Hollow Pursuits"

The Nexus #78 - "The Empath" / "Hollow Pursuits"

It's another exciting jaunt through the Star Trek universe on The Nexus

Up first on TOS, it's the super-cheap, but interesting episode, "The Empath," which first aired back on December 6, 1968. This episode, close to the end of the series' run, is shot almost entirely in a black box soundstage and features a cool rainbow forcefield, an eerie sacrificial a...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #50 - Count Dooku (Live on Coruscant)

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #50 - Count Dooku (Live on Coruscant)

Recorded at the Coruscant PAC, Imperial City, Coruscant 2.16.23

It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary!

This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall of Legends? And ...

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Animation Damnation - Gargoyles "Enter Macbeth"

Animation Damnation - Gargoyles "Enter Macbeth"

It's our monthly cartoon chat show! This month, we're talking about the totally great '90s cartoon, Gargoyles!

The episode in question, "Enter Macbeth," originally aired back on January 6, 1995, and introduces famed Islamophobe, John Rhys-Davies, doing a Sean Connery impression to portray the sinister (and titular) gargoyle hunter, Macbeth!

What's with the wild gun violence...

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MELR0210 #58 - 90210's "The Pit and the Pendulum" & Melrose Place's "Collision Course"

MELR0210 #58 - 90210's "The Pit and the Pendulum" & Melrose Place's "Collision Course"

It's our monthly flashback to sexy, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's another Obnoxious Brandon episode, "The Pit and the Pendulum"! Originally airing on March 19, 1992, this episode has Nat having some serious money trouble, Brandon sticking his nose where it doesn't belong, the gang going to a sorority party with Walton Goggin...

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Once In A Lifetime #12 "Sleepwalking in Suburbia"

Once In A Lifetime #12 "Sleepwalking in Suburbia"

On this installment of our Lifetime movie re-cap adventure, it is a wild-ass episode that has us talking about the ultra-creepy, super-raunchy thriller, Sleepwalking in Suburbia

Why does this movie tease meeting this nothing Dr. Thorston character? Why couldn't this psychiatrist friend mind her own business about that woman's drinking? What's with all these hair-trigger, s...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: February 2023

Dispatch Seventy Two February 3rd, 2023




Greetings WHM Family!

A lot has happened since the last time you received this newsletter. Did yo...

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WLM - The Big Lebowski

WLM - The Big Lebowski

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great films of the 1990s, The Big Lebowski!

Lebowski is one of those movies where a new detail, joke, or moment is discovered with every re-watch. Has John Goodman ever been better? Can massive cult fandom destroy a movie's reputation? Where does this rank in the Coens' ...

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The Nexus #77 - "Wink of an Eye" / "Tin Man"

The Nexus #77 - "Wink of an Eye" / "Tin Man"

Step into The Nexus with us as we spend this month talking about two pretty solid episodes of TREK! 

First up on TOS, it's "Wink of an Eye," a trippy episode that aired back on November 29, 1968. This episode features some wild special effects such as when Bones witnesses a man disappear right before his eyes! The ep also has Kirk and crew being annoyed by a buzzing...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #49 - Mon Mothma & "Andor" Season One

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #49 - Mon Mothma & "Andor" Season One

On this super-sized edition of the Gleep Glossary, the guys are not only chatting about Mon Mothma, one of the best and most important characters in Star Wars, but also re-capping the first season of the most excellent Disney+ show, Andor! While they couldn't fit a full recap show into the work load, the gang was totally blown away by the hyper-political, exquisitely crafted t...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hi Everybody, 


It's that time again. Wherein you get to ask us a short, direct, question below and we answer it in the Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to write your name and where you're writing from to be considered.


Thanks!

Steve from Jersey City

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Animation Damnation - Transformers: BotsBots: "Mall Than Meets the Eye/(Never) Be Yourself"

Animation Damnation - Transformers: BotsBots: "Mall Than Meets the Eye/(Never) Be Yourself"

On this edition of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the mind-boggling, incomprehensible franchise spin-off, Transformers: BotBots

After we made our way through the first episode of this show, which debuted last year on Netflix, we... had some questions. How is it that these entirely organic, decomposable things like cheeseburgers, plants and turds are tur...

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BDD: UPDATE!


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MELR0210 #57 - 90210's "Cardio-Funk" & Melrose Place's "The Tangled Web"

MELR0210 #57 - 90210's "Cardio-Funk" & Melrose Place's "The Tangled Web"

It's our monthly flashback to sunny, sexy, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the ultra-filler episode, "Cardio-Funk," which first aired on February 27, 1992. While the writers kill time, this episode sees Dylan tempted by Sarah (a.k.a. Surfer Betty from s1e2's "The Green Room") while he helps her through A.A., Brenda tempted by ...

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WLM - Top Gun: Maverick

WLM - Top Gun: Maverick

This month on We ❤️ Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick! How refreshing was it to see all of these real-deal sequences caught on film? Couldn’t we have had a few more scenes with Ed Harris? And how terrible is that bar’s bell-ringing p...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: January 2023

Dispatch Seventy One January 5th, 2023




Greetings WHM Family!

*Bill Murray Ghostbusters 2 Voice* "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" 

Ma...

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The Nexus #76 - "Plato's Stepchildren" / "Allegiance"

The Nexus #76 - "Plato's Stepchildren" / "Allegiance"

It's our final trip into the Nexus for the year! 

First up on TOS, we're chatting about the totally wild, and hilariously titled, "Plato's Stepchildren"! Originally airing November 22, 1968, this episode features Spock singing a lovely tune; Bones, Kirk and Spock being thrown around psionically by a weirdo named Parmen; and a bunch of alien folk who are obsessed with Earth's...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #48 - Zam Wessell

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #48 - Zam Wessell

On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about the shapeshifting bounty hunter, Zam Wessell! 

Zam's race was partly unknown to the public as her enemies tried to pin down what kind of shapeshifter she was—in truth, she was a Clawdite changeling. She preferred to use a long-range sniper rifle when she wasn't going undercover as a sexy lady. And of...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hey Folks,


Happy Holidays!! It's that time of the month, wherein you send us a direct, brief question and we answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! The only thing you NEED to do is to sign your comment below with your name and where you're writing in from. That's it!


Thanks for a great year everybody!


Best,
Steve from New Jersey

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsmentary

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsmentary

On the final syncable commentary of the year, the guys are talking over inarguably the worst Potter film, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

For a movie with so little happening, why did this need to be two and a half hours long? Why are these kids all spending so much time hanging out in the bathroom? Should Hagrid have students over to his house after dark? Are Mr. ...

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