Dearest of Citizens,
This is an unsanctioned announcement that will let you know of the events to come. I figured it would be best to make one now before I disappear again for work, more on that some other time if I ever remember to talk about it.
To get to the point before I bore you out of your mind, the next project will involve all of you....
2025-03-16 16:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello and dear Citizens,
We have a new video, again! Now you get to see all of the fun we have whenever we make the decision of going outside. Two weeks ago I said we finished 2/3 chapters of this project. Since I didn't know how to behave, I added one more for fun. That and I wanted to make use of all the leftover footage I recorded from the months prior.
Having said that, I still...
2025-03-03 18:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Guten tidings dear Citizens,
Considerable progress has been made yet again with the video we (hopefully) plan to release this month. Normally, I would list down the varying assets we've already made or still require, but this time I think it's best to let you know that we have already finished two chapters out of three for what we're currently working on. Here's what...
2025-02-15 17:46:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Advanced Merry Christmas dearest of citizens,
A new video is currently under construction on my end. Yes it's the cycling video I've been ruminating about since last month!
Editing is a bit different at the moment since I now have real footage to work with rather than the stuff we would usually record in-game at the discomfort of our own homes. That and some of the Go-Pro footage i...
2024-12-21 13:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dearest of Citizens,
We come to you and you only, that and we have a new short video for you to enjoy at least one or two times. It's about us experiencing great distress in a public area.
Now that this mentally taxing video is done, we can focus our efforts again on longer videos that we've already shot a few months back. I might have already mentioned this...
Hello Every-nyan
It is me, Anzoi Kazumoe, back at it again with another progress report.
Overall Progress of next video: 50%
Overall Progress of next-next video: 20%
As you can see from the text above I have done an autism. While working on the next video I started on another video. Why? I ask the same question. Progress has been slow because I recently lost my job and I...
2024-09-14 15:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Ladies,
We decided to follow up on what we did with the Stalker video by making another review. Who would've seen that coming? Why did it have to be this game? Because it's one of the few games that I still knew how to play without having to constantly look at a wiki, probably. That and this game really did a number on my mental faculties when I was younger, which should be funny en...
2024-06-07 16:19:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Beautiful Citizens of the Reich and her people,
We have made considerable progress with the video we had planned on releasing this month. No it won't come out this month, and for that I apologize. * five second bow complete with formal apologies to the investors/patreons first, citizens second * The yellow pee dollar sign can wait. ...
2024-04-21 14:31:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Citizens,
A new project has crawled out of the backburner, for once we might try to get this out this month or somewhere during the first two weeks of April.
Why? Because we received a notice that we might be able to apply for the Yellow Piss Dollar Program if we chuck out two more videos - a very ambitious attempt at productivity.
So far, we have a solid intro that I ju...
2024-03-07 17:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Admiral Anzei Kazumi here. We've uploaded a video of all of the clips and recordings that were thrown out of the window consolidated into pure Autism. Enjoy.
2024-03-01 05:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my gravy babies. It is me Anzei Kazumi at it again with his ramblings on game mod development.
This recording was cut from the recent STALKER Shadow of Co-op video because it was deemed too dangerous for consumption. That means this video will be poorly edited, with little to no graphics, and a spinning Anzei. Enjoy.
2024-02-15 07:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Citizens,
Now before you go insane, no it's not purely gameplay. It's one of those newfangled "narrative reviews" Anzei kept on talking about (I don't know what it means I just edit). So far we have two more ideas coming up. As usual, they need a bit of planning since we're going to do something different again. It involves going outside.
Thank you again for listening in, now ...
2024-01-20 16:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Citizens,
Happy New Year! Here you get a rare view of what's happening right now inside of the editing software. Things are looking good and we're hoping to make them better with the rest of the post you'll be reading:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - I've done everything I can please god no more. All important pieces of "artwork" are out of the wa...
2024-01-02 16:23:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Dearest Citizens,
While making the previous project Anzei threw something my way, and it hurt. He had an idea that ended up in my hard drive and now I'm the one working on it, which is good because this one has more to show compared to what I was previously occupied with. Now enough with the fancy words and on with the actual update!
Arts/Drawings/Background...
2023-11-23 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello again to the unfortunate souls who view our public posts,
Progress is being made yet again on the next short video, here you see the first 2-3 seconds before we move on indoors. The most definite thing I can say for now regarding this video is that we'll only have three locations including the exterior you're seeing right now.
So that's two more locations left, plus the next o...
2023-10-03 11:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello lads, here's a rather short video for you while we still try (emphasis on try) to work on our upcoming longer formatted videos. Those are definitely some words.
These shorts stem from an inconsistent series of ideas that we go through once or twice through varying means, and for some reason we believe that they're even made more amusing when "animated." The creative...
2023-09-28 14:17:54 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally done. After an entire year (well, nearly) the island heroes go on an adventure to restore the Russian Monarchy. The next video will probably be shorter. WAY shorter. More on that once I piece a few new assets together!
2023-05-16 16:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time gents, one final update before the actual release. I could've just uploaded everything along with this post but we'll get to that later. Here's how everything is looking right now:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - Everything is in place and I am in great pain.
Sound Effects - Just needs one more polish since the voice lines still need to be mo...
2023-04-01 18:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone, we're inching closer towards the finish line. I am dying. Here's how things look like now:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - There's only two things left that need to be drawn. The camera will simply pan over these last two drawings and it'll all go back to the very first shot that I've already finished.
Sound effects - Everything has been...
2023-02-27 14:56:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello boys, I'll try to keep this one short since everyone won't be functioning properly until the new year kicks in:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - Most assets are still being drawn for the final scene, god help me.
Sound effects - Atmosphere has already been set so adding a few more sound bytes won't be too much of a hassle (onc...
2022-12-27 16:18:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Good news everybody, yet again has been made:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - New backgrounds and assets are being drawn now as we're finally done with everything in the current scene.
Sound effects - Of course we haven't placed anything down yet, but since we have already written ahead, adding in sound won't be too much of an issu...
2022-11-02 18:18:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, it's my turn again to update you on current events. Progress is still being made but I'm getting close having to draw and add in more assets soon:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - I'm currently working on drawing a new angle (if those words make any sense) for the next bit that comes after everything goes black. However, I think that nothing big needs to be a...
2022-10-20 16:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello boys, apologies if I took my time this month. I was sick for an entire week, no it's not the wutang flan disease thankfully. I have made a partial recovery to the point where I can at least move around freely and fill you in on what I've done so far:
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - For the scene I'm working on I fairly believe that I have everything I need an...
2022-08-29 03:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Lads and effeminate males, today is a good day for the channel, not because a new video won't be coming out this month. But because I found a way to "fix" the corner I wrote myself into a month ago. That and we finally left the pier. Of course as a true upstanding leader I will only do what's right and withhold further information from you for now. I do have other updates however and a sh...
2022-07-22 09:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Overall Progress: 20% done
Recordings - New video's recording's not actually done yet. But I already have a sizable amount of recordings so I thought hey why not start editing now...so...
Video - I started editing despite all footage not there yet. It doesn't really matter because of the video's ...
Hello, for now we are at a solid 70% completion rate, everything before this screenshot has the proper sound effects and voice lines.
Arts/Drawings/Backgrounds - We're finally on to the final part of the video, the part that will make me cry as I don't have any clear idea on how to do it in the first place, but I'll manage (hopefully) a lot still has to be draw...
2022-06-21 16:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Admiral Anzoi Kazumoe here. It's been a long time, and thus I will give you a long one. My first long-form review of a game that's been forgotten by time. I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it was worth the wait.
Oh yeah, this one's free.
2022-06-13 15:32:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello again, just here to send in a quick one.
Art/Drawings/Backgrounds - The pier scene is done, the journey to the high seas is underway. Hopefully I won't draw too much for the final scene but I highly doubt it since there's one or two more areas that I absolutely have to include before the end. I have multiple shots planned for those one or two areas so god...
2022-05-26 14:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Progress Report:
Overall progress so far is around 60% for me, the last 40% is a steep hill to climb but I asked for this so I'll see things through as there is a .22 caliber pistol pointed at the back of my head.
Art/Drawings/Backgrounds - 90% of what needs to be drawn for the pier scene is done, will need one more run t...
2022-05-11 16:56:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Boys, I come to you with good and bad news. Naturally I will say the bad first and butter things up with the good because coping mechanisms are an amazing gift from god.
The Bad:
My PC died a few weeks ago, hard disk failure to be precise but the even worst part is I didn't notice that my hard disk was already failing as early as September last year...
2022-04-24 13:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post