Special thanks to Nate! for sponsoring this commission, featuring his lovely girls Liz and Heidi, with their respective toolsets. Where Liz has her trusty wrench to fix things up, Heidi wields the power to craft any tool out of energy.
“I’m pretty sure nobody really thinks you're responsible for any of that… and it’s not like they can actually pin it on you anyway. Your own cameras show you here, filling orders. Anyone in Central would easily vouch for you, this is nothin’ to get all worked up about…”
Chrysante gently caressed the back of Amelia’s hand.
“If it’s one thing you’re good a...
2025-05-03 00:41:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hopefully, everyone's been keeping up with the monthly newsletter drops.
...Consider this one a bonus.
I'm back from my trip with a renewed sense of self-worth. I look and feel good, and I think it's about time to return to work.
Since we're well within the new year without any hiccups and I'm feeling better, I figured it's a good time to start sharing with the world again. S...
2025-05-02 21:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a little while since I've posted here, and in planning next year's shenanigans, I figured it's probably time to be a bit more direct about how I use this account-- just to make sure there's no confusion as we head into 2025.
Many of you have come to this Patreon expecting to see my work, appreciating this platform for the discretion it offers and the ease of use. I'm sure that ...
Remember to check the email you signed up with for your monthly newsletter, which contains all of September's Patreon Rewards. Commissions are opening for October, so from now until October 5th, make sure that you fill out the Appointment Booking form-- which can be found in the Mailing List for the latest drop.
I will be taking the requests of 7 clients.
Please note that there w...
We're moving on to bigger and better places, and you should have received an email that gives you VIP access to our new hangout spot-- since I sent it to the mail that you signed up with.
If by any chance you didn't receive this email, be sure to check your spam folder, and if you have any trouble navigating your invite, just let me know and I'll give you a personal tour of the place.
It appears that someone may have made my Patreon uploads accessible elsewhere.
Let me be clear in making it known that what is uploaded to Patreon will remain exclusive to Patreon until I decide to release it to the public. Not you.
These pieces and stories are reserved for people who appreciate my work enough to support it financially. This Patreon is a gift to the people who decid...
2024-08-22 00:07:08 +0000 UTC View Post
MyNikiAI... or as she prefers to be called "Niki" has been under Switch's care for a while... Things have gotten serious, and it's about time she's got an update.
She's enjoying her new skin.
A special thank you to @KJRWhatever via Discord for sponsoring this commission!
MyNikiAI belongs to me <3
Legends say that Nyeusi had been born from an unholy union of a malevolent entity and a virgin girl sacrificed to appease its desire for dismemberment.
Some say Nyeusi is a creature from the stars that came to devour the sun.
What is known is that this creature haunts the uncharted wilds of the darkest jungles, thriving where the veil is the thinnest and desperation hangs i...
2024-08-21 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck… these…. DAMN… things…
He’d repeated the phrase more than a dozen times since he woke up in this place…
It was dark, dismal… and grey. Smelled a bit like a basement, but there was a sweetness to the damp aroma hanging in the air, which brought him a sense of comfort that betrayed his instinct.
Last time he’d partake in a stray d...
Afternoon all,
This is your preliminary notice that art commissions are set to open August 3rd for all Resident Alleycats. There will be 7 slots available, and as always they're first come first served.
For the Peeping Tom tier, please note remaining commission slots will become available on August 4th. The Curious Cat tier will be notified on August 5th should any slots re...
2024-08-02 17:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Neither Vance nor Chrysante had ever heard of a "Happy Yaoi Day" until the messages came flooding in this morning.
It certainly wasn't something they'd plan to celebrate. Based on the name alone, it felt a little more juvenile than it probably should have...and the last time Chrys indulged in one of these pop-up holidays was just for shits and giggles.
National Hyena Day was just ...
Chrysante Noxus: social media influencer with his hands in all the right pockets.
Amelia Rosabel: Central City's sweetheart, putting the comfort in comfort food.
Amora Jezelle: ravenous reporter with an appetite for the truth
Together these three charmers will control social media, word of mouth, and broadcast television, one heart at a time. 
The fairy lights really help put the "glow" in Afterglow.
A special thank you to @voidmoom for sponsoring this commission!
Chrys has been dropping hints about wanting to do something different. Leaving magazines around for movies he's never seen, places he's never visited, or recipes for things he's never eaten. He's still doing something of a detox, but in the summer heat, he's a bit irritable. He's been complaining since the thick, cotton sheet found its way over his head-- and though he was certain this had some...
2024-07-17 23:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I was in bed today after getting a tooth pulled and decided to cheer myself up today.
Enjoy!
It took so much hurt to get here. So much disappointment, embarrassment... and loss.
So much loss.
...and yet. Little Miss Rosy finally got her way.
Rosy the Rebel fought so long and so hard for her happy ever after. Every whispered wish and heartfelt cry was finally realized. Every shooting star and birthday candle she'd ever wished on came through for her in the...
He's had a few things replaced since then. Reinforced bone, enhanced healing...
and yet... with a name like Celsius, they didn't think to put in a single air conditioner.
Damnit.
Special thank you to "Absolute Zero" @ Discord for sponsoring this commission!
It's a little sweeter than you're used to.
Just a fun doodle featuring a cute outfit I found on Twitter <3
“Gaaaaaahhh fuck!”
Chrysante’s bleached brows shaped a weary glare at the black screen on his cellphone.
“C’mooooon” he whined, shaking the device as if doing so would magically cool the overheating device. The civet scrunched his nose up as the E-Mobile insignia framed its silent warning, and he forced a melodramatic sigh through pouting lips.
There ...
2024-06-22 03:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing Marvel the Porcupine, born to Shujaa the Porcupine and Azurai Frostwing.
Boasting few of her father's talents and even less of his bravado, Marvel resigned to a life in his shadow, enjoying the relative peace it offers as opposed to the nonstop action and adventure she's heard so much about. Instead of seeking battles and challenges, Marvel seeks serenity and beauty in the wo...
Introducing Kiyoshi and Hinata Masayoshi, born to Akira the Tanuki and Mach the Mantis Shrimp.
Kiyoshi's a ray of sunshine! Bright-eyed and bubbling over with excitement, she's easily fired up and always looking for new ways to draw a crowd. What she lacks in coordination, she makes up for with her boundless energy-- haphazardly slinging powerful jabs that can knock an adult off their fe...
Tearing through the streets like two bats outta hell, Rip and Riot are having the time of their lives.
There's something so endearing about soldiers' faces when their weapons are turned against em'. It's a rib-tickling mix of gobsmacked and absolute terror and it always manages to pull a hearty chuckle from the dynamic duo.
The lady of the pair can barely contain her excitement as s...
2024-06-07 05:12:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Rhine's got a date!
A fellow she's been seeing on and off for a little while. They have a good time together-- sometimes among friends, and it's clear they enjoy each other's company very much.
It's actually gotten to the point where sharing isn't really an option anymore... much to someone's dismay.
Special thanks to @ShaZyV2 for sponsoring this painting....
Two of Noir Mobius's most chaotic catalysts, Flairite Cruxian and Chrysante Noxus.
Imagine if they were to pair up-- even for one night, their combined mischief would be enough to warp and corrupt the future of every character they've had so much as a chance encounter with.
Romances disheveled. Reputations decimated. Lives destroyed...
And all for a few hours of uninterrupte...
2024-05-19 08:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick reminder that general commission slots will be opening May 5th, with preminary spots opening for Resident Alleycats on May 4th.
Because we've surpassed 25 paid members, I will be accepting 6 commission requests.
Commissions themed around families and children, are most sought after-- with my special interest being to design some fanchildren this time around.
Good ...
2024-05-01 12:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post
If the bouncer tells you "no," it's probably wise to listen to him.
After all, he might be doing you a favor.
Just a fun little redraw to see if I could feasibly pull off a comic.
I cannot, lol. Takes wayyy too long.
Chrysante has always been somewhat photogenic.
His bright smiles are camera-ready at every angle-- as if he's expecting to be snapped every moment of every day. He's rarely caught off guard and even his worst side grants him hundreds of likes on his silly little gossip blog.
And yet...Chrys's picture-perfect face doesn't do anything for Vance, really.
In fact, V...
2024-04-24 09:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Syndra's never had this tough a time in the ring. There'd been tons of new blood since she took the championship title, and none of them ever managed to counter her Ice Breaker. This Savage girl was trouble. Her punches are like sledgehammers and she shows no signs of letting up...
...at least not when Syndra's fighting fair.
A special thank you to 2024-04-21 01:43:30 +0000 UTC
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