Bonus Ep 81 - Comedy Orgasm

Weird one to eat through

Liam Manion

ok but Cody’s hair looks really good this

Micaela Stephens

I haven't laughed this hard since the autotune bit bro

This episode alone is worth the monthly $7

Erica pierce

Right? In my experience it makes it more difficult to view

Nathan Badillo None

I subbed to this Patreon just for these last 15 minutes and I haven't cum this hard since that one summer with my uncle

Mintesinot Mehari Teklu

There is one semen collector on Alibaba that accepts visa and apple play lol

Nathan

i have rewatched the last 15 minutes over 20 times

i keep rewatching the last 40 seconds shit has me cryingggg at how hard noel is laughing

Sonia

Why are these on vimeo

Jonathan Myers

That last bit was so good. Cody having to walk off at the end 😂😂

Laura Lewis

Bro my face hurts from that last bit, fuck

Older people in Wisconsin really will add Ys into shit kinda like you said. "Can I get two sugar pyackets"

Daniel Blakeman

"you're not even liam neeson" and "imagine a single one of your balls being sliced out of your ballsack" in a gary v voice will be stuck in my head forever

Everett

Ok, let me get this straight. So its perfectly fine for women to "paint" with their menstruation on video, but make one joke about dick cheese and you'll get fired? Absolute insanity. Have they met the studentbody before? They are saying and joking about way worse stuff then that. Where have all the grown ups gone? We could really use one rn. Get that old fashioned "putting the foot down". 😅

Jennifer murphy

i was gasping for air on that gary v bit XD XD XD

TotalADHD

I was literally dying at the last bit

grandma juice broooooo

Astro_

the last ten minutes was the freakin best lolol

ngl watched it 3 times so far

i haven’t laughed this hard in forever holy shit😂😭

omg u guys cackling in the end really was the cherry on top

Tamara

rewatched the last 10 minutes probably a good 3 times. each time was better than the last. so damn funny.

Joey95

The end bit had me busting up laughing 😂😭

Richard Wilcox

I live in SR and when they said Sonoma state I was like wtf

Cameron Hickerson

the end of this episode took me back to laughing in a ps4 party with my friends at 3am

Will

Counterpoint: it did

I was pretty bummed when I heard about the tour because I had front row tickets, but what the fuck are you supposed to do with the pandemic STILL going on??

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

just had a triple shotgun comedy orgasm from the last 10 min

Weston Barnes

Gary v tik tok undefeated

homicide

gary v as the next jigsaw

Summer

to fucking funny

i’m autistic and don’t emote or laugh literally at all when i’m not around people, my brain is literally not wired to, and i was in fucking tears with a stomach cramp by the end of this

omens

Literally crying laughing. One of the best episodes

Billy Cushing

they have the most contagious laughs I swearrrr 😂

Do you know which episode that is? I been trying to find it because I remember that being ridiculous.

I’m so fucking excited to hear your reactions to Elon’s SNL performance lmao

Alex

as someone from the north of the uk that shit did NOT sound like me fellas 😭

Abigail Humphrys

I had to pause the video so many times to finish laughing just so I could hear the rest of the bit. Such a good episode boys

A snapchat headline I just read said “This celebrity really failed their business idea” talking about your mood rings wtf 😭😭😂

Kelly

One of the funniest episodes to date, good shit boys.

Best ending

Tiamael Golding

This episode was a rollercoaster ride, I tried to made lunch while listening to this, after a couple of second these boys tell me to go watch the video, I stop the podcast and make myself some lunch. I am sitting down at my computer to watch the episode and these MF's are talking about penis cheese.I am fucking furious but I love them so I keep watching. During the whole episode I am feeling so bad for Cody, who needs to sit trough this while having flashes of anxiety. At the end this absolute legend, Noel Miller, is so fucking funny that Cody has to leave the room. Now this is what I call a podcast episode, Thank you boys.

i dont like to imagine because ideas are shit so every morning i wake up and run over my infant daughter with a ford f350 and reverse over her soft skull 8 times until it resembles strawberry jelly. i record it and rewatch it in slow motion for 4 hours before work just so i am reminded that it doesnt matter that i didnt sell any necklaces. but its not like you would listen to me, i'm just a small balled greasy tendy ketchup dick loser.

jack cordova

it's really nice of cody and noel to email the university and try to get that girl's job back

Best BZ eppy to date. Thank you for making my Monday

Camden Bathras

Completely agree

I have never felt more proud to be a Patreon supporter than at the end of this episode cuz I shit you not TMG, I was in tears. Some of the funniest bits and content in years so thank you guys, you still got it

Jessen Haug

Hope Cody was ok! Lol

The last 10 minutes had me wheezing

Noel threw out his meds

Charlie Sheen

Fucking hell I was trying to keep it together at work listening to that

Hey, Im from Czech Republic. Prochazka is a spiritual person and obviously Cody and Noel don’t know shit about that. I’m kinda disappointed that these two have mentioned cultural thing when they are making such a jokes. He is just a warrior. That’s all. So please don’t be like that to Prochazka. Je tu někdo z česka?

Hey, Im from Czech Republic. Prochazka is a spiritual person and obviously Cody and Noel don’t know shit about that. I’m kinda disappointed that these two have mentioned cultural thing when they are making such a jokes. He is just a warrior. That’s all. So please don’t be like that to Prochazka.

free marissa she aint do nothin

Junayeed

you commented on the video post

Czech listener here. That hair is definitely not a cultural thing.

Tereza

Currently laughing my ass off at 1:30am while eating a blt

non-patreoners are MISSING out bro

John Braddock

I didn’t think anything could top the TMG Birthday Autotune for me, but that last Gary V bit was unbelievable

CheeseheaDuke

I’m fucking crying rn omg that list bit is so great

Matt

After the move to space, this is going to be the Year of One

With the talk about the Sperm collector the boys have officially cum full circle from the Blowjob Robot

Eric Shea

Bro I almost threw up at that last bit I was laughing too hard

Carlos Perez

Gary Vee is like his pseudonym he uses online, but it's Gary V. technically speaking (Gary Vaynerchuk). That last bit killed me.

Bro I attend Sonoma State, I wish they would’ve mentioned y’all were gonna be guests for that event wtff

Phi Tran

Where can I find the video of this episode. I’m dying of laugher from just audio

Theses episodes lately are amazing.

ANTHONY

Have to say boys you’ve stepped up to another level since the move to space. Was already great, but now it’s incredible.

Steven Belsham

the camera panning to cody's empty chair while everyone's dying laughing lmao

I love that you can see the exact moment Noel looks at the can of Liquid Death and comes up with the final joke.

Benjamin Welch

I can't tell if cody has anxiety or it's just a bit

paul

Was about to fall asleep until the last bit came on & just threw the concept of sleep out the window completely 💀

Alex Baker

Missed out on a good bop it joke there

i'm so glad these men exist

emily

so you’re interested in drop-shipping? imagine yourself suspended by electric tape above a burning pile of shit, being skinned alive with a chainsaw with 24kGoldn singing mood for 8 hours, with no food except cracker barrel sauce

Spencer Chapman

stomach hurt so much i felt like i was being SUCKED OFF by the semen collector

Nathan

This will go down as one of the most legendary bone zones of all time

I didn’t sell enough earrings, my dick is beaten to a pulp and my whole family is dead....... worst day ever. Thanks Gary

When Noel said “imagine a single one of your balls being sliced out of your ball sack” I just fucking died in the back room at work

Last part of the episode made me spit my water out and crash my car it was so funny.... thanks guys!!!!

is it Gary V or Gary Vee bc I've see people say both

Sooraj Gupta

new policy only the sassiest gay twink at the college gets to moderate your discussions, especially if they don't know you guys are and are constantly signaling how much they don't want to be there

Creamer

Poor Cody was dying from an energy drink and noel had to absolute shred his remaining will to live.

Valerie De La Cruz

My abs hurt just as much as Cody.

Valerie De La Cruz

demented gary vee is the greatest bit of all time

TheCosmicLad

The ending to this episode and the Travis Scott auto tune bit are easily the two bits that have made me laugh the hardest

Ben E

Can you buy those neat space chairs anywhere here on earth

Aye I go to Bentley and I work for the Student Programs and Engagement sector that helped put on the show. I only do marketing for the events but I'll put a word in lmao

Sam Aube

lmao im dying, imagine her asking an innocent question about bread and they spend like 20 minutes rambling about getting SUCKED OFF

William Jones

noel laughing at cody walking off was even funnier than the bit itself i'm in tears man

My favorite thing about this is Kyle and Luke in the background laughing

Gabriela

Ay I love those old mk movies to but those movies were trash compared to the new one, my nostalgia can't overlook that, it's not great but it's not that bad, plus that hand snake thing was made up for the movies and was never cool.

Richmond Hill

im literally bawling at the juice collector bit holy shit

Waves

That Gary Vee bit is right up there with squatting 680 and the autotune podcast birthday. Top tier podcast moment, great episode guys

Dylan Tuttle

i laughed so hard i puked demented Gary V perfect way to end the bonezone

The Gary V bit had me fucking crying, this is why I’ve been subscribed for the past three years

Lindsey Paulson

holy fuck

heather nusz

I thought those were electric razors at first...

2oV

hope you’re doing better, sending you all the love & support <3

Mariana Rico

My business prof just had the whole class do a discussion on a Garry V interview really trying to be like "this guy has some good points discuss the marketing strategies he talked about:" and now all I can think about is this bit

First time i've cried while laughing to a pod hahaha

Brian Sotnick

Holy shit that gary vee bit had me rolling

M4sterTh1ef

s/o to ssu's shitty promo for you guys - all of my friends subscribe to the patreon and this was the first we heard about you two performing at our school. majorly bummed

so you wanna be the next big twitch streamer huh kid? imagine your mother dangling over a boiling hot vat of chicken grease. THATS the kind of drive tyler ninja blevins had when he was coming up can you handle it?

michael

im listening at work the gary vee bit had me laughing so hard but my supervisor was standing next to me and i didnt want to seem insane so i started wheezing quietly under my breath and i like choked on an inhale and started coughing so hard i gagged and my supervisor looked at me like i murdered someone

michael

WOAH i said the exact same thing i hadn’t even read your comment.....their power

Sam Wiener

jesus christ that garyvee bit murdered me. haven’t cry-laughed in a while 😭 i rly wanna know what Noel was gonna say with the Liquid Death joke

Sam Wiener

In person pod is always a slaperooni

Brett Anderson

i saw cody drinking the red bull in the reg episode and i thought oh no :( bc i can’t have caffeine or it gives me panic attacks. glad to see you pushed through it! this episode really dinged off

Paige Graham

I got broken up with this week, so thank you guys for making me smile for the first time in 3 days :’))

Rachel

Just fucking perfect

Eric Shepperd

cody's mickey mouse was too good im crying

marythecowboy

Had to stop listening just to comment this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at dick cheese jokes

Ines

bro i thought the "meme opening" of ep. 175 left me in tears, but the "demented gary vee" bit DESTROYED me lmao. i was in tears and my head was killin me from laughing too hard.

Delinda Arts

Between Terry and the bit at the end this has been a top tier week. Thanks boys

“That’s what I call my pubes” “Mango flavor bitch” Btw the way Cody’s anxiety affects him makes me feel seen af

Nay

So you’re interested in podcasting, right? Picture a runaway chimpanzee just absolutely demolishing your best friend with a disgusting right hand, and then two more come in and stomp him out with timberland brand boots. Even worse tik tok influencers start recording it and now your dead friend is the “chimp guy” all over social media. So yeah, think about that when you can’t sell a pair of earrings

Andres Martinez

That fuckass palm snake is the best and you know it.

TMG

Fuckin same bro hahahah

Trevor Teutsch

the boys need to google image search 'womanizer' IMMEDIATELY

Sloane Black

Justice for Marisa - Friday Beers kids from Bentley U

Kevin Montalti

Was having a shitty day until I heard the Gary Vee bit. Haven’t cry laughed in awhile. That was a good ab workout

AhoSensei

That Gary vee bit is a top 3 best podcast moment ever, havnt laughed that hard in so long

I was fucking crying during the last 10 minutes

Mason Richter

Noel and Kody Co with another podcast

Dallan

the gary vee bit was so goddamn good

Justin

This podcast is better than therapy. I feel for Cody w/ the anxiety he was dealing with but hella happy he pushed through it. Also, appreciate Noel not holding back one bit on everything. Another AMAZING show fellas keep up the great work or whatever... it's not like anyone cares about what my demented redditor tendy grease covered peen semen collector using ass thinks anyway :'D

Trevin

Holy shit the Gary Vee bit has me in tears at my desk at work

JK

i think what we really wanted to hear is why cody was hanging out with josh bitchards.

hadley vw

That Gary Vee shit had me crying against a wall at work

pls I was so worried Cody was gonna literally die in the last 5 mins

yes !!! yes do a live show like others do these virtual concerts normally paid full on show. I bet there is a lot people living in states in Europe and places where you'll probably never come anyways. We wan't to see the actual show you do 🙌

Loweline

One of the best podcast you’ve done imo 😂😭

Mark Murray

Guys..... I think Marissa asked “cheese or bread?”.......

That’s a big ass pimple on ur forehead Cody... just wanted to let you know that I noticed it.

I tolerated Noel nitpicking Mortal Kombat for film technicals until he said it was lame that Scorpion used a rope instead of his fuckass palm snake thing from the old movie. Only way to satisfy Noel's filmlust is hand Mortal Kombat over to A24

Ugh sad the show is canceled :(

sydnie

tried to get my brother to listen to tmg and the first thing he said was ' does the bald dude always go to jokes about dicks and sexual stuff? '

Aaron Guzman

btw the gary vee bit had me crying too. great pod fellas.

Hunter

demented gary vee fucked me up i was crying

Christian Lenard

cody was giving me second hand anxiety

nutsack

i disagree with pretty much everything noel said about Mortal Kombat, but it’s ok people have different opinions.. also just remembered he got that Android vaccine 👀

Hunter

Noel smoking dick for thinking MK was a bad movie

Juul Torres

Nate and Luke gotta get our boys some adjustable boom arms. Poor Cody was basically manhandling his the entire time to keep it from slapping him in the mouth.

Joshua Foster-Tucker

So glad Noel tore up Mortal Kombat. Movie needs work. The last 10 mins was brutal. My manager thought I was having a panic attack.

y’all sound like the Californians when taking about mortal combat

Ellen Jones

hmm...dick cheese, huh? Ok, time to guess who has what. I am guessing that Cody is a soft gouda and Noel is maybe a pepperjack?

Richie O.

This was a really good episode 👍

ZestyDonger

great, so glad you decided to share that. i wish i was illiterate

hadley vw

busted a laughing load, perhaps?

hadley vw

lmao cody had a comedic cream

Holy fuck that last 10 minutes

Gregor Davidson

Guys you can rent my semen collector, only thing is, it's kind of hairy and the entry point might be a bit tall because i'm 6ft2 aight hit me up on craigslist

Sjors Jacobs

Ikr how are you gonna eat cheese without your head? Fucked up man.

Feargal O'Reilly

I'm a night truck driver, almost died listening to this...

those last 10 minutes gave me the best laugh ive had in a minute good job boys. also cody i hope ur feeling better

Marissa shit fgged up

L B

if you choose to give up cheese you’re a psychopath

justice for marisa

Ben

I can see Cody's Jeanitalia

You guys are the bomb

Random but this totally feels like a brand new era of TMG and I’m so here for it ah

WOCKY SLUSH

Jack Barnsley

Random thought of if one them bust a nut in Candice’s bathroom and misses a spot the other could walk into like a zero gravity cum spider web

TURBO COUPE

Woah Kenny

Aidan Ziegel

Just cummed bro 😎

finally

Claudia

Wocky sus