Eventually, classes ended - completely this time, and without any further run-ins with the magical girls. Hopefully they’d take that to mean the ‘Violet Queen’ wasn’t actually stationed there. Considering my luck, though? They were probably coming back.
Maybe I could convince Clarissa to collect some autographs for me…?
Are you paying a...
2025-10-19 16:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Many thanks to FallingLeaf for editing! The chapter changed a fair bit with his help, but the biggest change was definitely removing Mikaela's part from the start. Hopefully Charlotte's section will do better for grabbing people's attention!
Stretching my arms up toward the ceiling, I slowly forced myself up into a seated position...
2025-10-15 00:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Do you have the money?”
“Of course I have the money,” Charlotte grumbled back at me. “Just like I had it the last three times you asked.”
“Yes, but are you sure it’s the right money?” I pressed. “Human coinage? Not Fallens?”
“You do realize the gate here takes both, right?” Charlotte countered, crossing her arms and glaring a...
2025-10-11 00:20:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe rain kept pouring for another half hour. The townsfolk spent the entirety of that time trying to dissuade me from my course of action, shouting such things as, “a young lady like you shouldn’t be putting her life on the line!” and, “Let the real adventurers handle it!” Among them, however, was a surprising ally.
“If she says she can do it, then I’m sure s...
2025-10-08 18:57:16 +0000 UTC View Post(Note: All usernames are made up, both to protect anonymity and to let me have fun. Also, spoiler warning since this Q&A is set after the story ends! There will be unmarked spoilers.
Many thanks to FallingLeaf for editing!)
Maid_This_Way (Abigail): So… we’re back in front of the weird screen with the questions again?
First off, the update - I just want to apologize for being so slow with new content over the last couple weeks. Depression has been kicking my ass again, but my psych updated my meds so I'm hoping to get that under control soon... Specifically want to write a chapter of Double Trouble, followed by Naughty Magic, and of course I need to squeeze in a new chapter of the fanfic commission if I can....
2025-10-03 21:27:51 +0000 UTC View PostThings went…mostly smoothly from there? The conversation certainly did at least. We greeted each other, talked, and got comfortable on some chairs Liz conjured for us, then took turns laying into the Goddess for her careless world announcement and got her to make a new one in which she clarified a few things. Like that judgement for the clergy should be reserved until...
2025-09-29 21:27:32 +0000 UTC View PostMy flight to the ocean was exhilarating at first. I flew as fast as I could, utilizing arcane magic to shield myself from the wind as I shot through the skies. I’m not exactly sure what my top speed was. I think it’s safe to say that I failed to break the sound barrier, since there was no sonic boom, but the landscape did turn somewhat blurry beneath me. That was sa...
2025-09-23 01:33:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody, it’s your Goddess here! Long time no see, right? Though I guess it might be more accurate to say it’s been a long time since you’ve heard from me…? A-Anyways, don’t worry! You’re not just hearing voices, and that total certainty you’re feeling that it’s really me is totally normal for a godly announcement!
Walking - or more like sprinting - out of my room for the first time in a couple of decades felt nice. Seeing Luci limp in Devilla’s grip, fear and resignation in her eyes as she looked at me? …Less nice… Extremely unpleasant, in fact, despite everything she’d done—but I guess I had considered her my bestie, once upon a time…
“Let her go,” I s...
2025-09-15 23:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostI flopped down upon my bed, completely unconcerned for the air of grace expected from a Demon Queen. Mentally exhausted as I was, I had given up completely on both modesty and dignity. Not that I had much of the former left to give, in any case; my outfit made that quite clear. Its upper half was composed of a black halter top that stopped just short of my midriff. It exposed my...
2025-09-14 22:38:47 +0000 UTC View PostSo, as some of you might know, I'm planning to do another Q&A where you can ask me (or the characters) questions. I mentioned it on discord a while back, but don't think I made an official post about it?
I don't intend to write it out until after the epilogue has been made public, in order to give as many people as possible a chance to ask questions, but I'm already collecting questi...
2025-09-13 20:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostI can repeat myself if needed, said the nice voice in my head, but you do seem to be in quite a bit of pain. While the wounds are largely superficial, they might still prove disadvantageous in further combat. Especially combat of the close kind, as you seem to prefer. Might I recommend a few purchases?
“...Purchases?” I whispered, trying to keep my voice down s...
2025-09-12 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Patreon stripped some of the formatting on this one, so I'd recommend reading the PDF if you can. That said, it should still be understandable enough through the webpage.
I strained my muscles, pushing the 425 pound weight up above my body for the fifteenth time. It was my final lift, on my final rep, and I knew Charlotte would never let me hear the ...
2025-09-11 21:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Synopsis: Adonis Maxus is a man's man, and everyone knows it. He goes to the gym (regularly) watches various sport balls (religiously) and sleeps with a different girl each week (but not because he struggles with intimacy or anything!) So, of course, he's thrilled at the chance to do his part against the invading Antithesis, as a newly selected Samurai! But when the AI in his b...
2025-09-11 20:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe it,” Abigail whispered. True to her words, my maid’s eyes were wide with shock as she stared at me. She reached out towards me, as if to confirm by touch whether I was real or not, but then seemed to think better of it and withdrew the appendage. “I really, truly can’t believe it.”
“Don’t you think you’re being...
2025-09-11 01:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostPain, like nothing I’d ever known, tore through me. Agony that went bone deep and then dug even deeper, dissolving every cell in my being. Flesh, blood, bone, and whatever else comprised my being dissolved, like a sugar cube in coffee. Like gasoline eating through plastic.
Then, as quick as the pain had come, it was gone, my nerves having disintegrated alongside the rest...
2025-09-09 04:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostOur walk through the forest was weird. Weird, and short. Like, one second we were walking through woods, and then two seconds later the trees were parting to make way for a mansion. A mansion so big I definitely should have seen some sign of it, forest or no! I mean, there was smoke rising from a chimney and everything - was I just that oblivious?
... 2025-09-08 02:01:38 +0000 UTC View Post“Good stag?” I pleaded, slowly reaching for my wand. The stag didn’t seem to like that, letting out a small snort and pawing at the ground again. It calmed down when I took my hand away from the wand, though.
“How peculiar,” came a voice from behind us. I spun, reaching for the wand on instinct before realizing my mistake. I could hear hoofbeats behind me as the...
2025-09-08 00:34:49 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe they kicked us out,” MIkaela muttered, for the upteenth time. “After all the work I’ve done, all the effort I’ve put into being the perfect princess, they’re just going to shove me out the door?”
“It’s not like it’s permanent,” I reminded her. “You’ll be back and running the show in no time.”
“I know that!” she snapped, gla...
2025-09-05 02:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Do you ever wonder what sorta crazy god put us here?” I asked, muttering under my breath to ensure nobody outside the body heard me. Not that there was anyone around to hear me. My guards and maids were looking for me all over, but they’d already given up on the garden, and hadn’t even though to do a proper search of the wall.
I mean, yeah, they’d at l...
2025-09-02 23:21:06 +0000 UTC View PostBeing reincarnated sucked. I mean, not as much as just plain being dead, I guess, but a lot more than never dying in the first place. I mean, for one thing, reincarnation fantasy novels had lied to us - in those, the main characters almost always retained their regular personalities after being reincarnated. In reality? There was no such thing as a freaking mental age! No matter...
2025-09-02 05:36:21 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Warning - this one gets a bit dark
Stepping through the portal, I found myself staring into a wide, white room. A largely featureless area, there were only two things that truly stood out. A large throne toward the back of the room and the rectangular pool behind it.
It was the pool that first caught my attention. It was filled...
2025-09-01 22:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: This started out as me joking around about the perfect isekai for me, and somehow turned into an actual prologue... No idea when I'll next find time to update it, but I do have some exciting things planned for its future. It's already on SH, but under "Emilie Ember" since it's not an 'adult' story for once.
Dying sucked.
…That probably wen...
2025-09-01 19:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostClass ended uneventfully. I’d love to say that the trend continued through my school days, but I didn’t even make it to my next class before trouble found me. Or more like I saw trouble coming a mile away, and froze like a deer in headlights.
There were magical girls in the middle of the quad. I couldn’t actually see them - not through the crowd of students swarming t...
2025-09-01 02:25:54 +0000 UTC View PostI told myself that I wasn't going to start the DQ sequel just yet... but here we are... I'll try to get a chapter of Naughty Magic out next.
Synopsis:
For two thousand years, demons and humans waged war against each other. Twenty-five years ago, that all changed. Now two demon princesses must navigate a world that's been forever altered - and yet they'll soon fine t...
2025-09-01 00:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostSince the original version of chapter 1 remastered was free for all Patrons, I'm going to continue that here! The second chapter onward will only be posted for the $5+ tiers, though.
I sat upright in bed, gripping the black comforter tight enough to make my knuckles white. Before I could even open my mouth to call for help, a maid standing by my bedside voiced her concern....
2025-08-30 16:59:34 +0000 UTC View PostAs a result of an anonymous beta reader's advice, I decided to split the first chapter up into chapter and prologue, to create a sort of introduction to the story that doesn't span 50 pages.
Many thanks to all my beta readers, including ByteOfBrie, Julx, and Wildfire Darkstar!
I'm going to make this one available to everyone since it's not quite so NSFW as chapter 1... Hopefully i...
Our drive to the heavenly offices was fairly uneventful. Abigail managed to do as she’d promised, not only surrounding us in a bubble of darkness but also projecting her view of the road ahead of us directly onto the windshield. It wasn’t perfect, what with the perspective coming from the left seat and a bit of lag in the image, but it got the job done.
It helped that ...
2025-08-27 00:57:51 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I know I said the versions I posted were final, but then I got some beta readers and made a few adjustments based on suggestions. I'll be reposting the chapters once I'm completely satisfied with the end result and ready to lock it in. (Three beta readers have gone through it so far, which is *probably* enough, but I had several volunteers and I'm giving people a bit more time to make comme...
2025-08-26 02:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post