Technically, today is a Podcasting Day. Technically, we have an amazing guest for you: Soren Bowie -- the Ace with the Face, the Chin for the Win, the Man So Nice His Name is a Knife. That doesn’t rhyme but...
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2021-05-12 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1979, Hidy Ochiai started writing books about his style of Karate, Washin-Ryu. And they were fine. For all the badasses who learned how to fight from hundreds of pictures of down blocks, they did the job a...
2021-05-11 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe '80s were an especially unscrupulous time for toy vendors. "Buy my sparkly unicorns that shit and vomit" is a weird sales pitch, but it's nothing compared to "buy this cute plush dog, or it will be murder...
2021-05-10 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you think of the worst 2000s-era rock band, we all default to Nickelback. And that’s an intense category! It was a time when every subpar white boy thought he could sing and every other one thought he ...
2021-05-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're a loyal hotdog enjoyer, you probably recall the ballad of Paulette Cooper, the woman who bravely fought Scientology for nearly a decade and then wrote 2021-05-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's Maximum Hype episode of the Dogg Zzone 9000, Sean and Robert...
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2021-05-05 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we each own a full-body foam-rubber suit in the other’s likeness and we wear them to… let’s not discuss why...
2021-05-04 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAmelia Bedelia was first published in 1963 and has been reprinted for early readers of four generations. If you don't remember from when you were six, it's the story of a deranged cleaning woman who destroys ...
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Just a quick announcement:
Hot MERCH Wants To Be In YOUR AREA.
And to celebrate the launch, all items are on sale through the end of this weekend!
We'...
2021-05-01 14:06:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe Satanic Panic is one of my favorite times in American History, despite it ruining so many lives for no reason at all. Listen, I know that it did nothing but harm and with absolutely no upside -- but it’...
2021-04-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMario Corelli is an author who sacrificed his dignity for a chance at twenty to thirty dollars when he self-published six books of huge-fonted lists of broken English words. It worked! I bought three of them!...
2021-04-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis Podcasting Day our guest is the lovely Jamie French: sound en...
2021-04-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-04-28 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFight For Your Life is a 1982 self defense book written and demonstrated by Dr. Ted Gambordella, 5th dan Christian martial artist and author of 2021-04-27 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Once long ago, I thought I learned about the saddest book of all time. It was called Microwave Cooking For One, and I couldn't think of a sadder thing than that until I discovered:
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Everyone should’ve received their Hot Dog Appreciator packages by now, so it’s time to reflect on that! The Hot Dog Appreciator is our newest tier, and most comically understated. It’s like calling Kany...
2021-04-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThere's a sacred relationship between fan fiction writers and fan fiction subjects whereby the person having fan fiction written about them agrees to pretend they don't know it's happening. Can you imagine a ...
2021-04-22 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAs with all great manhunts, our acclaimed podcast series Megan...
2021-04-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-04-21 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhen we last left the heroes of New Adventures of Mega Man, Capcom’s officially ...
2021-04-20 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2020, a very dumb person had what they thought was a brilliant money-making idea-- late '00 Buzzfeed-style lists in the form of books written in several minutes in a language they didn't speak! That person...
2021-04-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to help horses fall in love over the internet. It succeeded in two of tho...
2021-04-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostToday is a special, seductive treat for passionate lovers. We will learn how to playfully titillate the sensitive parts of one another's bodies. We'll discover the most pleasurable ways to suck toes, to put f...
2021-04-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostToday, on the Dogg Zzone 9000, Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by 1900-HOTDOG's own Lydia Bugg. Together they explore unknown territory-- 2021-04-14 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-04-14 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2017, the regional Illinois/Indiana/Iowa supermarket chain Jewel-Osco drew a big pentagram on the ground and did all of the required rituals to summon a new mascot into our dimension. Its name was JoJo, an...
2021-04-13 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostBack in the ‘90s, we knew three simple things: Comic books were the future, everything should get an adaptation into everything, and nobody would ever regret ska. There were also many things we did not know...
2021-04-12 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMario Corelli's 101 THINGS TO MAKE HER WET is a very special book. The author obviously has no expertise in the subject, but that's pretty normal for a seduction book. He also fundamentally misunders...
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