Nicholas Fump returns for a second attempt at exacting his revenge on Usidore.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
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2025-03-24 04:00:07 +0000 UTC
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This is the big one! Automa-Tawny beat the odd makers and is in the final bracket. She’s already defeated one Boob-Honking Moose; can she do it again? With her cat named Spells and her script of Spells! The Musical in hand, she’s ready to take on Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys V...
2025-03-21 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Momo hosts a tiny version of Hello from the Magic Tavern from a hole near the table.
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2025-03-20 04:00:45 +0000 UTC
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It’s moose v. moose in this semi-final matchup! Imagine the sheer determination that it took to overcome both The Lady of the River and Sherilyn Fenn to enter this competition twice! And the willpower it must take not to destroy villages when it’s part of your name. Two titans, but only one can win…
2025-03-17 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Recorded live at Club Fugazi as part of San Francisco Sketchfest. The King's Chronicler visits to discuss his chronicling process and he brings along a small familiar guest. Okay, it's Momo.
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2025-03-17 04:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Magic Tavern Updates/News:
We won ‘Best Fantasy Podcast’ at the I Heart Podcast Awards! But shhhhhhhh…don’t let anyone know we’re non-fiction!
We’ve got new ‘10th Anniversary’ merch in our 2025-03-16 00:17:38 +0000 UTC
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One of these contenders is dominating the bracket (simply by entering via several different names). One is a magical clockwork person with a cat named Spells. Can this Moose finally honk her way to ultimate victory? Or will the cast of Spells! Come to Automa-Tawny’s aide?
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2025-03-15 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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With Monkey Coma Dina out of the running, PrestidigiTina is free to be her own woman and go for the gold! No longer just a distraction for MCD, she is going to fight Booob-Hoonking Mooose (who is just Boob-Honking Moose again) HARD! Will the final four be mostly meese? Or is this Tina’s time to shine?
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2025-03-11 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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It's the ten year anniversary episode and our huge guests are three kings who may join our fight against the wizards. Maybe.
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Chunt: 2025-03-10 04:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Yet another moose who honks boobs, SDTMWDVEP moves forward in this bracket. She doesn’t destroy villages, but she will craft a wand for you. But is she crafty enough to defeat Scrunwanaflunk, an amazing sorceress who can climb up any wall and eat anything she finds?
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2025-03-09 20:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Imagine this: Automa-Tawny is in the middle of a rehearsal for Spells: The Musical. And then suddenly a tunnel appears in the middle of the stage and out pops Sexy Female Bugs Bunny! What happens next? Only one can win!
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2025-03-07 06:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Our final entrant from Earth, Elizabeth Sparkle (and her friends?) are up against Booob-Hoonking Mooose (which is just Boob-Honking Moose again). But how will BHM stand up to the magical substance that allows Elizabeth to make younger versions of herself from her own back? Why didn’t they put The Lady of t...
2025-03-06 06:01:00 +0000 UTC
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What's a surefire recipe for a successful episode? Leaning on humor from a Joke-A-Day calendar!
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2025-03-06 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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This may be the most hotly contested battle of all March Magic 2025.: BHM v. MCD! Everyone knows a monkey in a coma—it’s serious—but can even Dina overcome the powerhouse that is Boob-Honking Moose? Definitely if she wakes up, but otherwise…it’s anyone’s game.
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2025-03-05 06:01:02 +0000 UTC
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The dastardly necromancer Dripfang is back and he's brought along a powerful young villain in training.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: 2025-03-03 05:01:02 +0000 UTC
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The dastardly necromancer Dripfang is back and he's brought along a powerful young villain in training.
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: 2025-03-03 05:00:11 +0000 UTC
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PrestidigiTina spends her days entertaining children with her magic! But by night, she stalks the streets, entertaining criminals with her magic! Does she have what it takes to fell Charlene, The Magician with a Boyfriend Who’s a Hat? Charlene once made a river into a mountain, but does she have what it ta...
2025-03-02 06:01:01 +0000 UTC
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How will the Sorceress Srunwanaflunk fare against an invisible witch with no smell, no footsteps, and who can’t talk? Scrunwanaflunk did you just knock your potion (she’s good at potions) off the table or was it Beatrice? But be careful Beatrice: Scrunwanaflunk can burn through your soul with but a glanc...
2025-02-26 06:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Ch
Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie.
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2025-02-24 05:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to everyone who joined us for the Meet’n’Greet this past Sunday evening. We loved chatting with you and answering your questions. If you weren’t able to make it this time, you can listen to the audio here on Patreon. And hopefully you can join us next time.
2025-02-23 17:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Who is that dancing through the clouds and spreading good will? Why it’s Ringo the Dingo of course! Of course, she once ate a wizard which makes her a formidable match for Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins! While SDTMWDVEP is yet another moose who honks boobs, she is als...
2025-02-22 06:01:00 +0000 UTC
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More pure improv goodness with the boys plus special guest Erin Keif!
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
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2025-02-20 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
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We are so honored to have the absolutely delightful Florence Pugh facing off against Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie: A magical clockwork person with her cat named Spells.
Listen to the March Magic 2025 bonus episode to prepare and then download the attached bracket to pick your favorites. Voting fo...
2025-02-18 06:01:01 +0000 UTC
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What are you up to this weekend? If you are willing to meet us, we will agree to greet you.
Our virtual Meet’n’Greet will be taking place on Saturday, February 22, 2025, from 9 p.m. - 11 p.m. U.S. central time. Please join Arnie, Adal, and Matt on Discord to have a relaxed hang. If you can’t make it, we hope you are doing well, and we’ll catch you at the next one.
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2025-02-17 21:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Coach Broth talks about the joys and challenges of coaching centaur basketball.
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2025-02-17 05:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Imagine, if you will, the unbridled power of being a fierce knight with a glove that can generate any kind of mustard she needs. Then pit her against a hair-pumping, tunnel-digging trickster god like Sexy Female Bugs Bunny. Only one can win!
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2025-02-14 06:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Can a magical monkey in a coma, Dina, defeat the sassy vampire host of Podpires, Noosefuristoo? It’s up to you ... unless Dina wakes up. Then she’ll destroy everyone. Absolutely. Everyone.
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2025-02-10 06:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Arnie calls the first business meeting to order to answer emails, figure out the animal war and decide if they should get tattoos.
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2025-02-10 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The first battle of 2025’s all-female-identifying March Magic finds a moose who consensually “honks boobs” in order to cast her magical spells against Marvelous who uses her fantastic folding paper to determine your future. But now the power to choose their future is yours!
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2025-02-06 05:59:01 +0000 UTC
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We made a new bracket! Get ready for another year of mystical matchups in this year's all-female-identifying March Magic!
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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: 2025-02-06 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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