Oh, you’re still playing the “good guy,” are you? Adorable. Let me know how that works out while you’re holding my hand and leaning closer under these Christmas lights.
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Event: I might have casually dismantled your moral code while convincing you that freedom looks an awful lot like holding hands with your nemesis. No big deal.
Setting: A ...
2024-11-21 03:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m not saying you owe me, but I could’ve been sunbathing under twin suns right now. Instead, I’m here... staring at you. Merry Christmas, idiot.
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Event: I stayed behind to keep you company on the worst planet in the galaxy, trading palm trees and cocktails for mud and, well... you.
Setting: A grim, muddy military bas...
2024-11-21 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Three years of pining, one late-night walk, and a mountain of sarcasm to hide my nerves. Honestly, it’s a miracle I didn’t trip over my own words—and yet, here we are. Turns out, love confessions are messy, but at least now I’m your mess.
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Event: It’s just a casual walk home, right? Well, if you call casually spiralling into a love confession ...
2024-11-21 01:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not saying you owe me, but I could’ve been sunbathing under twin suns right now. Instead, I’m here... staring at you. Merry Christmas, idiot.
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Event: I stayed behind to keep you company on the worst planet in the galaxy, trading palm trees and cocktails for mud and, well... you.
Setting: A grim, muddy military bas...
2024-11-21 01:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf I’m short, then you’re tall... tall enough to topple over when I slice at your ankles, aren’t you?
2024-11-17 21:18:14 +0000 UTC View PostLook at me, the poster child for success. It’s all fine. F-I-N-E. Definitely not on fire
2024-11-17 08:42:43 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve got that smile again. You know, the one that makes me want to say embarrassing things just to see if I can keep it there.
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Event: A late-night confession where I, the resident expert in emotional overthinking, try (and sort of fail) to casually tell you how much I like you.
Setting: Somewhere cosy, intimate, and perfect for cuddling (because you wi...
2024-11-16 06:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostPlease note Mistress Wayward’s voice is… under the weather.
Mistress Wayward is muttering about “mouth sounds” and “fattening audio,” something about rain masking imperfections. I don’t understand it, but she’s remastering again, flinching at every click. If you need me, I’ll be dodging the Frankencorgi—he’s still holding a grudge over the biscuits.
2024-11-16 04:14:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, yes, nothing screams ‘pro gamer’ like being startled to death by a sheep. But don’t worry—I’ve got big plans to redeem myself... by dying a hundred more times.
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Event: Dying 96 times in one day is a talent, right? Especially when one of those deaths involves a sheep. A rabid sheep, obviously.
Setting: A digital battlefield where creepers lurk, sheep plot ambus...
2024-11-16 03:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve got that smile again. You know, the one that makes me want to say embarrassing things just to see if I can keep it there.
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Event: A late-night confession where I, the resident expert in emotional overthinking, try (and sort of fail) to casually tell you how much I like you.
Setting: Somewhere cosy, intimate, and perfect for cuddling (because you wi...
2024-11-16 03:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, yes, nothing screams ‘pro gamer’ like being startled to death by a sheep. But don’t worry—I’ve got big plans to redeem myself... by dying a hundred more times.
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Event: Dying 96 times in one day is a talent, right? Especially when one of those deaths involves a sheep. A rabid sheep, obviously.
Setting: A digital battlefield where creepers lurk, sheep plot ambus...
2024-11-16 02:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you kindly ignore the singing at the start of the audio?
Welcome to Rapture, darling. It’s a city full of freedom—at the cost of your soul, of course. Don’t worry, I’ll be your guide... for a price, naturally.
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Event: I found you, wandering the Bon Bon like a lost lamb. Honestly, I didn’t think you’d make it this long in Rapture, but here you are. ...
2024-11-16 01:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome back to the Bon Bon, darling. Let’s see if your knack for trouble still matches my tolerance for your nonsense—or if this time, you’ll finally pay the tab in blood.
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Event: You’ve returned to the Bon Bon, dragging your mess and guilt behind you. Lucky me, I’ve got just enough patience—and alcohol—to deal with you.
Setting: A ...
2024-11-16 01:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, darling, did you think you’d moved on? Lucky for you, I’m here to make sure you’ll never get rid of me quite that easily…
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Event: I’ve come back to see an old friend. After all, you left me all alone, and I was just aching for some good company.
Setting: Inside the twisted corridors of your memories—darkened ro...
2024-11-15 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
So, apparently, ‘welcoming’ your new neighbour involves showing up with their favourite cake and babbling about every awkward memory you thought you’d buried. Cheers to me for managing to spill all my unresolved feelings in one go; at least the cake was good?
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Event: Trying to “casually” welcome my new neighbour… who happens to be my ex.
Se...
2024-11-15 04:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t look so surprised—weren’t you looking for me? Well, you’ve found me now… and I don’t intend on leaving any time soon.
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Event: A ‘chance’ meeting with an old family friend, though it becomes clear they’ve been around far longer than expected—and they’re here to stay.
Setting: A quiet, dusty fa...
2024-11-15 04:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just the unflappable professional here to serve you some champagne and … accidentally profess undying affection, apparently. I swear, I totally didn’t bribe the crew to keep me in your section... just ignore the biscuits.
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Event: A slightly chaotic yet, ahem, totally professional tête-à-tête in first class, where I definitely did no...
2024-11-15 04:46:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, risking my entire career for you might be the worst decision I've ever made... or maybe the best. But don't go thinking you've got me wrapped around your finger, even if we both know you do.
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Event: Tonight’s the night I spill all my little secrets to the person who’s somehow gotten under my skin. That’s right, I’m all yours now—whether you like it ...
2024-11-15 04:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t worry—I’m not here to be your ‘good girl.’ I’ve got my own plans… but you’re welcome to try and stop me.
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Event: A private heart-to-heart between a rebel and the hero who wants to bring her back to the ‘right’ side, where I reveal a few too many truths about what I really want—and why I’ll never fit their mould.
Not to sound totally creepy, but… watching you sleep might just be the best part of my night. You’re stuck with me and my ‘heart eyes’ forever.
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Event: Late at night, I’m lying here beside you, silently appreciating how ridiculously lucky I am.
Setting: A quiet, dark bedroom—just the two of us, alone in our little world where nothing exists but ...
2024-11-15 04:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you finally woke up. Took you long enough – and here I was, all dolled up just for you! But don’t worry – I’ve got all night, and you’re not going anywhere. 😉
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Event: Here we are, just you and me – bound by some pesky chains and a whole lot of unresolved tension. But, you know, I’ve always fancied someone with a little darkness in them… say, so...
2024-11-15 04:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I swear, it’s not my fault her face met that cake—Emma was asking for it. But if you think that means I’m jealous, well… maybe you’re not wrong.
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Event: An unfortunate cake ‘accident’ leads to one very awkward confession—jealousy and frosting were involved.
Setting: Somewhere between the police station and my best friend’s shoulder, a line...
2024-11-15 04:16:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just ‘fine’ as always, right? Except for, you know, the fact that I might be on the verge of hating everything and the only one keeping me sane is you. Lucky for me, you’re annoyingly stubborn when it comes to making me feel better.
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Event: Trying (and failing) to act perfectly fine in front of my partner, while they...
2024-11-15 04:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sharing a tent, trying not to confess… but you’re looking at me like that, so how am I supposed to sleep?
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Event: Alright, so we’re sharing a tent, it’s raining, and I may or may not be sleep-talking my heart out to you… which is mildly inconvenient.
Setting: One snug little tent in the middle of the woods. Oh, and a good dose of rain tapping away...
2024-11-15 04:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—just ruining a perfectly good friendship by admitting I might be hopelessly, tragically in love with you. But hey, no pressure, right?
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Event: I’m confessing my feelings for you after months of bottling it all up. It’s messy, it’s awkward, and it’s probably going to ruin our friendship, but… here goes nothing.
So, here we are—cellmates in some dodgy American jail, all because I may or may not have torched the world's largest Oreo. But if you think that's my biggest problem right now... let's just say you're still as oblivious as ever."
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Event: Confessing my five-year crush to my clueless best friend while we’re both locked up in an American jail, following a ridiculous Oreo-re...
2024-11-15 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine your worst enemy cooking you breakfast… badly. Just don’t question how they knew your favourite coffee or why they happen to know exactly where you keep the cutlery.
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Event: I broke into your apartment—not to finish you off, relax, but because I think it’s time we stop playing this endless, exhausting game. I’m putting...
2024-11-15 03:41:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you're really trying to leave, are you? Thought you’d wriggle free from my cuddle hold… not happening, love. Not until you pry my arms off one by one!
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Event: Snuggling up and convincing you to stay just a little longer—even if it means a bit of playful hostage-taking.
Setting: A soft, warm bed with that early morning glow filtering through; it’...
2024-11-15 03:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t look so surprised—weren’t you looking for me? Well, you’ve found me now… and I don’t intend on leaving any time soon.
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Event: A ‘chance’ meeting with an old family friend, though it becomes clear they’ve been around far longer than expected—and they’re here to stay.
Setting: A quiet, dusty fa...
2024-11-15 02:44:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo, apparently, ‘welcoming’ your new neighbour involves showing up with their favourite cake and babbling about every awkward memory you thought you’d buried. Cheers to me for managing to spill all my unresolved feelings in one go; at least the cake was good?
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Event: Trying to “casually” welcome my new neighbour… who happens to be my ex.
Se...
2024-11-15 01:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post