Natty Soltesz

Jockstrap Shopping (Pt 2)

Read Pt 1 here 

I beat myself up about it sometimes, because if Angela ever found out I’d blown her son, Trevor, well...it wouldn’t have gone well. But the next time we all three of us hung out – at a picnic at Angela’s house – everything seemed kosher enough.

There was Trevor, looking more...

Endless Summer

Hi yinz! I guess I'm taking this week off cause I just got back from Rehoboth Beach and have shit going on all weekend. Whatever! I went ahead and wrote a sequel to "Jockstrap Shopping" but I have yet to revise it, will probably have that ready for next week. In the meantime I highly recommend you check out ...

Coach's Office Hours (Pt 2)

Thanks for the votes, friends! Read Part 1 here. 

“Jesus, Russo,” I said when I saw the kid approaching with a half-hard-on bouncing around in his shorts. “Get in my office, now.”

“Sorry, Coach,...

The Story-Sequel Poll

Vote for which story deserves a sequel! Thank you! 

Apparently I can't put links in poll answers.

Itz-a Me

Hey there. I'm Natty Soltesz. Yes that's my real name. I write gay erotica, often with themes deemed unacceptable by for-profit online platforms - like Patreon! But that doesn't stop my interest in those themes, or my conviction that any erotic reverie - thought, written, illustrated - is acceptable. 

ANYWAY - sorry I've been such a putz lately in regard to checking in. All I want to...

Boss Man (Pt 2)

"Rutherford!" Mr. Kane called from down the hall. Todd Rutherford cast a frightened glance to his secretary but she looked even more bewildered than he was. "Now," Mr. Kane growled, and Todd jumped out of his chair and started down the hall. 

"Yes Mr. Kane?" Todd said, poking his head into his boss's window-lined office. 

"Get in here and shut the door," Mr. Kane ...

Boss Man

"Gentlemen,” Mr. Kane said from behind his desk. “Shut the door.” Todd Rutherford looked at his subordinate, Owen Bailey, who pushed the door closed. Both men turned to Mr. Kane, heads hung sheepishly.  Mr. Kane had to suppress a smile. Intimidation was an important factor in maintaining the respect of his employees.

"Why don't you tell me why you're here?" Mr. Kane said. Todd ...

Bros Before Hos (III)

Shit’s rad, bro.

- I know, I know.

Could it be more perfect? We got our own place. And now, we both got hot girlfriends who give us pussy whenever we want.

- And who stay away when we want them to.

Yep. We got those bitches trained. No bullshit from living with chicks.

- Total freedom.

Doin’ our own thing.

- Yep.

You think your girlfriend’s ...

Bros Before Hos (II)

Bro, it’s been almost a month.

- Since I moved in?

Well, yeah, but not that. A month since I’ve had any pussy.

- Oh. Yeah. Well, you know, we’ve been pretty busy.

Well hell, bro, ain’t that the truth. Between moving you in and jackin’ each other off at every opportunity….

- Shh. There’s a guy on that porch….

He ain’t gonna hear us. ...

Bros Before Hos (1)

Originally published in my out-of-print story collection College Dive Bar, 1 A.M. 

Bro!

- Whaddup!

Shit, man. It’s been too long. Get in here.

- Yeah, bro, for real.

How’d you manage to get away from the bitch toni...

Vacation Day

Hey yinz, I’m out camping in Tennessee - the farthest I've been from my home in a year and a half. Have you ever read my college-boys-experimenting opus 428 College St? I wrote it a long time ago but readers still seem to enjoy it so maybe give it a try.

I’ll be back next week with something new.

...

Party at a Rich Dude's House

When I woke up at Jeff's the sun was setting and he was handing me a lit joint. This warm breeze went up my shorts and I swear it made me hard, which Jeff saw. So we watched a fourway scene on his phone and tossed off a load. I could hear people partying next door.

We went to this bar on the South Side, it was packed - I guess cause everyone's getting vaccinated. This dude started talking...

Checkin In

Hey, yinz. Here's a story from the vaults: Paul's Den, based on my childhood best friend's dad who I sadly never actually got to have sex with.

Above is my most recent painting, my favorite one yet. Not much to report - spring has sprung and I'm still in a mode where I don't want work, only pleasure. I journal and...

Once a Cheater... (Pt 7)

Read Pt 6 here, or start at the beginning.

Bobby was bored. He was fucking his latest conquest, a married coworker. She’d initially shown no interest in him, but he’d befriended her and searched for cracks in her armor. ...

Waylaid

Originally published in the 2016 ebook Buddy.

Dad woke me up at six a.m. on Saturday. I dragged ass getting out of bed, all my misgivings about a going on a run with him coming to a head. By the time we were on the road I felt like getting up had been the right decision. The morning sun was beaming through the window and I was going somewhere, doing something, which was ...

Just This Once

You know, we're bi but we both have girlfriends. They don't know we're bi. They don't know we still fool around sometimes. But it's like, we've been friends since way before either of us met our girlfriends. It's something that's just between us. They don't need to know.

It was always just jacking off and oral sometimes when we were drunk. But then the other day we were super horny and we...

Shop Talk

(This is a post about writing but "Shop Talk" might be a good porno story title: two bored workers at a hardware store and a handsome customer walks in...)

I'm not writing much and I blame the pandemic. In March a year ago I was fired up, writing a ton and fully inhabiting this forum, feeding off the energy of massive change. I'm kind of a slut, is the thing, so quarantine was a big shift...

The Cat's Away

Truth be told I started thinking about it as soon as I heard my husband was going out of town. It was a company-wide, mandatory retreat, which meant that Jason’s partner would be out of town, too.

So when Jason texted me, just hours after my husband left for his flight, I wasn’t too surprised. Just seeing that innocuous-enough text - “Hey man” - got my cock hard and my heart flutt...

Birthday

Originally published in the anthology When the Sun Rises (Bruno Gmunder, 2014)

I was born when I was eighteen, the summer of 1997, in Ocean City, Maryland. I was there for Senior Week, a debaucherous rite of passage where freshly-graduated high school students soak up the sun when they’re not drinking themselves stupid. It was our first taste of freedom from parental s...

Jitters

“I’m just nervous, man,” Eddie said, adjusting his bow tie in the mirror for the hundredth time.

“It’s not till tomorrow,” I said. We were the only ones in the house, everyone else had headed to the rehearsal dinner. “You’re gonna do fine,” I said. “Everyone gets like this before their wedding. Not that I’d know.”

“That’s the thing, bro – I’m question...

Checkin In

Hi yinz, it's my week off from posting a story but I thought I'd highlight an older one, about a frat bro communing with a hunky dad-alum: Guys Night In. This one was published in a 2007 issue of Freshmen magazine (remember magazines?).

I've been working on the long-overdue last chapter of 2021-03-05 12:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Butt Bros (Pt 2)

Read Pt 1 here 

Later that night, Aaron came into my room with his laptop and a shy look on his face.

“Don’t judge me or anything...” he said, moving his laptop toward me. “I just saw this online and, I dunno, it seemed like it could be fun.” His browser was open to a page of a sex store, s...

Butt Bros

I was not prepared to find my bro and roomie Aaron on all fours stuffing his asshole with a dildo that day when I got home from work. To be fair, he wasn’t expecting me to be home that early – which is probably why he’d left his bedroom door open.

“Fuck! Jeremy!” he said, pulling the dildo out of himself and scrambling.

“Sorry bro,” I said, weakly, then went to my room...

The Ruse

I’d been getting these vibes from my son Jeff's little buddy Aaron for weeks before he showed up on my doorstep that afternoon, knowing full well that Jeff and his mom were both out of town for the weekend but, nevertheless, pretending that he hadn’t known.

“Oh wow I totally forgot,” he said unconvincingly. I stood there in the doorway, watching him with a smirk on my face. I was ...

Checkin In

Hi yinz. Above is a slutty pic I took to commemorate my 42nd birthday which was last Saturday. Also, a pic of my most recent painting. Painting is still the thing that's keeping me going, but I have been writing more. I have a story coming up about an anon, condom-to-bareback encounter, as well as one about a dad who gets it on with his son's friend. 

Life is hard right now, yeah? I'...

Coach's Office Hours

“Men have needs that women can’t always fulfill,” I said to the Russo boy as he sipped a soda in my office. I heard the last of the students leave – everyone was going home for the day. “I’m a married man, as you know, but even my wife can’t give me everything I need.”

“Yeah, my girlfriend never wants to do it,” he said. “I have to beg her for it, and even then somet...

History of a Couch

Originally published in my story collection College Dive Bar, 1 A.M. (currently out of print).

1985

Purchased from Lazarus Furniture Gallery by Connie Jacobson (frigid, blonde). Three-cushioned, overstuffed, powder-blue upholstery. Assembled in China from cheap materials and even cheaper labor. Connie put it in the parlor, a room where her family was forbidden to s...

2021

It's been a rough holiday, yinz. COVID hit close to home, which brought up a lot of emotions. It's all death and disease - unless you're in denial. Goddess help us. I'm in a vaccine trial - double blind so I don't know if I got it or not. Stay safe out there and tell your loved ones to do the same. It's the only way through.

At least we still have our libidos, right? Well, mine is maybe f...

Once a Cheater... (Pt 6)

“Wait, you’re gonna be down in Miami the same time as us?” Zach said to me over the phone.

“Yeah, what a coincidence, right? I booked a flight down there a couple months ago,” I lied. Truth was I’d booked it a couple minutes ago, after Geoffrey told me they were going. It was a work trip for Zach, and Geoffrey was already thinking about how he was going to fill those long hour...

All Weekend

A sequel to All Night 

He didn't hit me up for a while after that. In the meantime I started seeing a guy I met at the bar. We got along well. The sex was just okay. 

That winter was intense and on Friday we got several feet of snow. Everything was canceled. That night...