Kerry wanted to impale the person who thought Florida was a good idea on a pitchfork and use them as a flag of surrender in her war against Florida's metric ton of bullshit. All that stuff she’d seen online about crazy people, gators in the streets, murder weather, and old people? All true. Every single freaking one. FUCK Florida.
The spunky brunette sighed as she rolled over on her hot...
2022-03-27 04:55:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis was one of the strangest things that had happened to Vios lately. And she’d drunk her own bodyweight in river-water.
Vios had lain down in a clearing in the woods after finishing a patrol of her territory. It was one of her favorite napping spots - the ground was soft thanks to the soft earth and springy plants, but it was never muddy even when it rained. Vios didn’t mind mud at ...
2022-03-18 07:32:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt got a little heated this month, but Rias and Akeno from Highschool DxD just barely pulled ahead! I'm not familiar with this franchise, so it looks like I have some episodes to binge... not that I'll ever turn down a reason to go full weeb, heh~
It looks like Ruby will be showing up in another short as well since she and Neo took second place.
Since I have no knowledge of Highscho...
2022-03-11 10:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe day had been exhausting. Kobayashi had been dragged away from her normal work all day by Elma on a new tirade against their ‘hostile work environment’. Their company wasn’t even that bad, especially not these days, but it still wasn’t enough for the order dragon. Her only consolation was that Elma had taken on all of the work she’d caused Kobayashi to miss that day, meani...
2022-03-10 02:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostAfter an extra day and some change, iiiiiiiit's POLL TIME!
We've got a lot of duo's this month, so there might be a two-for in this month's exclusive. Only time will tell... actually, no it won't, what am I saying? You guys will!
As of last month, I've begun doing shorts for the second place winner as well. It won't be the tum fic of your dreams, but hopefully the consolation prize ...
2022-03-09 08:41:24 +0000 UTC View PostQuick heads-up: This short is based on the degenerate RWBY AU that I’ve written a few commissions for over on DA. As such, all the gals are older and their figures are a bit more… filled-out.
It was a typical Sunday at Beacon. Weiss was studying in the library, Yang was ‘studying’ with Weiss, and Blake had finished studying in the shade of the tree outside their dorm room...
2022-03-06 05:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: We’ve gone into the future, guys and gals, and Marin is 18 - fuck it, actually, she’s 20. Everyone’s in college, they're cosplaying in college, everything’s fine. No high-schoolers here. Now go have fun.
“AAAAAAH! It was so GOOD!” Marin squealed, bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet. “Right, Gojo? Hey, what was your favorite ...
2022-02-28 21:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt was still nearly pitch-black in the bedroom as Cris blinked awake, her alarm chirping softly on her nightstand. Being a light sleeper was annoying at times, but it had its perks too; she could wake up easily for early-morning jobs without waking up her lovely partner.
The woman in question was still fast asleep next to Cris. It was only five AM, so of course she was. Cris had an early ...
2022-02-24 22:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post“Why must I always do this to myself?” Mona bemoaned as she slumped onto her writing desk. She wearily upended her coin purse next to her head and watched as just a handful of precious Mora clattered against her desk. The first week of the month was just barely departed, yet Mona was already broke.
Again.
The despondent hydrologist dropped her coin purse and cradled her head as ...
2022-02-22 08:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostAnother test, another singular red line. From on the bed beside Jackie, Michael sighed. “Are we doing something wrong? There are accidental pregnancies all the time, so why can’t we get one on purpose?”
Jackie set the negative pregnancy test on her nightstand and leaned over to peck Michael on the cheek, her long, black hair spilling onto his shoulder as she did. She was an awesome ...
2022-02-21 15:49:43 +0000 UTC View PostTasha posed nude in front of the mirror, her arms behind her head to get a full, glorious view of her body. “Damn, do I look good. I wish I could look like this all the time~.”
From just outside the bathroom, Kat responded, “Eat like we did yesterday in ten years' time and you probably will. Your metabolism can’t last forever.”
“Fair enough,” Tasha said. She put a hand...
2022-02-17 05:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostBy a narrow margin, Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-Up Darling pulled the victory! She's yet another big eater, but every exclusive so far has been a stuffing, so I'm really feeling that Marin should develop another interest besides cosplay and eating... Well, either way, I'll have this gorgeous cutie all tummed up by the end of the month!
Oh, and I may end up doing something super sma...
2022-02-16 19:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostMindy pinched the edge of her prodigiously short shorts, pulling them back over her cheeks for the third time since she’d squeezed herself into them about an hour ago. She’d put them on early in hopes that she’d get used to them fairly quickly, but… nope. She just couldn’t get comfortable in such tight shorts. Which was a real shame cause they shaped her ass like a marble freaking sta...
2022-02-15 08:35:06 +0000 UTC View PostBetter late than never, it's the character poll! We've got a star-studded cast for you this month, so don't hold back with your voting!
Just as an update, I changed the character suggestion sheet to allow groups of gals, so you'll be seeing a few of those going forward.
For all you lovely Sphinxes out there, remember to post your extra vote(s) in the comments. The poll ends in 48 ho...
2022-02-14 16:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Ryuko is 18 and not 17 in this fic. She’s already 17 in the canon, so just imagine that she had a birthday the last week and turned 18. Much thank.
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“Ry-u-kooooo!”
The inextinguishable ball of energy that was Mako came streaking towards Ryuko at a reckless pace. Just like usual,...
2022-02-11 11:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe clock was ticking away. A keyboard clacked away. Papers rustled. A foot tapped impatiently on the floor.
God damnit, Kerry hated desk jobs.
The maid flipped through the stack of papers in front of her angrily, doing her best to skim them without drawing in a pool of technical jargon. This was, without a shadow of a doubt, Kerry’s least favorite part of her new job - a...
2022-02-05 11:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm still feelin' a bit achey and my throat's being a little bitch, but I'm starting to get my tum edge back and I miss writing, so I think it's time to start making promises to force myself to fulfill.
Promise number 1: I wanna get that fic I promised from the 27th-29th up within a day or two. Just as a spoiler to get y'all interested, it's the next fic in the whole maid series thing. Th...
2022-02-02 04:16:14 +0000 UTC View PostI caught ye ol' 'rona virus and, since my dumbass conservative family that I live with won't let me get the vaccine, it's royally kicking my ass.
The fic for the 27th-29th is just about done so that one shouldn't be affected. But if the exclusive Ryuko fic ends up being late, that's why.
I'll do my very damndest to get it out on time, but it's really hard to get motivate...
2022-01-27 14:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey Laura, so I was thinking that after work tonight, we should get together and do something wild! Something crazy! Something that we’re gonna remember for the rest of our lives!”
“Is this the usual ‘wild and crazy’, or is this a new ‘wild and crazy’?”
“...Can’t it be both?”
Laura sighed. Here we go again, she guessed.
She leaned back in her cha...
2022-01-24 05:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post“Uuuughhh…” Tasha groaned plaintively, her fork clattering into the empty lasagna pan. She’d really done it. She’d eaten the whole damn thing. And now her body was punishing her for it. Her heavy stomach ached with tension. Apparently eating two days worth of food in less than four hours was a bad idea. Who knew?
Tasha slid down the couch cushion a bit, resting her hand...
2022-01-23 08:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostTasha slowly drifted back to consciousness. There was something on her collarbone. It felt… nice… She half-smiled and reached a hand back behind herself to hold Kat, who was spooning her. “‘Morning…”
Kat didn’t respond. As Tasha's mind freed itself from its sleepy haze, she realized what that feeling on her collarbone was. Kat was nibbling it, meaning her mouth was certainly...
2022-01-16 06:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostWith an astounding lead, the tomboyish protag of Kill la Kill, Ryuko Matoi, will be getting her own Patreon exclusive fic! Expect it sometime between the 29th and the 31st (PST) of this month.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
2022-01-11 14:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostTix hummed happily to herself as she dragged the giant human cloth across the shelf. She still didn’t get why this was important, but if she got tasty treats for doing it every few days, then who cares?
The pixie fluttered back to the cloth’s home spot and dropped it. Tix flexed her arms, feeling the subtle signs of muscle developing in her spindly limbs. It had been hard work doing a...
2022-01-09 06:35:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey, we're early this month! And that's because I'm a dummy who should've been doing it this early in the month from the start so that I have more time to work on the fic! Hahaha! Ha... yup.
The poll is gonna start on the 8th of every month from now on and end on the 10th. Thank for understand.
Good luck and may the odds be ever in your waifu's favor!
Edit: 2022-01-09 04:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's that gift I mentioned! Nice!
A wonderful friendo of mine and the creator of Kylie (the person who originally commissioned her) was thrilled that Kylie won the character poll and took it on themselves to bring the festive stuffed belly- uh, I mean, beauty to life! Lots of love to you and this lovely art <3
My current plan for any art stuffs I might have in the future (sp...
2022-01-04 06:47:46 +0000 UTC View PostJenine sighed tiredly as she followed closely behind the two warriors in front of her. Another day, another E-rank handling quest. It was SO boring! But it wasn’t like she had much of a choice. Rules were rules, after all. Tch.
At least her party was finally warming up to her. In front of her, Karidon cast a glance back and gave a friendly smile. Jenine smiled back. Ho...
2022-01-02 06:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Kylie had thought that a ‘sexy Santa costume’ wouldn’t be this revealing was beyond her. It also didn’t help that the costume was definitely not from the maternity section, which was where most of Kylie’s clothes came from nowadays.
The flustered woman turned in the mirror, getting a side-profile of herself. Her raven-colored hair was tied back into a ponytail, but ...
2022-01-01 00:07:04 +0000 UTC View PostCris had never been so nervous before going to a party before. Hell, she’d never been nervous about a party ever, so her fluttering heart was a real new feeling right now.
She swallowed hard and glanced at her lover in the car seat next to her. “Are you really sure about this, Jamie? Isn’t this a bit… out there, even for us?”
Jamie rolled her eyes. “Out there? P...
2021-12-26 03:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostSince I keep making the mistake of not expecting life and/or the holidays to delay me, I'm saving future me a lot of headache by making it so that fics will be uploaded sometime in a 3-day period instead.
Under this new system, the Christmas fic will be uploaded sometime between the 23rd and the 25th. Since it's the 24th right now and I'm making this post, you can probably guess which day...
2021-12-25 01:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
With a yawn and a stretch, Beatrix stepped out of her cozy house and out onto her ranch. Yup. It was gonna be another peaceful day in the Far, Far Range.
First things first, gotta check the slimes. She’d pretty much gotten the hang of keepin’ the squirmy lil’ squirts where they needed to be, but sometimes the odd Tabby Slime popped out for a romp in the hen pen or a Quantum Slime br...
2021-12-18 11:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post