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Animation Damnation - Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers "The Case of the Cola Cult"

On this month's AD, the guys are chatting about an episode of the totally bonkers 90s cartoon, Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers! 

The episode in question, "The Case of the Cola Cult," originally started warping children's minds back on October 17, 1989. This twisted episode features Gadget losing her confidence and quitting the Rescue Rangers, a truly obnoxious song tha...

Collateral

On this month's We Love Movies, the guys are chatting about a total all-timer from Michael Mann, Collateral! How completely unappealing does Jamie Foxx's business proposal sound? How cool are those eerie coyotes? Has Michael Mann ever had a film with bad music? And where does this movie land in our Mann Standings? PLUS: Look out for a whole lotta... interesting Minion talk!&nb...

Big Daddy Dispatch May 2022

Dispatch Sixty Five, May 2nd, 2022

2022-05-03 00:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #40 - The Emperor's Royal Guards

On this month's entry in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about the guys with the coolest uniforms around, the Emperor's Royal Guards! Was Palpatine really only recruiting tall, jacked fellas for these positions? How rad is that Royal Guard fight in TLJ? And how exactly did the Emperor go about putting these outfits together? PLUS: When a Royal Guard member is out ...

Animation Damnation - Spider-Man: The Animated Series' "Morbius"

On this edition of our cartoon chat show, we're talking about another episode of Spider-Man: The Animated Series! 

The episode in question, officially, fully titled, "Neogenic Nightmare Chapter 6: Morbius," originally hit the airwaves back on October 28, 1995. This stunning ep has it all: Michael Morbius flying around like Dracula, Peter Parker disgustingly growing some extr...

The Nexus #68 - "The Paradise Syndrome" / "The Hunted"

It's our monthly trip through Star Trek history and we're chatting about two very meh episodes of TOS and TNG! 

First up on TOS, it's the ultra-awkward episode, "The Paradise Syndrome." Originally airing October 4, 1968, this episode features lots of Italian guys playing Native Americans, Spock complaining about the Enterprise cre...

Mailbag Reject: Big Daddy Dispatch May 2022

Hey Friends,

Just want to put it out there before WE HATE MOVIES HITS THE ROAD this weekend, we need your Question for next month's Big Daddy Dispatch.

All you need to do is write a brief, direct question in the comments below and we'll pick one and answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to write your name and where you're writing from to be considered!  2022-04-22 14:54:53 +0000 UTC View Post

MELR0210 #48 - 90210's "Halloween" & Melrose Place's "Much Ado About Everything"

It's the next chapter of our SoCal in the 90s recap show, MELR0210! 

First up on Beverly Hills 90210, it's the filler episode, "Halloween." Originally airing October 31, 1991, this episode has the gang renting Halloween costumes from an eerie Charles Fleischer, everyone at West Beverly carving pumpkins in the hallway for some reason, and Scott and David getting nost...

Last Action Hero

On this Patreon-exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about the completely outrageous, totally fantastic, sidled with a shit-eating kid, action classic, Last Action Hero! Is Robert Prosky living in that projection booth? And Columbo-esque follow-up question, did he intend to take his own life on the night Danny goes through the screen? How great is Charles Dan...

Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2022

Apologies! I usually re-paste this same day it goes out via email, but I must've been distracted and forgot! Here's your BDD, it's still good!!2022-04-08 14:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Once In A Lifetime #7 "Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge"

On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the guys double dip with another entry in the ICU, the completely outrageous second sequel, Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge! Is this medical college even accredited? Why do so many scenes devolve into Jerry Springer episodes? And how fabulous is this Laid Back Beck and his fun cocktails? PLUS: Is that musical number real?...

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary

On their first commentary of 2022, the gang sets their sights on the not-great cinematic debut for the Wizarding World, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Shouldn't Hogwart's call CPS on the Dursleys? Why does this famous boy hero also have to be filthy rich? Has Mr. Weasley EVER wrapped it up, like, once in his life? And holy lord with those anti-Semitic bank goblins! PLU...

The Nexus #67 - "Parallels" / "Trials and Tribble-ations"

On this very special patron-curated episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about two pretty fun episodes from Trek history! 

First up on TNG, it's the Worf-centric mystery episode, "Parallels"! Originally airing back on November 27, 1993, this episode has Worf coming back from vacation after being victorious in a bat'leth tournament, Troi and Worf bein...

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #39 - Bossk

On this very special patron-selected entry in the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns all about the dirtbag Trandoshan bounty hunter, Bossk! Great stories like how Bossk was partially responsible for training Boba Friend, how he did time on Coruscant after being taken prisoner by Republic forces, or how he once... ::checks notes:: hunted and killed Wookiees whilst helping conquer Kashyyyk,...

Mailbag Reject Submissions: Big Daddy Dispatch for April

Hey Friends,

It's that time again...Wherein you ask us a short direct  question and we answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! All you need to do is ask below in the comment section and PLEASE sign your comment with your name (as you'd like it to appear) as well as where you're writing from. Easy stuff!

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Animation Damnation - Double Dragon

On this month's patron-selected episode of our cartoon chit-chat show, we're talking about an episode of the incredibly shitty Double Dragon cartoon! 

The requested episode, "Shadow Claw," originally aired back on September 18th, 1994 and it features a six-legged dog that one of the Dragon Bros hates for no reason, a confusing premise that's sort of got a You Die in the Game...

The Warriors

On this patron-selected episode of WLM, the guys are chatting about the wild, NYC-set Walter Hill classic, The Warriors! How hilarious is it that all the Warriors were paying the subway fare? Did anyone in the gang really like Ajax? And how amusingly sad are those Orphans? PLUS: Much time devoted to talking about our beloved New York City, so listener discretion is advised!&nb...

MELR0210 #47 - 90210's "Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills" & Melrose Place's "Suspicious Minds"

It's our monthly trip back to the gorgeous Los Angeles of the Go-Go 90s!

First up on 90210, it's the total ass-clencher episode, "Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills"! Originally airing October 17, 1991, this episode has Brandon outing Andrea for scamming the school district, Steve Sanders being gross in a limo with a woman who's dating him for his money, and Dylan McKay......

Stalked by My Doctor Franchise Poll!

All right, gang, if you're hip to our wild Lifetime movie recap show, Once In A Lifetime, you'll know that at the end of the last episode we said we were gonna poll our Walsh Tier subscribers to see if you all want us to either soldier on with the absolutely outrageous Stalked by My Doctor franchise and do all remaining sequels consecutively on the show -- or -- do yo...

BIG DADDY DISPATCH: MARCH 2022

Dispatch Sixty Three, March 2nd, 2022

2022-03-03 03:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Nexus #66 - "The Enterprise Incident" / "The Defector"

It's our monthly trip into the world of TREK, and this episode is a double-dose of Romulan-related stories! 

First up on TOS, it's the wild-ass episode, "The Enterprise Incident," which originally aired back on September 27, 1968. This ep has it all: Kirk going totally insane (or so we think), Spock getting all sexy with a Romulan Commander, and Scottie really, really, r...