Yesterday, I bought some Voo-You Balloons during my college finals. After weeks on end of essay work and projects, I was ready to end the year on a literally big note. I’ve made sure I’ve done everything right, kept myself out of trouble, and turned in everything right on time.
So it makes no sense as to why I have to start my weekend with a Saturday morning DETENTION. But I could alw...
2022-05-23 21:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post“There’s no way that can be true.”
One day, you and I run into a little disagreement. I like to inflate myself like a balloon. I wear very loose clothing capable of stretching with my expandable body. You, on the other hand, wear a light blue tracksuit, also capable of expansion, but signifies that you are a blueberry fan.
We’re just trying to decide who has it better.
The entire collection of Voo-You Balloons in order.
2022-04-29 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt just makes me so angry.
It’s just a coincidence that you and I were born on the exact same day, so it’s no question that we have to share a birthday party this year. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, I’m starting to think you’re just trying to hog all the attention. Everywhere I want to go gets overshadowed by everywhere you want to go. I get only a few small gifts while you ...
2022-04-21 12:17:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s finally done! I’ve spent some time making my very own original inflator doll. It’s a small, wooden doll with a flashing hand pump that has the power to inflate and deflate anyone as much as they want. It can be activated with a simple thought and two words. When you think about blowing up like a balloon and then say “puff”, then your wish will be g...
2022-04-02 01:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostSunday
Allergy season has struck, so this morning I had a bad case of the sniffles. I took some medicine the first thing, but it kind of takes a minute to kick in. In the meantime, I decided to blow my nose clean of any snot and boogers. For some reason though, when I blew into a tissue, my butt and belly started bulging. I blew into it again and my back rounded up with t...
2022-03-25 11:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostOnce upon a time, there were two girls, a blonde and a redhead. These two girls spend a lot of their time at a private dojo, in a bamboo forest outside of town, practicing the untold art of Balloon Yoga, doing stretch exercises and practicing deep breathing. It was only a matter of time before they both got so good at it, they became inflatable superhumans. Their bodies are more flexible than a...
2022-03-07 12:19:36 +0000 UTC View PostValentine’s Day has just arrived, and this year, I have something special in store. I saved up to buy a first-class private room just for the two of us. It’s tall and wide enough to fill up half a parking lot.
But that’s just the beginning.
You arrive just to see me in my flexible pajamas, and I can see you wearing the same thing. “I am so, SO glad you’re here,” I say to...
2022-02-13 05:16:40 +0000 UTC View PostMy first blueberry inflation story!
It’s another normal day in the lab. Seria is on her way to her lab room when she sees Balloonie already in there, sitting next to a bowl of blueberries. As she walks in, she also notices that Balloonie has shiny blue skin, and her belly is bulging.
“What is going on here?”, Seria asks.
“Ah, Seria!”, ...
2022-01-26 22:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a beautiful, sunny day, and I, a small and petite young lady, am outside in a meadow, watching hot-air balloons go by. I’m just looking up at every last one of them…with envy.
“Man, life’s no fun if you have to live with being the smallest out of almost everyone and everything around you. I wish I was bigger.”
“So you want to be big, huh?”, says a dark and creep...
2022-01-12 10:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s the first morning of the new year. After today, it’s back to the mundane way of the salt mines. I’m already too busy cleaning my house after the New Year’s Eve party, and I knew I’d be even busier tomorrow. Sometimes I wish I could just escape reality, even if it lasts only a while. If only I could be something (anything!) else.
Currently, I’m trying to figure out what to...
2022-01-01 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWithout a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-...
2021-12-22 05:26:53 +0000 UTC View PostWithout a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-...
2021-12-22 05:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostWithout a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-...
2021-12-22 05:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostI’m a living balloon now. Not literally, of course. I was just having fun blowing up what was my own slim body into a giant sphere. Just the feeling of being so big, full, and wide, getting closer and closer to the point of bursting, it’s the best feeling ever!
But if you’re wondering how that’s possible, it’s a pretty long story.
Light years away, in an alternate galaxy, ...
2021-12-15 12:07:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s that time of year yet again. Tomorrow morning is the annual Thanksgiving Day parade. I hear it’s based on people this year, and you, the manager of the parade this year, will check up on me within the next hour. Fortunately, I made my float ahead of time, a life size model of a pilgrim. Now all I need to do is inflate it.
Inside the warehouse where the floats and balloons are set...
2021-11-26 00:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostA story based on Puffor’s P-Shirt
Puffor receives a package in the mail one day. It was from the pink-haired humanoid, Balloonie. She always finds Puffor to be super attractive to her, inflated or not. She wants to be closer with him, so she sent him a present...
2021-11-09 11:38:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s October. I always fear this spooky month due to a paranormal rumor around town. Every year, during this month of horrors, there would be a rusty old air tank that would appear in your house out of nowhere. That tank would contain a ghost inside. According to the rumors, anyone who ever met this ghost was blown up like a balloon. I’m really hoping I wouldn’t have to be the ghost’s n...
2021-10-19 09:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostAfter only a few weeks of practicing, I finally mastered the magical art of Inflanity. With this new spell, I was able to blow up anything only by rubbing it with the palms of my hands. I tested it on everything inflatable, like balls, balloons, flat tires, and pool toys. And yet, the result is one and the same. Everything filled up with air at the palms of my hands.
But I was having so m...
2021-10-07 11:58:39 +0000 UTC View PostStage 0: Your deflated state. You’re light, flat, and all out of air, looking like a crumpled piece of paper. During this state, you’re so fragile, you can easily be blown away.
Stage 1: Your normal figure. This is your normal starting point.
Stage 2: This stage will only start when your body begins to noticeably grow. It normal...
2021-09-22 10:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a story based on one of my quizzes I did a while back.
I have an amazing new super power. I can blow up like a balloon.
Back in my past, I would often picture myself as a giant human balloon, being blown up as big as I want. It wasn’t until one day when a stranger forced me to drink some bizarre chemical compound. It rearranged my molecules in eve...
2021-09-17 11:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve recently been invited to a party that’s only two weeks away, on the day after college graduation. On that day, I want to bring along something special. So today, I order some Partie Brand Cookies and scheduled them to be sent to my door on graduation. A whole pack of those cookies arrive at my door as a free sample the next day. I don’t know why they would send a pack to me as a free...
2021-09-15 11:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve recently been invited to a party that’s only two weeks away, on the day after college graduation. On that day, I want to bring along something special. So today, I order some Partie Brand Cookies and scheduled them to be sent to my door on graduation. A whole pack of those cookies arrive at my door as a free sample the next day. I don’t know why they would send a pack to me as a free...
2021-09-15 11:08:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.
Unless, ...
2021-08-21 18:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.
Unless, ...
2021-08-21 18:56:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.
Unless, ...
2021-08-21 18:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a month of trial and error, and careful configuration, your very own app, Pump-Me, is almost ready for release. You have successfully managed to download it on various devices, including phones, tablets, and computers. Now you need to test the app itself.
The app’s main setup consists of one big pump button and three smaller buttons with fruit icons, with a pair of cherries for br...
2021-08-17 11:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post
