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21: The Squeakquel (Guest: Jawn Rocha)

We're joined by our Youtuber pal Jawn Rocha to discuss bad movies, bad fan behaviors, and bad presidents. 

20: Wet, Sloppy Heat

We're making super fun vacation plans and trying to finally get Otto's phone number. Also Awsten won't shut up about Goosebumps.

19: Chucky Knight

Don't you just love media? Screen is life. SCREEN IS LIFE.

18: Triple Angel

We're reading messages from Patreon and the email inbox. And Awsten is very tired. Let the boy sleep, for the love of god. Or don't.

Mailbag 2 Forthcoming

Hey everyone! Soon Awsten and I are gonna get together to record another mailbag episode for you guys. 

If there are any questions you want answered, or if you just wanna send us a message, comment below on this post and we might read it on the episode! 

(If you already saw my tweet about this and sent something, please don't send it again here; if it's in the inbox, I'll ...

Season 3 Wrapped

Hey everyone, 

Over the weekend, we did it again. We recorded another godforsaken season of this godforsaken podcast. We made it through mostly unscathed. 

Season 3 has lots of guests. Some who already revealed themselves on social media like De'Wayne Jackson, Elijah Daniel, and Kellin Quinn (and if you missed any of that, well, now you know). But there are lots more I bet...

17: Online Is Bad

We accidentally discussed all the worst things about the internet, which is bad.

Quick Update

Hey everyone! 

Just wanted to give y'all a heads up. Due to our busy schedules and starting to ramp up production of season 3, we're gonna be cutting down on content starting in June. We'll still be releasing bonus episodes as often as we can, though! And we'll have a new episode up tomorrow titled "Online is Bad." 

As a subscriber, you'll be supporting the production of s...

16: All the Meats That You Can Eats!

Hey! You there! Wanna eat some horse? A little smackerel of jellyfish? There's so many meats that you can eats besides that whole hog you've got yourself wrapped around! Come take a gander! 

15: Kumon Rabbit Hole

We discuss Awsten's extra childhood education, which seems to have arguably not served him particularly well. We also figure out a flawless marketing campaign for the next-next Waterparks album.

14: Fanfic Fantasies

In this episode we're talking about all the fanfic ships we hope to see in season 3 submissions, as well as the Hulk's powerful ass. 

13: Warmer Brothers

We dive into our weekly Game of Thrones recap like we always do, before pitching our horror-centric "Stuart Little" reboot. 

12: The Sexo Gonzo Talk

Unfortunately, we have both been diagnosed with moderate to severe poobrain. But we still managed to record an episode where we discuss fan theories and give our future children "the talk."

11: Boot Juice

Awsten is creating new music while we read reviews of "supreme pizza" flavored vape juice and pitch some flavor ideas of our own.

10: Awsten's Canceled

Technical difficulties abound between Travis's microphone and Awsten's connection but hey, it's a dang episode where we talk about lots of stuff, and let me tell ya: it's good!  But I regret to inform you that Awsten is now canceled.

Season 2 Video Update

Hey everyone, 

Good news! With the help of our audio engineer and good friend Andrew, all the videos have been re-uploaded now. They're all in the same original posts, so they can all be found in the same places as before. Sorry again for the inconvenience these past few days!

Thanks for remembering to keep all this exclusive content part of the Patreon community. We really wan...

09: Los Angeles, Cool!! Pt. 2 [12/23/18]

Part 2 of our live show from Los Angeles. Don't miss the epic finale of the Endless Shrimp Tour!! Brought to you by Wendy's (I wish).

Season 2 Videos

Hey everyone, 

It's come to my attention tonight that the season 2 videos...do not load. We did some investigating and it seems the person we had working with us to upload the videos decided to delete his account without informing us, so...that's pretty dope!

I'm in the process of obtaining the videos as I type this and will work on re-uploading them throughout this week as soo...

08: Los Angeles, Cool!! Pt. 1 [12/23/18]

Look everyone, this episode's got what you've been clamoring for: the entire band in one single episode. Join us for part 1 of our Los Angeles live show, the final stop on our Winter 2018 tour, where Awsten finally makes good use of his sound effect board.

07: Chicago, Dang!! Pt. 2 [12/20/18]

In part two of our Chicago live show, Awsten thinks he has a chance at winning one of my games and we throw on some reverb for some tasty ASMR. 

06: Chicago, Dang!! Pt. 1 [12/20/18]

In part one of our live Chicago show, we're reading stories, guessing more really great Waterparks song lyrics, and telling personal stories about cockroaches that definitely won't make you afraid to fall asleep. 

05: New York City, Baby!! Pt. 2 [12/19/18]

In part two of our New York City live show, Awsten goes a bit wild with the sound effects, we play a game he hates even more than the first one, and perform our encore. 

04: New York City, Baby!! Pt. 1 [12/19/18]

Join us at our New York City live show from Dec. 2018, where we read stories, play games that Awsten claims to hate, and play with dolls. 

03: Pickle Contract

In this episode, we try and utterly fail to record an episode commentary and instead talk to each other about being attacked by animals and craft a tour contract for a friend. 

02: Nutmaker (Guest: Zakk Autrey)

We're joined by our good pal Zakk (of the band New Love) as he helps us review and rate our wonderful friends, as well as each other.

01: The True Toothbat

Awsten + Travis open up their dusty mailbag to answer questions from their email inbox and beautiful Patrons (Patreots?). Toothbat, unfortunately, is brought up.

Mailbag/Q&A

Hey everyone!

Thanks again for listening to the show and supporting the Patreon throughout season two. Even though the season is over, we're gonna hopefully get working on season three in the near future, and in the meantime we'd like to provide some exclusive Patreon content for you guys as a thanks for being subscribers. 

We have a few things in mind, but first what we'd like...

210: Rich Pervert

Awsten & Travis wonder whether the devil is coming for them, browse the Bodybuilding forums, and let out "a whorish moan." 

Fic: Dyemension https://my.w.tt/mAex16xKqL

209: Happy Ending (Guest: Gracie Knight)

Awsten & Travis welcome their plan B guest, exchange DMs with Drake on iTunes, and supplement a story with adlibs. 

Fics: I'll Always Beet Around https://www.wattpad.com/550122231-i%27ll-always-beet-around // The Sharpener Fic 2019-01-17 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

S02E08 Fun Facts

I told you that was the worst episode. 

I don't even have anything to say about it. What can be said about it? There are no fun facts about what happened here. On this battlefield.

One thing is that...I guess I misremembered which stories were even in this episode because the major one I was thinking of isn't until next week, so you have that to look forward to. 

Als...