THE ULTIMATE EYE CANDY!

The creepy stalker face just ties the whole thing together into a bunch of fuck. If I was your friend's wife I would have laughed my ass off. If only I knew hilarious people...

I'm turned on. NO HETERO

I love you dude but let's be honest the spray paint was a little generous

Dallas Winston

HEY...you copied my bad joke about him not tanning enoug....we are now Brothers in Pen!s Puns...lets get Sh!tfaced and TP Gokus house

Meelog Malterion

I will say however that thing needs to get more son. Stay classy you magnificent son of a bitch.

I saw this picture probably 10 hours ago and was like "I'm busy not but I'll come back with something gooshtastic to say" but unfortunately....I have nothing...I am lost for words

Bra your stomach and man breast make a face lol

Fatass 😂💙

Blackeye

boy you T H I C C

Hahahahahahaha ‘heavy breathing’ okay I’m goo but ‘heavy breath in’ hahahahahaha hehehehehe. My sides are dead. Thanks Spaz Papa

😂😂😂

Spaz Boys Comedy

When your parents walk in and you need to switch to porn, cause its easier to explain.

BWAHAHAHA!!

Spaz Boys Comedy

You know full well you didn't need to blur that much

Almighty Popo

ALL OF THE HOMO!

so do i have to become an almighty goosher for the uncensored pic?

I can't handle this any longer. . . Know Fap, Feel Fap, Accept Fap!!!✋🍆

I locked the door and shut the curtains for thissss!!😀 Time to fap my way to paradise!!✋🍆💦💦

Not the only one 😉

Jojoekage

Gonna have some we- sweet dreams tonight.

Mihai Alexandru Untu

I appreciate that, Pal! I was actually about 42.

Spaz Boys Comedy

Okay, that genuinely made me Laugh Out Loud! 😂

Spaz Boys Comedy

Damn it Curtis, I'm trying to break my habit of compulsive masturbation... oh well.

Holy shit I did not expect this.

I vomited white stuff from my penis

Baker

5/10 not enough nudiness. I expected more from you Curtis 🤣🤣🤣

Evren

Now you know ladies and gentlemen gooshers how unrestricted Curtis is without all the rules of YouTube stopping him

Aidan

I knew he was lying about the size 😏🍆

Jojoekage

You mean the size 😁🤣🍆

Jojoekage

Curtis...You ain't fooling nobody.

Curtis, ya make my peepee go badoing boing boing.

Brian Williams

This makes my penis become the big penis UwU

that ring on your finger....is this Really Curtis...or is this Golden....

Meelog Malterion

Glowing light?...so that must be what a Circumcised Pen!s looks like...Curtis you needa get some spray tan for your D!ck that thing could light up a room

Meelog Malterion

After, close examination for research purposes, I can’t tell you that that is apart of the background.

Slice O Potatoe

It is way too early in the morning for my mental fortitude to deal with this.

Phillip Ribbink

haha you have to be an ALMIGHTY GOOSHER for that one! ;)

BeissZang

Curtis face looks like the emoji 😃 hahaha

Soulley

Where is the uncensored version? I didn’t become a $10 patron for nothing.

Slice O Potatoe

You can see a bit of red at the tip.... I´´´´ m not sleeping tonight...

Akettaja The Finnish Moron

Meanwhile at Pornhub headquarters:" DAMMIT Why did the viewing rates on *Thicc Daddy* Porn drop ? ". "Sir I know why. Curtis just uploaded this" "..............DAMN YOU !"

Jojoekage

But you're like 30-35 on this pic. My guess

Jojoekage

Welp hope you can pay for my therapy sessions now curtis cause I definitely need it now

Lachlan Ferrand

Oh man. My Dick was Not ready for that. 😲😏 its.....just....too much ....THICCCNES

Jojoekage

Jokes on you. I'm already disturbed af.

White Lightning

Guess ill go back to the mountains

Antton