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[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 49 - Warlock Now (w/ Tyler Davis)

Nicholas Fump returns for a second attempt at exacting his revenge on Usidore.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
ChuntAdal Rifai View Post

March Magic—FINAL ROUND: Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie v. Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins

This is the big one! Automa-Tawny beat the odd makers and is in the final bracket. She’s already defeated one Boob-Honking Moose; can she do it again? With her cat named Spells and her script of Spells! The Musical in hand, she’s ready to take on Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys V...

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Fooniverse - Hello from the Teeny Tavern

Fooniverse - Hello from the Teeny Tavern

Momo hosts a tiny version of Hello from the Magic Tavern from a hole near the table.

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Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif
Chunt: Ada...

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March Magic— SEMI-FINALS, Match 2: Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins v. Booob-Hoonking Mooose

It’s moose v. moose in this semi-final matchup! Imagine the sheer determination that it took to overcome both The Lady of the River and Sherilyn Fenn to enter this competition twice! And the willpower it must take not to destroy villages when it’s part of your name. Two titans, but only one can win… View Post

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 48 - Chronicler (w/Richard Kind & Erin Kief Live from SF Sketchfest)

Recorded live at Club Fugazi as part of San Francisco Sketchfest. The King's Chronicler visits to discuss his chronicling process and he brings along a small familiar guest. Okay, it's Momo.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
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Patreon Newsletter #41: March 2025

Magic Tavern Updates/News: 

  • We won ‘Best Fantasy Podcast’ at the I Heart Podcast Awards! But shhhhhhhh…don’t let anyone know we’re non-fiction!

  • We’ve got new ‘10th Anniversary’ merch in our 2025-03-16 00:17:38 +0000 UTC View Post

March Magic—SEMI-FINALS, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose v. Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie

March Magic—SEMI-FINALS, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose v. Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie

One of these contenders is dominating the bracket (simply by entering via several different names). One is a magical clockwork person with a cat named Spells. Can this Moose finally honk her way to ultimate victory? Or will the cast of Spells! Come to Automa-Tawny’s aide?

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March Magic— QUARTER FINALS, Match 4: PrestidigiTina v. Booob-Hoonking Mooose

With Monkey Coma Dina out of the running, PrestidigiTina is free to be her own woman and go for the gold! No longer just a distraction for MCD, she is going to fight Booob-Hoonking Mooose (who is just Boob-Honking Moose again) HARD! Will the final four be mostly meese? Or is this Tina’s time to shine?

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[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 47 - Ten Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 47 - Ten Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

It's the ten year anniversary episode and our huge guests are three kings who may join our fight against the wizards. Maybe.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt2025-03-10 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

March Magic— QUARTER FINALS, Match 3: Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins v. Scrunwanaflunk

Yet another moose who honks boobs, SDTMWDVEP moves forward in this bracket. She doesn’t destroy villages, but she will craft a wand for you. But is she crafty enough to defeat Scrunwanaflunk, an amazing sorceress who can climb up any wall and eat anything she finds?

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March Magic— QUARTER FINALS, Match 2: Sexy Female Bugs Bunny (Earth) v. Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie

Imagine this: Automa-Tawny is in the middle of a rehearsal for Spells: The Musical. And then suddenly a tunnel appears in the middle of the stage and out pops Sexy Female Bugs Bunny! What happens next? Only one can win!

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March Magic—ROUND 1, Match 8: Elizabeth Sparkle & Co. (Earth) v. Booob-Hoonking Mooose

Our final entrant from Earth, Elizabeth Sparkle (and her friends?) are up against Booob-Hoonking Mooose (which is just Boob-Honking Moose again). But how will BHM stand up to the magical substance that allows Elizabeth to make younger versions of herself from her own back? Why didn’t they put The Lady of t...

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Fooniverse - Joke-A-Day Calendar

Fooniverse - Joke-A-Day Calendar

What's a surefire recipe for a successful episode? Leaning on humor from a Joke-A-Day calendar!

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal ...

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March Magic—QUARTER FINALS, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose* v. Monkey Coma Dina

This may be the most hotly contested battle of all March Magic 2025.: BHM v. MCD! Everyone knows a monkey in a coma—it’s serious—but can even Dina overcome the powerhouse that is Boob-Honking Moose? Definitely if she wakes up, but otherwise…it’s anyone’s game.

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VIDEO: Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

VIDEO: Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

The dastardly necromancer Dripfang is back and he's brought along a powerful young villain in training.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: 2025-03-03 05:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

The dastardly necromancer Dripfang is back and he's brought along a powerful young villain in training.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: 2025-03-03 05:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 7: PrestidigiTina v. Charlene, The Magician with a Boyfriend Who’s a Hat

PrestidigiTina spends her days entertaining children with her magic! But by night, she stalks the streets, entertaining criminals with her magic! Does she have what it takes to fell Charlene, The Magician with a Boyfriend Who’s a Hat? Charlene once made a river into a mountain, but does she have what it ta...

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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 6: Beatrice (f/k/a Bloody Beatrice) v. Scrunwanaflunk

How will the Sorceress Srunwanaflunk fare against an invisible witch with no smell, no footsteps, and who can’t talk? Scrunwanaflunk did you just knock your potion (she’s good at potions) off the table or was it Beatrice? But be careful Beatrice: Scrunwanaflunk can burn through your soul with but a glanc...

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[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Ch

Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
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Listen to the February ’25 Meet’n’Greet!

Listen to the February ’25 Meet’n’Greet!

Thanks to everyone who joined us for the Meet’n’Greet this past Sunday evening. We loved chatting with you and answering your questions. If you weren’t able to make it this time, you can listen to the audio here on Patreon. And hopefully you can join us next time.

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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 5: Ringo the Ding (Ha-ta-ta) v. Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins

Who is that dancing through the clouds and spreading good will? Why it’s Ringo the Dingo of course! Of course, she once ate a wizard which makes her a formidable match for Shuddering Daisy the Mountain Who Destroys Villages Elizabeth Perkins! While SDTMWDVEP is yet another moose who honks boobs, she is als...

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Not the Tavern - Conversational Improv 2 (w/ Erin Keif)

Not the Tavern - Conversational Improv 2 (w/ Erin Keif)

More pure improv goodness with the boys plus special guest Erin Keif!

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Adal: Adal Rifai
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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 4: Florence Pugh (Earth) v. Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie

We are so honored to have the absolutely delightful Florence Pugh facing off against Automa-Tawny, the Automaton Townie: A magical clockwork person with her cat named Spells.

Listen to the March Magic 2025 bonus episode to prepare and then download the attached bracket to pick your favorites. Voting fo...

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Tavern Meet'n'Greet – Feb. 22nd, 9 p.m. CT

Tavern Meet'n'Greet – Feb. 22nd, 9 p.m. CT

What are you up to this weekend? If you are willing to meet us, we will agree to greet you.

Our virtual Meet’n’Greet will be taking place on Saturday, February 22, 2025, from 9 p.m. - 11 p.m. U.S. central time. Please join Arnie, Adal, and Matt on Discord to have a relaxed hang. If you can’t make it, we hope you are doing well, and we’ll catch you at the next one.

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[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 44 - Coach (w/ Rekha Shankar)

Coach Broth talks about the joys and challenges of coaching centaur basketball.

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
ChuntAdal Rifai<...

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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 3: Mustard Glove the Knight v. Sexy Female Bugs Bunny

Imagine, if you will, the unbridled power of being a fierce knight with a glove that can generate any kind of mustard she needs. Then pit her against a hair-pumping, tunnel-digging trickster god like Sexy Female Bugs Bunny. Only one can win!

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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 2: Monkey Coma Dina v. Noosefuristoo

Can a magical monkey in a coma, Dina, defeat the sassy vampire host of Podpires, Noosefuristoo? It’s up to you ... unless Dina wakes up. Then she’ll destroy everyone. Absolutely. Everyone.

Listen to the March Magic 2025 bonus episode to prepare and then download the attached bracket to pick your fa...

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[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

[No Ads] Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

Arnie calls the first business meeting to order to answer emails, figure out the animal war and decide if they should get tattoos.

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Arnie:
Arnie Niekamp
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March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose* v. Marvelous the Magician

The first battle of 2025’s all-female-identifying March Magic finds a moose who consensually “honks boobs” in order to cast her magical spells against Marvelous who uses her fantastic folding paper to determine your future. But now the power to choose their future is yours!

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March Magic 2025

March Magic 2025

We made a new bracket! Get ready for another year of mystical matchups in this year's all-female-identifying March Magic!

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Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: 2025-02-06 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post