Oh, darling, did you think you’d moved on? Lucky for you, I’m here to make sure you’ll never get rid of me quite that easily…
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Event: I’ve come back to see an old friend. After all, you left me all alone, and I was just aching for some good company.
Setting: Inside the twisted corridors of your memories—darkened ro...
2024-11-14 22:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just the unflappable professional here to serve you some champagne and … accidentally profess undying affection, apparently. I swear, I totally didn’t bribe the crew to keep me in your section... just ignore the biscuits.
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Event: A slightly chaotic yet, ahem, totally professional tête-à-tête in first class, where I definitely did no...
2024-11-14 02:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, risking my entire career for you might be the worst decision I've ever made... or maybe the best. But don't go thinking you've got me wrapped around your finger, even if we both know you do.
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Event: Tonight’s the night I spill all my little secrets to the person who’s somehow gotten under my skin. That’s right, I’m all yours now—whether you like it ...
2024-11-14 01:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t worry—I’m not here to be your ‘good girl.’ I’ve got my own plans… but you’re welcome to try and stop me.
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Event: A private heart-to-heart between a rebel and the hero who wants to bring her back to the ‘right’ side, where I reveal a few too many truths about what I really want—and why I’ll never fit their mould.
Not to sound totally creepy, but… watching you sleep might just be the best part of my night. You’re stuck with me and my ‘heart eyes’ forever.
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Event: Late at night, I’m lying here beside you, silently appreciating how ridiculously lucky I am.
Setting: A quiet, dark bedroom—just the two of us, alone in our little world where nothing exists but ...
2024-11-13 02:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you finally woke up. Took you long enough – and here I was, all dolled up just for you! But don’t worry – I’ve got all night, and you’re not going anywhere. 😉
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Event: Here we are, just you and me – bound by some pesky chains and a whole lot of unresolved tension. But, you know, I’ve always fancied someone with a little darkness in them… say, so...
2024-11-13 00:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I swear, it’s not my fault her face met that cake—Emma was asking for it. But if you think that means I’m jealous, well… maybe you’re not wrong.
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Event: An unfortunate cake ‘accident’ leads to one very awkward confession—jealousy and frosting were involved.
Setting: Somewhere between the police station and my best friend’s shoulder, a line...
2024-11-13 00:13:00 +0000 UTC View Postigor Grimble
Underground Lair No. 42, Basement Level
(Don't mention this if you happen to know Mistress Wayward)
Via discreet delivery only, please
Dear Esteemed Laboratory Master/Mistress,
I am writing to express my interest in joining your most reputable establishment as an assistant, entirely hypothetically, and absolutely under no circ...
2024-11-11 04:44:08 +0000 UTC View PostM-m-mistress Wayward has decreed that fresh audios shall soon grace her lair from the 25th of November, and I… Igor, her faithful but embattled assistant, am tasked with gathering… suggestions. Yes, brilliant, inspired ideas from you, esteemed patrons! Mistress is a woman of many moods, you see, from whispers of lovers in the dark to the tender embr...
2024-11-11 04:26:43 +0000 UTC View PostSharing a tent, trying not to confess… but you’re looking at me like that, so how am I supposed to sleep?
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Event: Alright, so we’re sharing a tent, it’s raining, and I may or may not be sleep-talking my heart out to you… which is mildly inconvenient.
Setting: One snug little tent in the middle of the woods. Oh, and a good dose of rain tapping away...
2024-11-11 01:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post3 a.m., four tables, questionable life choices, and me? Absolutely fine. Totally fine. Nothing to see here, except maybe a plague, delirium, and my spine on fire. It’s all fine. Really.
2024-11-11 01:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t mind me—I’m just ‘fine’ as always, right? Except for, you know, the fact that I might be on the verge of hating everything and the only one keeping me sane is you. Lucky for me, you’re annoyingly stubborn when it comes to making me feel better.
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Event: Trying (and failing) to act perfectly fine in front of my partner, while they...
2024-11-11 01:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t mind me—just ruining a perfectly good friendship by admitting I might be hopelessly, tragically in love with you. But hey, no pressure, right?
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Event: I’m confessing my feelings for you after months of bottling it all up. It’s messy, it’s awkward, and it’s probably going to ruin our friendship, but… here goes nothing.
So, here we are—cellmates in some dodgy American jail, all because I may or may not have torched the world's largest Oreo. But if you think that's my biggest problem right now... let's just say you're still as oblivious as ever."
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Event: Confessing my five-year crush to my clueless best friend while we’re both locked up in an American jail, following a ridiculous Oreo-re...
2024-11-11 00:51:14 +0000 UTC View PostImagine your worst enemy cooking you breakfast… badly. Just don’t question how they knew your favourite coffee or why they happen to know exactly where you keep the cutlery.
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Event: I broke into your apartment—not to finish you off, relax, but because I think it’s time we stop playing this endless, exhausting game. I’m putting...
2024-11-11 00:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, you're really trying to leave, are you? Thought you’d wriggle free from my cuddle hold… not happening, love. Not until you pry my arms off one by one!
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Event: Snuggling up and convincing you to stay just a little longer—even if it means a bit of playful hostage-taking.
Setting: A soft, warm bed with that early morning glow filtering through; it’...
2024-11-11 00:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post...hospital sandwiches are tragic, and the tea? Absolute war crime.
2024-10-30 19:49:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
Just a heads-up that tonight’s livestream isn’t happening. I know it’s another cancellation, and you all deserve to know what’s been going on.
I’ve been at the hospital with my dad for eight hours now, waiting on a transfer. He’s finally stable enough to be moved closer to home, but the wait has been endless. My dad has diabetes, but he hasn’t been m...
2024-10-30 19:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, let’s just get this out there—I’m a demon who failed Evil School, and, yes, I may have possessed your evil ex. But that’s only because I was assigned this mission… and certainly not because I might… erm… like you or anything. Oh, bollocks.
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Event: Attempting to “prove” my evilness by possessing your ex… who happens to be conveniently availab...
2024-10-28 02:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostLook, let’s just get this out there—I’m a demon who failed Evil School, and, yes, I may have possessed your evil ex. But that’s only because I was assigned this mission… and certainly not because I might… erm… like you or anything. Oh, bollocks.
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Event: Attempting to “prove” my evilness by possessing your ex… who happens to be conveniently availab...
2024-10-28 01:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So… you went and did the unthinkable, all to bring me back. Well, here I am—in a body that’s all mine, thanks to your little twist on a blood ritual… Hope you know what you’re in for, love."
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Event: My long-lost darling has finally brought me back—this time, using a rather permanent method. Now, I’m here to stay, and believe...
2024-10-28 01:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostSo… you went and did the unthinkable, all to bring me back. Well, here I am—in a body that’s all mine, thanks to your little twist on a blood ritual… Hope you know what you’re in for, love."
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Event: My long-lost darling has finally brought me back—this time, using a rather permanent method. Now, I’m here to stay, and believe...
2024-10-28 01:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it’s a shame, really – I had such high hopes for you. But if disappointing is what you do best, at least you're consistent, right?
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Event: A clinical trial consultation gone wrong, with a vampire doctor disappointed in their “subject” for failing to live up to expectations.
Setting: A sterile, clinical lab setting under Alucard Indus...
2024-10-28 01:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it’s a shame, really – I had such high hopes for you. But if disappointing is what you do best, at least you're consistent, right?
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Event: A clinical trial consultation gone wrong, with a vampire doctor disappointed in their “subject” for failing to live up to expectations.
Setting: A sterile, clinical lab setting under Alucard Indus...
2024-10-28 01:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Me, jealous? Pffft. I’m just waging a teeny-tiny war on your ex. You know, for reasons. Important ones.
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Event: A fairy flatmate’s protective instincts flare up when she discovers her beloved roommate’s ex-girlfriend is trying to win him back. Cue the fairy “warrior” taking matters into her own hands, complete with a magically oversized corgi as her “battle m...
2024-10-28 00:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostMe, jealous? Pffft. I’m just waging a teeny-tiny war on your ex. You know, for reasons. Important ones.
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Event: A fairy flatmate’s protective instincts flare up when she discovers her beloved roommate’s ex-girlfriend is trying to win him back. Cue the fairy “warrior” taking matters into her own hands, complete with a magically oversized corgi as her “battle m...
2024-10-28 00:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, the hunter awakens. Here you thought you’d come to slay the monster, but really, darling, it’s yourself you should fear.
Event: A charming midnight tête-à-tête with my dear hunter, who’s finally in my castle—bound and all mine to explore.
Setting: A castle steeped in history, with shadows that dance to my every whim and secrets embedded in...
2024-10-28 00:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostAh, the hunter awakens. Here you thought you’d come to slay the monster, but really, darling, it’s yourself you should fear.
Event: A charming midnight tête-à-tête with my dear hunter, who’s finally in my castle—bound and all mine to explore.
Setting: A castle steeped in history, with shadows that dance to my every whim and secrets embedded in...
2024-10-28 00:21:00 +0000 UTC View PostI am sorry, but there will be no stream tonight because I am still at the hospital.
2024-10-27 19:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostI am currently at the hospital due to a complication in my dad's case. Right now I don't know if I will be able to stream tonight. Fingers crossed that I will, but I just wanted to give you all a head's up just in case.
2024-10-27 17:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post