Chapter 20: I’m Not a Businessman. I’m a Business, Man!
Dunshire Equities, LA. January 2006
“I thought you had a heart full of gold! I was wrong! All you have is a mind full of asses!”
Anita Specter, my agent and personal attack shark, had turned her teeth against me.
What I assumed was meant to be a start of the year business me...
2024-03-18 18:06:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 19.5: Grint Chocolate Chip
WB Offices London, UK. December 2005.
Was there a curse on the movies or something? Rupert couldn’t help but have that thought as he shook the new director’s hand. “Nice to meet you, David Yates.” Were they going to have another major production change after two more movies? Ay-yay-yay. 2024-03-16 18:12:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 19: Hard Pressed
Leicester Square, London, UK. November 2005
Fame held a hell of a lot of advantages. The money in relation to the effort - at least when you get as lucky as I did, or are the product of nepotism - is fairly unbeatable. As I grow older, I personally was thankful for the women, too. But I’m vehemently not a fan of fame, for ...
2024-03-14 16:32:59 +0000 UTC View PostDISCLAIMER
This chapter contains explicit sex with an adult woman.
Chapter 18X: Final-D
Universal Studios, LA. November 2005.
It wasn’t long after the aeroplane’s landing tyres kissed the tarmac at LAX’s runway that the tires of my personal blue Silvia S-15 were grinding sideways across the set for one of the last ...
2024-03-13 18:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 18.5: Tofu Or Not Tofu? That’s a Dumb Question.
Yongen Jaya, Tokyo. October 2005.
Let me paint a picture for you. A large individual with a bountiful bosom cradles a much smaller person, swaddled only in a towel, in their arms out of a bath.
If you pictured a mother carrying out her fresh new baby from the shower, then you’d be as ...
2024-03-11 17:42:54 +0000 UTC View PostHello all members,
Another week brings you another four chapters.
IoTV! 16.5, 17, 17.5, and 18 have been added to the saga.
This upcoming week Tokyo Drift will powerslide to the finish line, and Bas will be reunited with the HP cast.
Tune in next week!
Xoxo
Bar Calak
Chapter 18: Twinkie’s Delivery Service
Hawthorne Plaza, LA. September 2005.
[I was inside Hulk with two other people.
Twinkie (Bow Wow) and Reiko (Keiko Kitagawa) introduced me, Sean, to Tokyo's underground drift scene after I hopped out of the chunky green family machine.
Eyebrows up, jaw down, the camera tracked...
2024-03-09 13:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17.5: Crash Test Dummy
Santa Fe, California. August 2005.
Arse over tea kettle was becoming less of an accident and more of a lifestyle for me.
Between wire work, animatronic creatures, underwater sequences, and now car crash stunts, I spent just as much time right side up as upside down.
When shooting auto crashes for film and t...
2024-03-07 12:37:43 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17: Caboose Fronting
Warner Brothers Offices, LA. August 2005.
What happens when you take a goose and push it away from the front?
Well, according to my dialect coach, the answer to that riddle was: you get a Texan accent.
“So when you try to say the letter ‘i’ or whenever you’re trying to sound out a word with that vowel...
2024-03-06 06:19:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 16.5: Funny Face
Leavesden Studios, UK. April 2005.
“Turn to the left, then turn to the right. Now strike a pose.” You’d think with filming now completely and totally finished, there wouldn’t be so many cameras pointed in my face.
Snap, snap, snap! The shuttering lens of the photographer’s camera clicked out louder t...
2024-03-04 17:44:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello all members,
Whew! What a crazy week.
5 Chapters of IoTV! were released Monday to Friday:
Chapters 14, 14X, 15, 15.5, and 16 - totaling nearly 12k words.
For the foreseeable future I will be using this model of 'post when done' chapters for more consistent updating. As I've found that its bred a greater level of engagement, as well as being better suited to my own ...
2024-03-03 09:52:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 16: Hystery
The Creature Shop, Leavesden. December 2004.
Tenta-vision or tele-squision? I contemplated what name better suited the massive mechanical puppets made to look like the Black Lake’s giant squid.
Today was a bit of a special day at Leavesden, particularly for me. Mrs Stephens was visiting.
As a bit of an early Christm...
2024-03-01 08:11:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15.5: Pulling Out Mall the Stops
Bas’s Caravan, UK. November 2004.
‘Hello, Moto!’ sounded the ringtone of my recently purchased Motorola RAZR. You bet your sweet cheeks I bought the hot pink one, too.
I flicked my thumb and flipped it open with full authority. “New phone, who dis?”
“You know damn wel...
2024-02-29 13:20:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15: Enter the Sandman
Leavesden Studios, UK. September 2004.
If the thick rope binding me to an uncomfortable reaper headstone didn't clue me in enough, the fact that the same length of jute gagged me was a clear sign that the production team had likely tired of my smart mouth.
Nearly a month like this left lots of time for regrets and...
2024-02-28 09:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostDISCLAIMER
This chapter contains explicit sex. As Bas commences his journey into adulthood, certain aspects of life are unavoidable. Scenes like the following will be few and far between, but they will be present where I deem they add to the story. The women Bas involves himself with will always be adults. With that out of the way, enjoy the chapter!
Chapter...
2024-02-27 06:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Warner Brother's internal file on Bas Rhys.
2024-02-26 13:15:53 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I get to the update, to all my new and returning members, my deep and sincere thanks.
This has been a stellar month, one I hope to continue by pushing out chapter after chapter for your enjoyment.
Your collective support and engagement has genuinely kept me going and has really been a pillar in justifying my decision to write.
So once again, my gratitude to all of you!<...
2024-02-26 12:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14: Rated (R)ock to the Rhythm
TCL Chinese Theatre, LA. June, 2004.
I was in the lap of luxury. And by that, I meant I was curled up with a blanket in the trunk of a minivan.
The rich and famous traveling in style was a long established phenomenon. Why no one bothered to tell me that style was akin to that of a hobo, I’ll never know....
2024-02-26 12:08:20 +0000 UTC View PostMagic Hands/Clear Heads
Featuring: Harry Potter, Penelope Clearwater
Tags: Massage, Feet, Fingering
There was so much more to magic than death and destruction.
Yet after Voldemort’s fall at my hands, it seemed the only options my future was offering led down those same paths.
Did I return to Hogwarts for a last year and do my bes...
2024-02-25 09:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13.5: Tumble Tour
Leavesden Studios, UK. May 2004.
It was a damned good thing that our dance instructor was scheduled to come to teach us next month, because I’d never seen a group of more rhythmically challenged people in either life.
Plates of pudding moved with greater grace. “You’ve got a fake peg leg, are currently blind in ...
2024-02-23 17:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13: Casting Couch Potato
WB Offices London, UK. March 2004.
“Bas! There you are!” My popularity knew no bounds, not even half a step into the building, and I’d already been accosted.
A harried looking middle-aged woman hastened over to me. My old friend the script supervisor followed much more sedately behind her and gave me a ge...
2024-02-23 04:55:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12.5: Sideways Side Quests
LA, California. January 2004.
Filming was done, so I’d flown back home. Cuaron had stayed on the project, and Goblet of Fire would be monumentally better than it would have been otherwise. I’d seen that travesty enough times to truly learn to hate it - especially after being in the revamped versions of...
2024-02-22 05:43:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12: Red Mist(letoe).
London, UK. September 2003.
Bullets whizzed over my head. The sound of gunfire and screams echoed all around me.
The peaceful life I’d grown accustomed to had disappeared and in its place, this hellscape had risen. I ducked behind a crumbling wall, my own gun clutched firm in my grip, finger on the trigger ready ...
2024-02-21 18:40:40 +0000 UTC View PostHello and belated Valentine's to all my members!
I have released all of this week's chapters for your leisure. I hope you continue to enjoy and as always I'm eager to hear your thoughts!
Just FYI with this release Patreon members are a full two weeks ahead of the public - and this gap is only going to grow!
On the Wednesday the 21st I'll begin releasing the following chapters:...
2024-02-16 16:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 11.5: Black Flag
Leavesden Studios, UK. August 2003.
The ultra rich had ultra strange hobbies, like building a fully animatronic two-story house inside another larger warehouse. I ought not to complain though, considering I was going to be one of the tenants of said robot house for the next several days, if not weeks.
If it wasn’t qu...
2024-02-16 15:46:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 11: What’s the Rub?
Durham Cathedral, UK. May 2003.
Have you ever been snug as a bug in a rug? I have, and I can relay with full confidence that the sensations my body is feeling now are decidedly not it.
I tried to ignore the irritating prickle of the scratchy blanket we’d been given to stave off that jagged hardness of the stone ...
2024-02-15 16:51:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10.5: Crumpled Clothes
Leavesden Studio, UK. March, 2003.
Alfonso Cuarón and Chris Colombus had entirely different directing styles. Chris always had a very good idea in his head of how he wanted a scene to look and as long as we as actors could reach his vision closely enough, even if he had a turd in hand, he’d polish it in post so at l...
2024-02-14 23:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10: Button Down
London, UK. January, 2003.
His bed was calling out to him. Like soft whispers from a lover, he heard his name being whispered in his mind. “Neil. Neil. Neil. “
But he disregarded his desires and knuckled down to get the screenplay finished. His next meeting with JK Rowling and the producers was in less than...
2024-02-14 23:53:08 +0000 UTC View PostHello Members,
I know it's been less than a week, so I hope I'm not doing these too often, but I do have the next scheduled update set.
On Wednesday the 14th of February I will release the following:
I'm on TV! Chapters 10, 10.5, 11, and a bonus chapter 11.5.
I hope you'll enjoy my Valentine's gift when it drops!
Xoxo
Bar Calak
2024-02-12 11:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostPine Flesh
Featuring: Harry Potter, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil
Tags: Twins, Cunnilingus, Defloration
No dark lords, no murder plots, and lots of quidditch. It was safe to say that attending 8th year instead of auror training was the best decision I’d made since abandoning the Dursleys.
Life was peaceful for the first time in my existen...
2024-02-09 10:24:11 +0000 UTC View Post