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EARLY EPISODE: Otto Skorzeny Part 1: The STEM Lord, Sword Fighting Enthusiast

Otto Skorzeny was Hitler's favorite Commando during WWII, he was also a total loser. 


Sources: 

Stuart Smith. Otto Skorzeny: The Devil’s Disciple

Dr Robert Forczk. Rescuing Mussolini: Gran Sasso 1943

Otto Skorzeny. Hitler’s Commando

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Hooligans of Kandahar Ebook for 5$ and up Patrons

It is attached below. Thank you for supporting the show! 


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History of Armenia 18: Mongol Armenia Part 3

Things continue to get worse for Mongol Armenia leading to one of the weirdest attempts to seize the throne in Armenian history. 

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EARLY EPISODE: The Great Siege of Malta

An order of knights turned protection racket defend a chunk of rock from an Ottoman force several times their size using the military equivalent of Home Alone tactics. 


and then people began firing heads out of cannons.


sources:

https://www.historynet.com/no-mercy-malta/ View Post

BONUS EPISODE: The Battle of Inkerman

Joe is joined by Francis Horton to discuss the Battle of Inkerman. Taking place during the Crimean War, the Russian Empire launches a frontal assault against a fortified British and French position on top of a hill without any real planning and is defeated in the dumbest way possible.  

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EARLY: The Battle of Peleliu

The US Marines throw thousands of their men into a Japanese wood chipper because they don't feel like sharing glory with the US Army. All for no reason! 

Sources:

Sledge, Eugene B. (1990). With the Old Breed: At Peleliu And Okinawa

Leckie, Robert, Helmet For My P...

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BONUS: History of Armenia 17: An Update

A lot happened in Armenia in September 2022. I figured maybe we should talk about it. 


Our regular Mongol Armenia series will return next episode. 

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EARLY EPISODE: The Khivan Campaign of 1839

The Russian Empire attempts to invade a small khanate to steal their gold and loses to a winter storm. 


Sources: 

 Morrison, Alexander, "The Russian Conquest of Central Asia"

"A Narrative of the Russian Military Expedition to Khiva under General Perofski", Translated from the Russian for the Foreign Department of the Government of India, Calcutta, 186...

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Joe's New Book The Frontier Corps is Out Now

If you like military sci fi you can get it for almost nothing via KU. Or don't, it's up to you. 

2022-10-11 08:35:50 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS: The Romecast 10: At First You Don't Succeed, Quit

Francis embraces Floridian culture (gets covid), Shocks celebrates the death of the Queen, and not a single character on Rome deserves happiness. 

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EARLY EPISODE: Witold Pilecki, The Auschwitz Volunteer Part 3

The conclusion to the Witold Pilecki story

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Hooligans of Kandahar Ebook File

It is posted below for everyone who is supporting the show at the 5$ and up levels. Thank you everyone! 

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EARLY EPISODE: Witold Pilecki, The Auschwitz Volunteer Part 2

Pilecki plots his escape when it becomes clear that the allies will do nothing about the crimes being committed within Auschwitz

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EARLY EPISODE: Witold Pilecki, The Auschwitz Volunteer Part 1

Witold Pelicki was a Polish Freedom Fighter who volunteered himself to get thrown into Auschwitz in order to let the world know what was happening there. 


The world didn't listen. 



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History of Armenia 16: Mongol Armenia Part 2

The Armenian Kingdoms start going through the process of Mongol domination. It goes better for some than others. 


Lauren Prezbindowski. The Ilkhanid Mongols, the Christian Armenians, and the Islamic Mamluks : a study of their relations, 1220-1335

Bayarsaikhan Dashdondog. The Mongols and the Armenians (1220-1335)

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EARLY EPISODE: The Cimbrian War

Rome kills 80,000 of their own soldiers because of a personal beef. 


Sources:

Theodor Mommsen. The History of Rome IV "The Revolution" 

Plutarch. Life of Marius. 

Richard Evans. Rome's Cimbric Wars

Peter Tsouras. The Cimbrian War, 113-101 BC

Mike Duncan. The Storm before the Storm

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EARLY EPISODE: Operation Pastorius

During WWII the Nazis attempted to recruit a team of spies to sabotage factories within the US. Instead what they did was hire a bunch of rejects who took their spy money, got drunk, and hired sex workers until they turned themselves in to the FBI.


Sources:

2022-09-11 04:41:38 +0000 UTC View Post

New Book is Available for Pre-Order

if you like military sci-fi Joe's upcoming book The Frontier Corps is now up for Pre-order. The ebook is free if you have Kindle Unlimited (the same amount of money is made whether you get it from Amazon or not, so don't worry about it. 

2022-09-08 14:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Romecast 9: The Columbo CERN Connection

The homies return to talk about Shock's anonymous hate account and the time he downloaded pirated version of Columbo only to end up looking at pages and pages of CERN based conspiracy theories. Also, we talk about HBO's Rome for a little bit. 

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Questions from the Legion

The other thread got buried so here is a new one. 

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EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Wake Island

Shortly after the attack on Pearl Harbor the Japanese military set their eyes on a tiny speck of a rock staffed with a handful of Marines and civilian contractors. Trapped and with no hope of relief, the strange adhoc garrison made the invaders bleed. 


Sources: 

 2022-09-03 13:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Hooligans of Kandahar Ebook

For all 5$ and up supporters of the show your ebook file of HoK is attached below. 

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BONUS EPISODE: The Failed Confederate Invasion of New Mexico

A tent salesman scrapes together an army out of Texas draft rejects, arms them with shotguns and lances, and tries to invade New Mexico without any food or water.


Sources: 

https://www.historynet.com/west-wasnt-won/

2022-09-01 07:51:49 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY EPISODE: The First Barbary War

The United States invents a navy to go to war against pirates on the other side of the world, accomplishes almost nothing. 


Sources:

Wheelan, Joseph (2003), Jefferson's War: America's First War on Terror, 1801–1805

Zacks, Richard (2005), The Pirate Coast: Thomas Jefferson, the First Marines, and the Secret Mission of 1805

2022-08-27 15:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post

History of Armenia 15: Mongol Armenia Part 1

The Saga of Mongol Armenia begins! 


Sources: 

Prezvindowswk, Lauren. The Iikanid Mongols, the Christian Armenians, and the Islamic Mamluks 1220-1335

Bayarasaikhan Dashdondog. The Mongols and the Armenians 1220-1335

Kirakos. History of the Armenians

Hayton of Corycus. Flowers of the Histories of the East

Bournoutian, George. A concise Hist...

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EARLY EPISODE: The Wilkes Expedition

Once upon a time the US Navy went on a scientific expedition based upon the theory of a hollow earth. They murdered swaths of innocent people and the commander went insane, beating and kidnapping most of his own crew. 


Sources: 

https://www.sil.si.edu/DigitalCollections/usexex/...

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Romecast 8: Lung Charcuterie

Season 2 Episodes 3 and 4.

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BONUS EPISODE: Arm the Birds

Joe and Sarah tell the story of pigeon guided bombs, spy cats, and an insane dentist who wanted to weaponize bats.

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EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Lake Tanganyika Part 2: Josephine The War Chimp

The conclusion the Battle of Lake Tanganyika (and Simson's naval career)

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EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Lake Tanganyika Part 1: The Worst Officer in the Royal Navy

The British military during WWI devises the most pointless battle of the entire war. 


Enter Geoffrey Spicer Simson, the worst officer in the entire British navy. 


Sources: 

Giles Foden. Mimi and Toutou Go Forth 

Edward Paice. Tip and Run. The Untold Tragedy of the Great War in Africa 

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