Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we build Wicker Men of ourselves every autumn and then burn us to the ground so that our fantasticness will reple...
2021-04-08 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLydia, Seanbaby, and Brockway, the whole 1900🌭 team, come together to discuss episode 3 of the TV landscape-altering disaster that was 2009's Megan Wants a Millionaire. If you're ...
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Bonus podcast for Patreon subscribers!
2021-04-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes when people don't like something, they say, "this is a crime," but a fun fact about 1,001 Las Vegas Nights is that it is both terrible and quite literally a crime! The writer Angelique St. ...
2021-04-06 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostRecently we took a trip through time to see how the Navy fucks. But what to do with thi...
2021-04-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe title of this book is a lie. Does your cat have 277 secrets? Yes. Does it want you to know a single one of them? Of course not.
Art can sometimes be so bad it goes beyond failure and becomes more like a confession inadvertently made by the creator. Worldwatch is that type of art. It's a childlike comic with cruel, nude, horny superher...
2021-04-01 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Podcasting Day, and this week Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by the indefatigable Lydia Bugg in their 2021-03-31 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus podcast audio link for patrons.
2021-03-31 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostNobody needs a date like 18-year-olds thousands of miles away at sea for months, and nobody knows less about dating than [return to start of sentence]. In 1965 the U.S. Navy realized etiquette might not come ...
2021-03-30 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostEvery WikiHow page is actually a great guide for something other than the lesson they’re actually talking about. For example, How to Reupholster a Chair is actually a great guide for stapling yourself to yo...
2021-03-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty five years ago, a simple woman named Catherine Perkins had a simple idea: clown kids. Tiny children, dressed up and performing as clowns. You're saying how? Fucking why? No, f...
2021-03-26 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSex sells. That’s advertising 101, and it’s why I want to fuck the Arby’s Mitt so bad it ruins me for human lovers. But there’s a danger in getting too sexy with your advertising, and sometim...
2021-03-25 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThere are no standardized ways to measure curses, but 2009's Megan Wants a Millionaire is the most cursed television show of all time. It was born from a reality show knockoff of a chain of reality s...
2021-03-24 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus podcast audio for patrons.
2021-03-24 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we once held a year long mail-in wrestling tournament just to proclaim ourselves the champions. It was super fuck...
2021-03-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you ask me, every Ghost Hunting book is for dummies, but Ghost Hunting For Dummies by Zak Bagans just comes right out and says it in the title.
I wrote about Revolutionary Girl Utena a while back, which as near as I can tell was about ...
2021-03-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2013 a Lifetime executive woke up in a cold sweat, realizing the tweens and teens who grew up in the Vampire Diaries years were now old enough to be squarely in the Lifetime demographic. You may k...
2021-03-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus podcast for patrons.
2021-03-17 18:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostI would wish you all a Happy Podcasting Day, but I’m afraid that’s inappropriate today. This is a Very Special Episode of the Dogg Zzone 9000 where 2021-03-17 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1991, Jaleco released a game on the Nintendo Entertainment System called Shatterhand. You controlled a man maybe known as Shatterhand who had to clear Areas A through E to blow up the future. Agai...
2021-03-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a short list of some of my favorite comedy resources:
-When a corporation decides to do a comic book.
-Long roll calls of characters by people who ran out of ideas before they started. 2021-03-15 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard our local mirror stores installed splatterguards at exactly our waist height. They call them “dog gutters.” I...
2021-03-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI thought I’d take this Reflecting Day to look at a milestone moment in the 1-900-🌭 community: The first time we all met Traxx.
(If you haven’t seen Traxx yet, 2021-03-11 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Up now wherever you get your podcasts, The Dogg Zzone 9000 continues its critically acclaimed coverage of which shitting things are actually endearing and rad. Our guest, from 2021-03-10 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus podcast for patrons.
2021-03-10 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostI've always been fascinated by commercials for action figures. The MPAA started rating movies in 1968, but apparently, no one paid any attention to those ratings when they were making toys for children based ...
2021-03-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhen they first started, video game strategy guides were just paperback books telling you how to try your best in over 9 smash arcade hits. They evolved into exhaustive spreadsheets and maps spread across 200...
2021-03-08 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe 1980s were very worried that Satan was trying to get at their kids through nerd shit. Comic books, cartoons, and Dungeons and Dragons were all being influenced by the devil, because he needed dorks in hel...
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