Well it finally happened, to the surprise of no one. Earlier this week I started to experience numbness and tingling in the fingertips of my left hand (and sporadically in my right). Factoring in the symptoms and my lifestyle, most signs point to this being early onset carpal tunnel syndrome, which means the preventative measures I've been taking so far aren't enough.
I spend nearly every...
2020-12-11 19:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time to unleash your inner rage and pound some bitches! Everyone sent in some great hatefuck suggestions, and now all that's left to do is vote! Here's what we got this week:
Overwatch: D.Va accidently starts beef with a rival streamer and ends up getting gangbanged by said rival's fans.
League of Legends: Janna stops Mundo's treatme...
2020-12-07 19:16:30 +0000 UTC View PostSuggestions are now open for the next poll, so don't be shy about submitting them! Our theme is hatefucking, so that can be some characters who don't get along or perhaps some that do but maybe they're in the middle of a personal disagreement. Either way, it's time to set sail on the SS Rough Sex!
As always, keep your suggestion short and concise in a single sentence. Lea...
2020-12-01 20:02:55 +0000 UTC View PostOnce again, I've paused the payments to my patrons for the month of December like I said I would. I'm still planning to go ahead with unpausing it in January and allowing charges to go through once more for anyone still wishing to support me.
That means this month is your last chance to cancel your subscription if you do not wish to donate now that I am no longer offering prompts. But of ...
2020-12-01 17:42:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis is probably my longest "short" fic yet, which is why I decided to publish it as its own story rather than included in the usual anthology. But in the end, smut is smut. Enjoy some Tifa!
For this week, I decided to drop the themes and open the poll to total free-for-all suggestions. Anything and everything my followers desired! So without further ado, let's see what they came up with for this poll...
Mortal Kombat: Mileena suffers an instant loss at the hands of Baraka.
Legend of Zelda: Princess Zelda relieves some stress...
2020-11-23 19:02:46 +0000 UTC View PostWell we did a monster theme poll and then an NTR theme, but this time we're just going to open the floor to any and every suggestion you'd like to make. Any kink, any character or pairing, any series, it's up to you!
As always, keep your suggestion short and concise in a single sentence. Leave it in the comment section below of this post. If for whatever reason you're unable to comment, y...
2020-11-16 20:04:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're gonna fuck a dragon, make sure you get her sister too! Alexstrasza got lucky last time, and now here's your Ysera smut. Enjoy!
Oops! Sorry this one is a bit late. I made the decision to move all polls and story posts from Sunday to Monday to better fit my schedule, but then I forgot to also move my alarm to remind me to do it today. Ah well! You've still got until next Monday to get your vote in.
So like the title says, these are all going to be focused on NTR themes (yummy!) and I got some really juicy suggestio...
2020-11-10 01:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostI've just finished the Alexstrasza story. You can read it at one of the links below.
2020-11-02 21:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostYsera is the winner! Well... More like Xavius is the winner, and Ysera is going to be suffering a very humiliating loss. How appropriate that our last poll gave us Alexstrasza, and now this time it'll be her sister!
Speaking of which, I've had to delay the Alexstrasza fic until tomorrow. While I'm certain I could finish it later tonight, I don't like to rush them. Giving myself time to sl...
2020-11-01 19:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostSo October is nearly over and I'm sure many of you are wondering what's the plan going forward. Well unfortunately I've made the decision to cancel my current Patreon prompt structure.
That means, going forward, I will no longer be offering prompts in exchange for subscriptions to this Patreon page. 500, 1,000, and 1,500 word prompt rewards will be removed from all tiers....
2020-10-26 17:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostIts the final week before Halloween, so its time to get voting on which lucky girl is gonna have a close encounter! We got plenty of delicious choices to choose from, so hopefully everyone finds something to their liking. Make your decision soon, the poll closes next Sunday!
2020-10-25 19:28:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time to start thinking about the next poll's options, and this time we're going to go with a theme. And with Halloween around the corner, I can't think of anything better than... Monster fucking!
So leave your comment on this post with your girl of choice and whichever monster you'd like to see them fuck. It can be a creature from classic fairytales (werewolves, trolls, demons, etc) ...
2020-10-19 18:20:20 +0000 UTC View PostSamus Aran won our last poll (and she very nearly won the current one too!), so here's that story for you all to enjoy!
Here's today's poll created by the suggestions made by everyone. To be honest I'm pretty surprised they all managed to fit into Patreon's poll system. I'm kinda scared to find out what the limit is... In the future I may try to find a way to narrow them down, but for right now let's just have a little chaos and smack everything up on the wall.
For now, here's the finer details for each gi...
2020-10-11 19:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostI'll be making the new poll tomorrow (Sunday) afternoon. This is your reminder to make your comments on my previous post if you have anything you'd like to see on that poll.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/october-4th-post-42367100
2020-10-10 23:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for your patience on this one. You can read some dirty, nasty night elf knotting at the links below.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26846506
I didn't get a chance to finish the Tyrande fic this weekend, but I'll likely get it done either later today or Monday. I'll make a post when it's up.
But regardless, the show must go on. That means it's time to start thinking about next week's poll. However, since October is a paused month I figured there's no reason to limit suggestions to only specific tiers. This time, as an experimen...
2020-10-04 18:49:40 +0000 UTC View PostI've made an executive decision to pause this page for October. That means no one will be charged tomorrow by Patreon... Unless they fuck that up. I have to be honest, I'm getting super fed up with Patreon, and their shitty website and management is just the tip of the iceberg. But that's a conversation for another time.
Since no one will be charged, that means no prompts this month. I ne...
2020-10-01 03:07:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we're doing something different. Previously we did an all-sequels poll... and this time we're doing close calls! That's right, all the choices in this poll were included in past ones but came in second place by only the slimmest of margins. Now they're back for another shot at the crown, but will these second-placers blow their second chance?!
Darkness (Konos...
2020-09-27 19:07:14 +0000 UTC View PostLeave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (9/27), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-09-20 19:51:59 +0000 UTC View PostGot last poll's winner for you today. Gotta say, I was tempted to make this a sequel to my last Mordred fic, but I feel like that one ended on a very different, more romantic vibe in terms of her relationship with that master. Whereas this new story required a much more devious master, so I guess we'll consider them two different timelines.
Ugh. You know you're getting too invested in you...
2020-09-20 19:50:43 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for another late poll. I overslept. My sleeping schedule has gotten pretty fucked up to where I've been falling asleep at 6 or 7AM and waking up in the afternoon, so I gotta get that fixed. As much as I hate mornings, waking up during them with a nice cup of coffee is great!
But enough of that, here's this week's choices:
Quinella (Sword Art Online) domination loss: 2020-09-13 20:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (9/13), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-09-06 19:54:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhew! I actually managed to get this fic down below 3k this time! Well... It's 2.5k... But hey, we're getting there. Naturally, my propensity to put too much plot and setup before the SEEEEEX really pumps up the length, but I suppose that's what makes a Varmint fic, right?
https://archiveofourown.org/work...
2020-09-06 19:53:33 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for posting so late, I had a pretty rough day. But I wanted to make a quick announcement about a slight change in Patreon rewards.
From now on, patrons will have two months to claim their prompt rewards. That means if you've yet to send me your request for August's prompt, you have until the end of September before it goes away.
This is mainly being done to keep my benef...
2020-09-02 03:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhew, feels like this month went by in a flash. But the smut train stops for nothing! We keep on trucking, and so does this poll. Here are your candidates for the week.
Mordred forced prostitution: Legendary warrior Mordred, progeny of the king, has been once more summoned to our world, but this time her new master isn't interested in the grail war. Instead, he...
2020-08-30 18:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostLeave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (8/30), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-08-23 18:09:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's fic got a little out of control and spiraled up to nearly the 4,000-word point. Although I initially pitched these fics as roughly 2,000, lately they've been growing bigger and bigger. A large part of that is due to my personal interest in the winners, so naturally I want to write more of them. Which is a good thing! Better that than end up writing something I dislike.
But I s...
2020-08-23 18:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post