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Dairymancer sound track

I wanted a sinister surfy sound for the Teal Mist theme, I mostly used the instruments from the tense conversation track in Sweet Boy Beach.  I like the chillwave drum kit.  

Fernando's Dairymancer theme is a simple repetition, I made it as a placeholder but it was so suitable I didn't end up changing much about it.  

Dairymancer

This is the story of a young upstart challenging a veteran for sexy man clout.  My goal was to finish it in 4 weeks and I did it in a shade under.  I've tried to write short fight scenes with threadbare premises for the purposes of fun short projects before, I think this one clicks nicely.  It's not intended to be the first of a series or anything like that, but if you'd like to ...

Dairymancer update

I'm aiming to finish the Dairymancer short at the end of this week.  Tomorrow I will finish the animation, and then I have 4 days to finish the music, sfx, 2 new board member drawings and also an ad read for Surfshark.

One of the last things I have to animate is Fernando walking away from camera with an ass wiggle double bounce shown above.  I actually don't know if I c...

Dairymancer short

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The above video is a work in progress, it is just to show the voice of the archer elf on the right.  I didn't expect that he would turn out to be Australian but the voice actor Business Orc tried this voice and it's funny (he's American btw).  It reminds me of the elves in th...

SMELL MY AXE

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The Stench of Failure is coming along nicely, I'm up to the first cluster of action shots.

Here's Treshtog getting startled by a Llama while peeing.  I was g...

Meth Orcs Smelly update

I changed the name from Ambush to The Stench of Failure.  Much better title!  My other title idea is Big and Wet but that is not as relevant to the story as these two, so I'm pretty sure it will stay as The Stench of Failure.

The settings are quite varied in previous Meth Orcs, for this one I imagined it taking place in a nice country side wit...

Help! A goat ate my shorts! plus Fernando's shower technique

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Some of you will have already seen Help! A goat ate my shorts!  This version includes an extra scene afterwards where Gooseman gives Fernando some audience feedback and Fernando discusses his shower technique.

2023-09-04 06:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Five Dolla

This one took me a while to unpick and find an order that works.  I think it would be a bit dull if it didn't have the melodic bridge parts but I didn't come up with them until near the end.  I like that there were so many gross grandpa suggestions because of the aborted grandpa song in the cartoon.  That kind of chaotic seeping is one thing I love about the collab projects.

Uncle Warren visits his friends WIP video

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I intended to make this sooner, what delayed me was figuring out how to extend the track.  Hopefully this is interesting enough to watch.

You may have already seen the first 30 seconds I posted it a while back, I didn't want to post shots that included gnomes at the time to avoid ...

Uncle Warren's tune extended

Quite a few people asked for this tune to be extended and I wanted to make an extended version of the work in progress video for the entire Uncle Warren forest scene.  I felt I needed to break it down in the middle, mostly because I like the subsequent buildup, hopefully it is satisfying for the people who liked the short version of this track.  I don't do them often but I like progra...

Help! A goat ate my shorts!

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This is the first scene of Fernando and Gooseman's adult film up until the adult part (It's all the manwhore guild will allow us to show.).

If you want to see the rest you'll have to sail out to international waters and even then I can't promise anything.

Is it because Gooseman d...

Help! A goat ate my shorts! theme

I've been noodling this on the guitar for ages and I'm glad I think I found a nice use for it finally.  I ripped the chorus progression from "The sun whose rays are all ablaze" by Gillbert & Sullivan.

Fantastic shorts + Gooseman toy

Fernando is having a great day showing off his shiny new shorts.

I went all out with the background, I want it to feel like he's at a picturesque farm.  There's only a few backgrounds in this so I don't feel like it's a huge commitment.

2023-08-11 12:52:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Where did the Gnomes go? soundtrack + MP4

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I enjoy any excuse to make a dance track.  I wanted to create a similar energy to the Madonna track used in the gnomes video I linked to in the main post without being derivative.

I used the same track in the majority of the cartoon that I u...

Where did the Gnomes go? soundtrack

I enjoy any excuse to make a dance track.  I wanted to create a similar energy to the Madonna track used in the gnomes video I linked to in the main post without being derivative.  

I used the same track in the majority of the cartoon that I used in the last cartoon GRFO, which is actually a track from 2008 I used in the Angry Dog series if anyone remembers that.  I conside...

Where did the Gnomes Go?

Unlisted Youtube mirror if you prefer or if patreon video does not work for you.  I'm not sure patreon's video function is up to sharing full projects yet so please don't hesitate to use the mirror.

For now I am releasing the cartoon just for patrons, so please do not share it (yet).  I will uplo...

Gnome update

It's almost finished, I think I will have it ready to show in the first couple of days of next month.

After that I'm planning on making the first scene of Help!  A goat ate my shorts!  It's a short idea, I don't think it will take longer than 2 weeks.

2023-07-25 00:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Gnome update: Forest WIP

This is my first time making one of these, let me know if it's interesting, once the cartoon is finished I'll make one of the entire forest sequence but the second half contains spoilers so I won't share it until everyone has had a chance to see the cartoon.

I received lots of great suggestions for the 5 dolla song collab, at the moment my plans are to spend the rest of this mont...

What if Grandpa was a busty schoolgirl? hm??

Made this quick one with my Gooseman's jamboree assets from a year ago.  I still think this series idea is solid even though neither of the music videos (Earthly Pleasure and Purrnando) did well.  But perhaps it suits more of a lofi approach, I'll see what suggestions people write for the 5 dolla song and how it progresses but I do not plan to make a full on music vi...

Going for a stroll

I'm almost properly back on Gnomes cartoon, just 1 or 2 days more of work project to do, but given there's not much of the month left I have paused Patreon again.  No one will be charged on July 1st!

It's been nice animating leathery old piece of shit Uncle Warren again.

2023-06-19 05:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon pause (pic unrelated)

I mentioned it in my last post but I thought I'd mention it again in case anyone was wondering, but I've been doing working this month and have paused the patreon, so no one will be charged on June 1st.  I've almost finished, it is a short one off job that I was pretty keen to do so I thought it was worth it.

I reframed the scene I uploaded 2023-05-29 11:40:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Gooseman shows Fernando some yiff (Where did the Gnomes go? teaser)

The premise of this scene is that Gooseman wants to pivot to making content for zoomers and Fernando wants to know what they like so he can appeal to them.

One thing that will probably stick out to you is the art Fernando is looking at.  I'm hoping that I'll be able to have a mosaic tile censored version on youtube, with an uncensored version on Newgrounds.  I uploaded ...

Gooseman Runs for Office - 2 Extra Scenes

Here's the extra scenes for Gooseman Runs for Office I storyboarded but decided not to animate.  

They weren't part of the original script but I felt like there were too many lizard threads thrown out there and not worked with, so I attempted an ending that would resolve them.  However, in my opinion it didn't improve the cartoon enough for me to justify animating them.  I ...

GRFO sound track + MP4

GRFO contains 2 new tracks and 2 old ones.

Woah Woah is something i've been kicking about on my guitar for over a year now.

Some of you may recognise Todd's Office, it was originally George's Theme in an old series I made in 2008 called Angry Dog.   I used it as placeholder music but it fit so well I kept it in the final version.

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GRFO sound track

GRFO contains 2 new tracks and 2 old ones.  

Woah Woah is something i've been kicking about on my guitar for over a year now.  

Some of you may recognise Todd's Office, it was originally George's Theme in an old series I made in 2008 called Angry Dog.   I used it as placeholder music but it fit so well I kept it in the final ve...

Gooseman Runs for Office

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This is the story of Gooseman's campaign for a senate seat.  Things go from bad to worse when he is sabotaged by an old rival...

I storyboarded two extra scenes about the lizard prime minister to try and enhance this, but they didn't improve it for me enough to jus...

Switched back to Gooseman Runs for Office

Just a reminder if you didn't see my last post, no one will be billed on April 1st.  I worked for over half of this month on a job.

I've switched back to Gooseman Runs for Office.  I finished the Where did the Gnomes Go? animatic but decided it was better to switch back.  I'll shelve Gnomes for a while, I might even make another Meth Orcs 2023-03-29 01:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post