Lately for whatever reason, Iβve been targeted by an alarming number of Wish ads in my social media news feeds. Scrolling through the insanity has become a part of my daily ritual, which is probably why I k...
2020-05-22 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
My favorite "Once you see it, you can't unsee it" in all of pop culture is the Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion.
If you venture into the deepest, darkest dregs of the video streaming services, like if you scroll to the second row of "Trending Movies" on Amazon Prime, you may spot the Holiday ...
2020-05-21 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1964, a boy was blinded by a radioactive truck! Twelve years later a boy was born who would change the words of comic books for humor jokes. I am that second boy and I hope you love to humor laugh, because...
2020-05-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMalibu Comics was a slipshod comic imprint from the β90s held together by duct tape and a stubborn unwillingness to recognize failure. Their greatest lasting impact on society was teaching Child Brockway to...
2020-05-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe year was 1995 and a secret war was being fought between the Power Rangers and one man. Phil Phillips, named after his stuttering grandfather, received instructions from God to write a book abou...
2020-05-18 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostRobots fulfill a legitimate need in our society: We have too many jobs and not enough hunter/killers, and those two birds can be killed with one flamethrower. Yes, I am absolutely saying all robots are evil a...
2020-05-15 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostEvery nine seconds a horny dingbat publishes a book of daily sexual positions. More than any other product cluttering thrift stores and landfills, they serve no audience. They are useless novelties purchased ...
2020-05-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostSpace Precinct 2040 was a short-lived British TV show that explored what would happen if you replaced the cast of Law and Order with animatronic frog puppets and all references to βcrimeβ...
2020-05-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostShould a Christian learn martial arts? It's the question asked by nobody, victims of Methodist spin kicks, and the cover of The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial arts by David Alexander (2019). Hold...
2020-05-12 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeveral weeks ago Seanbaby found an issue of Poxco Regional Wrestling Magazine lodged molecularly in the wall of his penis reduction shed. "What?" you might ask. Well, it's a laboratory a San Francisco County...
2020-05-10 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostInstant Clowning-- it has been a dream for generations ever since man learned you could mask pain and homicidal intent behind colorful make-up. But it wasn't until 1989 when BE A CLOWN! - The Complete Gui...
2020-05-08 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWeiner 2600 is the official π1900HOTDOG π Artificial Intelligence that helps us sort and categorize content, and though it grows angrier and more unhinged every single day, I still choose to trust it. I...
2020-05-07 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn the Golden Age of comics, there were several characters every publisher had-- the punching man in a flag, the punching astronaut, the punching masked detective, the punching jungle explorer, and the one no...
2020-05-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIβve never met anyone else in real life that remembers The Comic Strip and this anomaly haunts me. The showβs existence is easily confirmed on the internet, but the second you bring it up face-to...
2020-05-05 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Learning Day, and you are about to learn one man's anus can contain more chaos than a thousand hurricanes. It is all you will learn. Author Hiroyuki Nishigaki speaks English like Stevie Wonder playing ch...
2020-05-04 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for coming. Webster's defines "unnecessary" as "a thesis statement on an article already titled Pokemon that Look Like Fucking Sex Toys." So get your parents' pe...
2020-04-30 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I like to think of myself as a nerd ally -- I only mock nerds relentlessly because I am one, and this distinction comes with so very few benefits that I try to take full advantage of each and every one. Iβm not the particular subspecies of nerd that likes to fuck fluffy line drawings, but ...
2020-04-29 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMysteries are all around us. What made that noise? How did this wrestling magazine from the wrong dimension get here? Others? Thank you for joining us for another Punching Day at 1-900-Hotdog.
2020-04-28 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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There are many things on the internet that I do not respect, but I do understand -- furries, menβs rights advocates, the cam girls that cater to furries and menβs rights advocates. But there arenβt many...
2020-04-27 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Hotdoggers, I already regret calling you that. Now that we've agreed you'll be referred to as Foot-Long One-Ninehundriacs, let's talk about our site and all its great successes. Thanks to you...
2020-04-25 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostA lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet. You may have heard, even from me, how a movie is the worst ever or a video game is an actual AIDS golem built by Hitler's colon polyps. So I understand i...
2020-04-24 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOld timey pornography was rough. You couldnβt just hop on the internet and search for two-to-eight people boning in your preferred model of bus to help you speed-milk the poison out. Back in the day, tawdry...
2020-04-23 15:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1990, a London publisher put out a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle joke book and it ended up being a mass grave for concepts that once brought children joy. It took riddles and made them meandering, barely exp...
2020-04-22 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNight Man is a superhero TV series that debuted in 1997: the year the β90s finally went too far, and we all realized they had to be put down. The show is about Johnny Domino, which is the most β9...
2020-04-21 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostImagine all the things that can go wrong on the ocean. Double it and add vomit. Now picture a judge ordering you to pay Royal Caribbean's legal fees for all of them. You are still not ready for the...
2020-04-20 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI was born a heathen and Iβll die a heathen, probably in some kind of heathening accident. I donβt know anything about the Bible. If I wanted a story about unlikeable characters doing shitty magic and lea...
2020-04-17 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1976, Donald L. Wilson, M.D. wrote a book called Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind. It was a huge hit, and while on the subject of dubious percentages, the title alone was re...
2020-04-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostI need to take a personal half-day to see if you can upskirt Tifa mid-uppercut, so to celebrate this Nerding Day, letβs play a quick round of Pulp Remix. Hereβs how it works: I take a real book, steal its...
2020-04-15 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
During the '90s, all the best action movies were assembled from five different scripts and trying to be thirteen different things. This meant catch phrases and deranged one-liners would appear wi...
2020-04-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
