In all 50 American states, asking someone to read your novel is considered a form of assault, an act that can legally be responded to with force. Approaching a stranger to request they consume 150,000 words o...
2022-01-20 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe people of the '90s knew a world would one day exist within ours-- a world where love was blobbing together into one big goo and everything was a game except when you died. Accessing data would be as simpl...
2022-01-19 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-19 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf 1-900🌠had an official vehicle, it would be a custom van. You know, one with a waterbed instead of a backseat and herpes instead of seatbelts and something bitchin’ airbrushed on the side, like badass...
2022-01-18 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI've always been shocked by the audacity of Garfield. What has Garfield accomplished? He lives in another man's home, steals his lasagna, and he doesn't have a single life skill that I recall, living only to ...
2022-01-17 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSupernatural WikiHow is a huge part of the site, which I understand even less than Normie WikiHow. It is Normie Wikihow’s job to teach you how to tie a Double Windsor, and they do it so poorly they’re lia...
2022-01-13 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-12 15:44:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, our guest is fantasy author, podcaster, and licensed barbarian Brian McClellan! Brian is the author of the acclaimed 2022-01-12 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hear a lot of people talking shit about how I can't write a list anymore, how I only think in single points or in 2022-01-11 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 2022, a time to improve yourself or pretend that you want to improve yourself, or finally announce this is as good as it gets and you're giving up. So many options! When I was considering how to kick off...
2022-01-10 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that each of us wears a secret waifu tie with a hidden image of the other. But this isn’t about us. This is abo...
2022-01-07 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOur talented and hilarious friends made some amazing art in 2021, and there were so many! Our little Hot Dog Family really grew into something formidable this year. It’s time to start a small army, or maybe...
2022-01-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhen we launched the Dogg Zzone 9000 last year, we honestly had no idea what it was about. You can hear us in those early episodes trying all sorts of zany shit just hoping to land on the one hook th...
2022-01-05 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post2021 was, above all, a deeply Upsetting Year. There were hate crimes and impending wars, the looming threat of fascism at home and abroad, a couple new plagues, we think there was a meteor? Was there a meteor...
2022-01-04 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWe fucked so much in 2021 we left a rising tide of babies that threaten to drown this culture. They’re going to have to name a whole generation after us. Sorry, Generation Wiener, here are the Fucking Days ...
2022-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post2021 was a fantastic year for nerds: you got big swingin’ dork movies, huge video game releases, and nobody stuffed you in a locker unless you had lockers in your house and married a bully – which you pro...
2021-12-31 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2021, we formed the ultimate Tag Team to take down some of the mightiest comedy material. Material too dense and terrifying for one comedy writer alone, material that would rapidly age and destroy any one ...
2021-12-30 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a fantastic year 2021 was! We spent the whole year head down in Hot Dog magic – fighting dicks and fleeing Beezbos, catching murderers and watching cowboys get CTE.** It’s been plainly wonderful in e...
2021-12-29 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-29 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the punchingest of all possible Punching Days, where we look back on all the best punches of 2021. There was jab! Roundhouse! Oh man, you guys remember left straight? Holy shit, uppercut - this was yo...
2021-12-28 13:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for our Great Annual Hot Dog Performance Review, where we look back on the year’s articles and try to gauge exactly how much we ruled this year. We scratched out the ‘weaknesses’ section on ...
2021-12-27 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post269 Amazing SEX TIPS & TRICKS FOR HER by "happily unmarried" Anne Hooper and Phillip Hodson is a 2001 answer to the question, "Sehks? Where am sehks?" It's terrible at everything it goes for. Whe...
2021-12-24 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It was the best of times, it was the end of times. It was all times and no time at all. It was the Great Transversing of the Nameless Ones in our world. In 2021, as every year, it would be opposed by the sa...
2021-12-23 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhen three pop culture luminaries such as us and Gamefully Unemployed's 2021-12-22 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-22 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis holiday season, let's take some time to learn of the many fine Christmas traditions from other cultures. By that, I mean the culture of New Jersey. You might have heard the ridiculous Lou Monte Christmas...
2021-12-20 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere's an arcade game I love called Growl. It came out in 1990 and it was about Indiana Jones killing poachers. Not a gang of poachers, but every participant in an industrial poaching complex living...
2021-12-17 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostJudge Dredd is a film about many things. It is a cautionary tale of excess and hubris. It’s an efficient time capsule of the best and worst impulses of entertainment in the year 1995, like Pauly Sh...
2021-12-16 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPlease give a rewarmed Hot Dog welcome to comedian, filmmaker, and former professional online hookup broker, 2021-12-15 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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