The results of the first round of Poxco Regional Wrestling's Wrestle-By-Mail Wrestlaclysm are in! We, two men running a comedy website in the year 2020, formed a wrestle-by-mail game company where readers could create their own grapplers and battle our PRW All-Stars to see if their creations have what ...
2020-09-22 12:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm pretty pissed I spent over thirty years unaware that I could get psychic powers for the same price as endless shrimp at Red Lobster. That's right, for just $15.99, you could own a real VHS tape that will teach you how to be psychic! I only have exactly $15.99 to spare, and it was a tough decision, ...
2020-09-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting dire in the streaming era. Nearly everyone has their own streaming service. I do. It’s called Brok and so far I only have the rights to rebroadcast a Slovakian public access documentary about tainted wells and every single episode of Joey. I’ve made eighteen dollars this...
2020-09-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
For centuries, romantic couples knew only eight "insanely creative ways to show love." Finally, decades after fuck scholars had given up, Grace Edwards published CRAZY LOVE which promised "More Than 200 Insanely Creative Ways to Show Love!" There was only one problem. Grace Edwards was a liar-- a stupi...
2020-09-17 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to rescue every monkey that knew how to flip someone off. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate ...
2020-09-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
When we last left Cody, flying Sky Marshal of the Universe, he had taken a bothersome shoulder bonk and was tumbling off a cliff to his certain death!
How is flying Cody, the flying Commando of the skies going to get out of this one!? Can you guess? You have only seconds left to guess!
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy a company hovercraft. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archi...
2020-09-14 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wanted to visit Cleveland, Georgia? Probably not because you know someplace is shitty when it’s not even the name brand version of Cleveland. Or, maybe there’s just something ab...
2020-09-11 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to become immune to human laws. It succ...
2020-09-10 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1950s, it was pretty normal for a superhero to be some guy with a rocket pack. One of those superheroes was known as Commando Cody - Sky Marshal of The Universe! ...
2020-09-09 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy the Gymkata zombie vill...
2020-09-08 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This book is called How to Catch Fairies which you might think to mean something like "how to find the magic inside yourself" or "craft shopping on a budget," but it's exactly what it so...
2020-09-07 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOnce, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to skywrite a new penis every day of the week. It su...
2020-09-04 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi, readers of 1900HOTDOG! It's Fucking Day, so let's share the most erotic of activities: the board game. "What a sarcastic fellow," you're thinking, but no, warm those genitals up and lo...
2020-09-03 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHi, I’m Robert Brockway from the Internet. You may know me from my time at Cracked.com, an affiliate store website that also once published comedy. I wrote a series called “Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Mis...
2020-09-02 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There was once a man named Bruce Tegner who spent the '70s writing the same martial arts book over and over and over then changing the name of the martial art on the cover. He was a shin-kick...
2020-09-01 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Hot Dogs, please light the SOMBER INTROSPECTION AND GENITAL ENLARGEMENT incense that I know you all bought from the Olde 1900HOTDOG Catalogue for Healthe, Wellnesse, and Amateur Crime-fightinge<...
2020-08-31 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1980, Archie Comics Group published Archie #298 of the Archie Series, and I am here 40 years later to make the case for it being the craziest comic ever published. It is the first media of any kind to ever...
2020-08-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostVideo games are just a normal thing people do now in between pornography and sleep, and it’s great. But Gamers, as a culture, are still pretty vile. They have a lot of problems with women. And minorities. A...
2020-08-27 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1977, the Super Friends introduced brother and sister teen aliens who had the ill-defined ability to transform into any kind of animal and any kind of water when they touched. The "Wonder ...
2020-08-26 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere are exactly two categories of human on this earth: Those who can recite most of the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film Cobra by heart, and those who only know it as, "That movie where Sly eats a piec...
2020-08-25 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFirst of all: WOW. Thank you for supporting 1-900-Hot-Dog! When Robert and Sean launched this thing... I gotta admit, I thought it’d fail. I didn’t think the Internet could support a daily publication cov...
2020-08-24 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway: The 1980s and ‘90s were periods of rapid, tumultuous societal change. There was really only one unifying thread binding them together: Their undying certainty that gangs all hung ...
2020-08-21 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway: Oh shit, it’s Podcasting Day! Because there are new podcast episodes right here! That’s right, plural! Here’s 2020-08-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan film structure (see below), and we set out to find the best moment from each one. Not the best sequenc...
2020-08-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan film structure (see below), and we set out to find the best moment from each one. Not the best sequenc...
2020-08-18 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThere was once a hugely successful martial arts actor known in Asia for his daring, creative stunts. After a dozen hit kung fu films this man finally made his American debut in 1980 with... The Big Brawl<...
2020-08-17 15:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnthropologists believe the very first joke was invented some two million years ago, when a Homo habilis held an oversized elongated object up to his crotch and said, "Whoa, look at this! Haha. Eh? H...
2020-08-14 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou know those anime games about collecting and sort of phantom-banging schoolgirls? Th-
What is comedy? Is there a learnable architecture to making others laugh? Yes, of course. Comedy is one thing to all people: elements of the game Minecraft scattered without reason among the last wor...
2020-08-12 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
