I love the many festive holiday comics wherein Santa gets his ass handed to him by a superhero. For some reason, there's nothing comic book writers love more than taking a beloved icon from childhood, giving ...
2021-12-13 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Reflecting Day, a time set aside for the zany antics of contemplation and thanks. Because thank you! You people really did it! We're still here publishing ad-free hilarity! You Patrons helped rebuild Int...
2021-12-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and we're excited to have Ex-Heroes and Paradox Bound author, Peter Clines, on the show to 2021-12-08 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-08 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello to you folks, I have learnt of a recent news situation what I think is being mispresented and probably un-understood in important ways and I am of a hope that I can use this Hot-Dog ‘’Megaphone’...
2021-12-07 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re from the midwest, you will be familiar with Christmas villages. They’re large ceramic buildings all moms love because they’re cute and all dads hate because they’re enormous, fragile, and al...
2021-12-06 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you didn't read Part I, that's fine. Everyone already knew everything they needed to know about 1,001 Ways to SLOW DOWN and 1,001 Ways to Live WILD from the titles alone. A visitor from a...
2021-12-03 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2016 and 2017, a self-proclaimed "master listmaker" capped her long career of adding numbers to the front of stupid things when she completed her magnum opera: two companion books regulating the intensity ...
2021-12-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re in for a treat, fans of comedy and high adventure! 2021-12-01 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-01 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostWell, it’s that time of year again, time to celebrate the fact that no one can tell me to shut the fuck up about Christmas anymore! It’s the holiday season! And I’m horny for holidays! You know who else...
2021-11-29 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostIn the mid '90s, Nintendo created the Virtual Boy and it's going to sound like I'm making it up if you haven't heard of it. It was mounted on a little tripod at the height least likely to line up with a human...
2021-11-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Wednesday, a day for hot dogs to use their voices, not their keyboards. But this Wednesday, they also use... their hearts. Their fucking restless ones.
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2021-11-24 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostYour immune system is refreshed and COVID-ready for Thanksgiving this year, but what about that other terrible plague of our times? Boomer ignorance has mutated over two years of isolation, as Facebook infect...
2021-11-23 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood news, men! It’s me, 1900HOTDOG’s man expert, Lydia “Shark Punches” Bugg. I’ve finally done it. I’ve found a book that makes it ok for both veteran and novice men (which is what I call babies)...
2021-11-22 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNobody really likes pickup artists. They reduce women to a cranky wad of holes waiting to be tricked into penetration, but what if I told you there's a less likeable version of that? What if I told you I foun...
2021-11-19 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to not get piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. It succeeded...
2021-11-18 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to a Very Special Podcasting Day. Today we’re doing something crazy, something experimental, something strange and impossible that you never expected from us, and may never hear from us again:
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2021-11-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a string of films in the '90s that painted a very specific picture of the near future – 90s Futurism, we’ll call it. Or, in layman’s terms, The Promise of Timecop. The Timecop Promise swore we...
2021-11-16 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOk, I'm just going to say it. Burger King is the incel of fast food restaurants. We all know the Burger King spokesthing is a disgusting grotesquery of fast food mascots. In the early 2000s, Burger King execu...
2021-11-15 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostFolks: the time has come. There’s been discussion of these on the podcast, and on the ...
2021-11-12 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a grown Christian man with the porn addiction of a 13-year-old but the maturity of a much younger boy? Perfect. We found the solution to one of those problems. Maybe. Probably not. Absolutely no chanc...
2021-11-11 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for the 9000 best parts of Wednesday: the Dogg Zzone 9000! This week we're revisiting my ultimate quiz game show gaming showdown of knowledge, opinions, and persuasion: No Right Answers 2021-11-10 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we got Human Centipede’d and asked for the Ourobouros upgrade. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Di...
2021-11-09 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love comic books because the right combination of artist and author can produce a work with layers of intricate detail and meaning in every single panel. There's a single comic book panel that has lived ren...
2021-11-08 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI have a theory that Wesley Snipes is what would happen if Nicolas Cage were black. Now, hold on - you’re not allowed to be mad yet. Pay very close attention to how I phrased that: I am not saying Wesley Sn...
2021-11-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t believe in the Long Island Medium because if this woman who seems completely unbearable is the only person you can communicate with after you die, the universe is truly a cruel and unforgiving place...
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